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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 09:30 [#00750372]
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yeah it's not a small town, but all the people i know arre
frrom herre orr verry nearr. it's harrd to to know if people
do know about it orr not.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-21 09:30 [#00750373]
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its the same in italy with the north and south money living
divide


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 09:31 [#00750374]
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yep?????????


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-21 11:39 [#00750490]
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I was agreeing with the statement...


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:13 [#00750551]
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i am england


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:14 [#00750554]
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i AM england


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:21 [#00750560]
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I used to live in Scotland as an English guy and I got shit
loads of abuse for being English,so Its all the same.



 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:23 [#00750564]
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Oh and I think a vast majority of English are idiots,I am
ashamed to be English.

And yes we have bad teeth,drink loads of tea,swear
alot,can't spell,are racist,narrow minded ect.



 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:24 [#00750566]
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yep!!!!

I like the sperm filled tissues.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:25 [#00750569]
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speak for yourself matey. I never fucking swear you gook!
Christ, you're different so you must be gay


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:34 [#00750583]
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Haha thats exactly what we're like!

Show us some teeth.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:38 [#00750592]
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teeeeeth


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 12:48 [#00750609]
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Not quite yellow enough....


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2003-06-21 13:15 [#00750628]
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my impression of British people:
- They like to constantly test eachother on how far they can
go(to test someone's character)
- Most don't take themselves too seriously but the ones that
do can be very arrogant and snobby(upper class/ political
persons)
- They are very curious about other cultures
- they're mad about football but also other sports that
people in other countries aren't very interested in
- a lot of British people love to be a bit different than
others.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 13:44 [#00750649]
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exellent description.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 13:44 [#00750650]
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also the kids are mad on Harry Potter!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 13:56 [#00750659]
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but the whole statement was, well bullshit surrely you can
see past the big worrds.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-21 14:05 [#00750663]
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You what? What he said was right, very good description of
some of the poorer parts of England.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 14:08 [#00750664]
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it was a shite descrription


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 14:09 [#00750666]
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in fact it was so long ago i don't even know what he said
orr who to.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-21 14:15 [#00750669]
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What was shite about it?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-21 14:17 [#00750671]
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i don't know what it was i was on about now. that was this
morrning.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-21 14:26 [#00750692]
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Alright I've had enough, let's settle this MSN.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-06-21 17:30 [#00750921]
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chim chimmery


 

offline Flipered from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-21 17:58 [#00750950]
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The English Rule, Fuck Canada!!!!!

P.S. Our teeth are pretty dam good thank you!


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-06-21 22:08 [#00751106]
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I don't know much about Brits, but I know that the most
talented musicians in the world come from the UK.
North American music (for the most part), sucks ass.
I like them - and their funny little accent.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 01:42 [#00751213]
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"but the whole statement was, well bullshit surrely you can
see past the big worrds."

How-Is-It-Bull-Shit?

See? I avoided the use of "big words". Simple enough for ya?


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 03:14 [#00751284]
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What the feck is our 'funny little accent'?
We have a horribly wide range of accents. I live in
Leicestershire, smack bang in the middle of England. Our
accent appears to be some descendant of cockney, but you
travel a few miles to the west and you'll hit Birmingham and
then the West Country, and half the time it's impossible to
work out what the fuck they're talking about.

I don't like accents. Except some parts of Scottish and
Welsh.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-06-22 03:16 [#00751285]
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Umm.. ahh never mind.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-22 03:44 [#00751296]
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o i underrstood you firrst time rround. my point was that it
is easy to make a 3 worrd sentence sound morre imporrtant
that it is by crramming it full of 'big worrds'
and btw i don't want to arrgue about this. i don't carre
what you said.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-06-22 03:59 [#00751309]
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Didn't Brits invent Hackett Polo shirts and Burberry
baseball caps ? Class .


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-06-22 04:00 [#00751310]
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And Lager tops ?


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-06-22 04:01 [#00751311]
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And Slavery ?


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-22 04:48 [#00751326]
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"my point was that it is easy to make a 3 worrd sentence
sound morre imporrtant
that it is by crramming it full of 'big worrds'"

Ahh, I see. It's the way I wrote it that lead you to
proclaim it as "shite" and "bullshit". That coming from
someone who crams his post with unessessary 'Rs'. Hmm.
S'pose it's indicative of the cultural slide toward the
pandering to the lowest common denominator. Oh well.

C'mon then. Condense what I said into three words.


"and btw i don't want to arrgue about this."

Surely it's obvious that if you start chucking the terms
bullshit and shite about people's posts -- without
provocation -- it'll inevitably decend into one?


"i don't carre what you said."

Yeah, OK.







 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-22 05:27 [#00751335]
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glad we underrstand each otherr.



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 03:05 [#00752814]
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well ive lived in AU for abut 6 months now,and have found
that about 8 out of 10 aussies hate brits,i fly back in 4
weeks


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-06-23 03:11 [#00752822]
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Nor do I, I'm English... :-)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 03:17 [#00752828]
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On the plus side:

The vast majority of people are very honest when it comes to
not ripping tourists (aside from Americans :P) off.

Our public health service is pretty good (comparatively
speaking).

We are some of the safest and most courteous drivers in the
world.

