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Tripod won't let you hotlink so I can't see it :( |
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argh! cunts! well, it was a lovely picture of yanni. too bad, i guess. =( as for "arse", shouldn't google come up with a picture of kylie's bottom? if there's one thing that defines the very term, that's definitely it! |
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BOBs' yer uncle - happy mondays this track turns girls on, bizarrely considering its sung by Shaun Ryder ;D |
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haha :P! |
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by the way, would would he tell us, if he only could, that is? |
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i can't seem to find a damn photo that is small enough to upload...any tips on re-sizing? |
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Pole 3 |
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I got a question for you... "What is associated with cheese and makes a girl squeel?" That is good to find out how a girls mind works, I have used it a few times, normally when I am drunk and I get interesting reactions :D! |
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Don't play with it too much as the more you play the harder it becomes to manipulate. |
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uh, Adobe Photoshop if available? use the pic from the link i provided above & crop to appropriate size. =) |
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but back on topic, i forgot to add "sax on the beach" (volumes 1 through 3) by John Tesh |
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it won;t do it...i give up!!! :'( i have done it before like a year ago...i just don;t get it why it won;t do it now.... who cares |
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ninight people |
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i had sex with massive attack playing. a playlist of all thier albums good stuff |
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just when i thought that yanni had an irrisistable charm ... |
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lol...a playlist of all their albums, you must have been knackered at the end of it all. |
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he probably means back in the time when 'blue lines' came out! hehe! |
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that would have meant him having sex when he was eight...either way you gotta respect it :D |
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i always think it's fun to sex the ladies to an hour of 'mike reid sings' who could forget a classic album from frank butcher actor mike reid singing classics such as 'singing in the rain' or 'what a wonderful world' |
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Yes I can see how that would be appealing to the fairer sex...and the fella could think about Pat Butcher as well...everyones a winner :P |
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HAHAHA yeah but can any man match franks spinning bow tie? |
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point taken. judging from his philip glass avatar, i assumed he was far older, but yeah, it's not all too improbable that he was seduced by his babysitter who happened to be a massive attack fan, now is it? |
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I noticed you didn't specify the babysitters gender...that was mean :D |
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well it wasnt like I hit play, went at it, and didnt stop till the playlist ended! :-P |
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now, what was the last time you saw a male babysitter? there's far too many old child-molesting pervs out there for gender equality to occur in that corner of the job market. |
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im 20 and no she wasnt my babysitter. i stopped having baby sitters when I was 18 assholes :-D |
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Mate if you could do that I would be your biggest fan...sadly I personally wouldn't have made it past unfinshed sympathy if played in chronological order. |
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easy now! there's nothing wrong with shagging your babysitter! |
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alot of the playlist was in the foreplay timeframe |
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hahaha foreplay...I can't be arsed with all that shit...I might slobber on a bitches bits for a few but then it is straight in there. |
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LMAO |
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classy... no, this time was the best sex of my life... total time from beggining of foreplay to end, was probably about 2 1/2 - 3 hours. |
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if 3d is out there reading this, thanks for being the soundtrack to my sexcapades |
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Deftones - "Around The Fur" Tool - "Aenima" Micheal Jackson - "Bad" (my girlfriend digs it) A KD Lang album my first shag put in that I can't remember for the life of me... I plan to listen to Talking Heads "Remain In Light" and a Parliament Funkadelic "greatest hits" album I have. (it's one of those millenium collections, though if I get ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE, I'll most likely bang my girlfriend to that!) |
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i lost my virginity listening to insides by orbital, i think i got thru about 20 seconds of it |
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for real.......? roygbiv. |
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i'd like to nail someone to 'i need a hero' or whatever it's called by that middle aged 80's powerballad woman, that'd be fucking comedy |
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as my friend once put it, "it's all about the hole", innit? but seriously, i can't stand just straight-up shagging, really - it just seems too animalistic and mechanical without the foreplay. i'm all about makin' sweet luvin' by the warmth of the fireplace (preferably with barry white croonin' in the background! hehe!) |
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i hear you manticore. i also prefer to oil the screen door before i start to slam it. |
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If you need to oil it you shouldn't be riding it, my girlfriend says that to her friends :D |
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in case it's a bit, er, rusty? otherwise it might make irritating squeaking noises and whatnot. hehe! but yeah, i don't see how some men can be so averse to cunnilingus, all the while expecting that a blowjob just comes with the territory. i mean, come on - you gotta please your laydee 1st, unless she's a bit moldy under there, in which case you probably shouldn't be with her in the first place! hehe! |
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good point, good point, sir. :-D |
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I said I slobber on a bitches bits...what did you think that meant? Sorry if I am too romantic in my phrasing for you all :P |
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er, i must've misread that as "i slobber on my bitche's tits" ... either way, i don't think bitches like it when we call 'em 'bitch', yo! |
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Of course they like it, women like what I tell them to like :D |
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i enjoy cunnilingus very much myself thank you. and about the oiling, i'll still ride it. come on, the girl not only said she loves my penis, but she named it for fuck's sake. |
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i couldn't help myself but piss my pants laughing if a girl told me to "take little jimmy for a stroll in my cave" |
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playing a certain type of music to "get it on" really is cringeworthy. |
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WTF??? |
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wtf indeed |
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