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roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-19 22:00 [#00787046]
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this is depressing

revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2003-07-19 23:03 [#00787064]
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Don't forget funny.

Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2003-07-19 23:18 [#00787068]
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Friends ... don't let friends post drunk.

marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-20 04:07 [#00787112]
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heh stoney -- I wonder if you really have ! I have the text
fo' real :)

danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-20 07:03 [#00787167]
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I like shemales, many like Shawna here look better than most
women ;)

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od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-07-20 08:09 [#00787196]
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Oh man haha lately on sunday (which we renamed to comedown
mess day), we';ve taken to going to the local deli and
buying porno mags and nangs and reading porn all day and
getting stone dna doding heaps of nangs.

...so the other week my mate bought this wicked porno
(silvia saint in it and everything lol) and we were stoned
out of our brains and he goes "Dude...what th... oi her
pussy looks WEIRD, check this sht out" and hands me the mag
and it's a chick and they've photoshopped or airbrished a
fucking flaccid cock onto her! What the fuck?

It was funny coz it DID look a little like a weird pussy
(difficult to explain - I know you're thining "how the FUCK
can a cock look like a pussy?" But if you saw it you'd know
what I eman, also we were baked, I did, mention that, didn't
I?) until you sort of understood what the hell was going
on.

Lucky it was only in an ad.

I mean, I'd still be laughing at his bad luck now if it was
actually one of the girls in the mag.

haha

xf from Australia on 2003-07-20 08:36 [#00787212]
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omg how di i enlarge mi penis naturallay??

sounds like half the spam i get, heh!

danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-20 08:40 [#00787215]
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Play with it.

marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-20 09:33 [#00787262]
Points: 24612 Status: Regular | Followup to xf: #00787212

by Jelqing.

xf from Australia on 2003-07-20 10:20 [#00787311]
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jel-whu?

i already play with it enough already

Anus_Presley on 2003-07-20 10:22 [#00787312]
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put some strring arround it and tie the otherr end to a
speed boat.

xf from Australia on 2003-07-20 10:22 [#00787313]
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google search

haha, looks even more like goddamn spam

nacmat on 2003-07-20 10:23 [#00787314]
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I prefer without

xf from Australia on 2003-07-20 10:23 [#00787315]
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[quote]
I cant believe it , three weeks since i started with the PJ
doing about 20 to 25 mins aday ,i have moved on to the power
squeeze (Advanced routines)i thought what the hell i was
going to leave measureing till four weeks buy hey,FFS!!!! i
am at 7 inches bpe!! cant believe it !! i will post a pic in
progress tracking soon my dick has takin on a more muscular
feel and a veiny look very cool.

... read more success stories
[/quote]

haha, this is gold

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