The average car on the road is incredibly safe compared to
those of most countries (talking terms of maintenance rather
than design here).

The Welsh flag is undeniably "the best" aside from perhaps
the one in an african state that has a shield and spears on
it.

Our country is one of the most racially tolerant.

Our (private) education system is of a very high standard.

There are very few guns on the street.

We have the best (modern) music in the world IMO.

We're a nation of hobbyists which makes for some pretty
interesting conversations.

You're never too far from the sea so seafood and watersports
are readily available.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 03:19 [#00752830]
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here here,when i get back i ll get you knighted


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 04:43 [#00752895]
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hiya.....

England has produced some really cool comedy.I work with
lots oif different eurioeans and they all love UK comedy....
and always admit there own is shit. Any funnymen produced in
Ireland only really get the official stamp if they go
through England... (Father ted, dylan moran, Spike Milligan
etc )

for me, the funniest fuckers on this board are Giginer and
Bill_hicks by the way.

Other than that.. and IDM.. i can´t think of much else
going for em!

(i kid.... we´re all varied and have pros n cons)


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 04:55 [#00752909]
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"The vast majority of people are very honest when it comes
to not ripping tourists (aside from Americans :P) off."

Vast majority? That's a bit of a subjective statement. I'd
hazzard a guess that the vast majority of people in England
don't come into contact with tourists, let alone have the
opportunity to rip 'em off.

"Our public health service is pretty good (comparatively
speaking)."

Compared with Iraq or Liberia maybe, but not compared with
our EU partners, it aint. Longest waiting lists in EU.
Lowest cancer survival rate in EU. For the amount of money
we throw at the NHS it should be a friggin' lot better that
it is. But we still spend less on the NHS (% of GDP) than
the majority of EU.


"We are some of the safest and most courteous drivers in the
world."

Yeah we got the lowest death rate on the roads... coz the
roads are in constant jams and it's hard to die in a road
crash when you're crawling at 10 mph.

"The average car on the road is incredibly safe compared to
those of most countries (talking terms of maintenance rather
than design here)."

Quite possibly. The cost of running a car is expensive
compared to the rest of the world though. How much fuel tax
do we pay?

"The Welsh flag is undeniably "the best" aside from perhaps
the one in an african state that has a shield and spears on
it."

S'pose the Welsh have to be the best at something. Flags?
They can have that honour.

"Our country is one of the most racially tolerant."

Sure we don't go round in white pointy hats lynching people
from Poplar trees, but as the BNP victories up North
indicates, there's a lot of simmering tension. Don't forget
it wasn't that long ago we had The Black Shirts and signs on
pubs and guesthouses 'No Dogs. No Blacks.'

"Our (private) education system is of a very high
standard."

Most private education systems are of a very high standard.
But how many people does that effect? The rest of us plebs
have to be content with a system that inflicts more tests


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 04:57 [#00752911]
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Cont...

"Our (private) education system is of a very high
standard."

Most private education systems are of a very high standard.
But how many people does that effect? The rest of us plebs
have to be content with a system that inflicts more tests on
kids than any other country and yet still produces the
figures that I stated earlier: 1/3 of adults are
functionally illiterate and or innumerate.

"There are very few guns on the street."

At the moment, yeah. However gun crime is the fastest
growing sector according to crime stats. There were 3
shootings around my area in the last couple of weeks but it
mysteriously goes un-reported. Maybe coz it was
black-on-black crime? The media don't really go for that.

"We have the best (modern) music in the world IMO."

Tell that to the Eurovision judges! ; )
Nah, we're in agremeent on this one.

"We're a nation of hobbyists which makes for some pretty
interesting conversations."

Have you ever been in converstion with a trainspotter?!
Jesus!
Yeah, the eccentricity of the English is something to be
proud of, although even that is beginning to be compromised
with globalised culture turning us into homogenised
consumer fodder.

"You're never too far from the sea so seafood and
watersports are readily available."

And so are turds, sanitory towels and wotnot. We didn't get
the label 'dirty man of europe' for nothing y'know.

Don't get me wrong, there are many things that we do and
have done that we should be proud of, it's just that we
could do a lot better if the country was run differently. A
more equitable and just society is not an impossibility,
provided we were given the chance.

I'm a dreamer, man.




 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 05:09 [#00752930]
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"Vast majority? That's a bit of a subjective statement. I'd

hazzard a guess that the vast majority of people in England

don't come into contact with tourists, let alone have the
opportunity to rip 'em off. "

Okay, if you want to get into sematics, "The vast majority
of the people in the UK I have had first hand experience of
that deal with tourists are very honest with them. They do
not overcharge them at car parks, short change them at bars
or restaurants. I honestly cannot think of a time when
somewhere I have worked has been involved in overcharging
tourists. I have worked in a pub, a hotel and football/rugby
ground, all of which had a lot of dealing with tourists."

Compare the amount of short changing carried out by the
Spanish and Greeks to Brits on holiday compared to them
here...

"Compared with Iraq or Liberia maybe, but not compared with

our EU partners, it aint. Longest waiting lists in EU.
Lowest cancer survival rate in EU. For the amount of money
we throw at the NHS it should be a friggin' lot better that

it is. But we still spend less on the NHS (% of GDP) than
the majority of EU."

What about America? They're a developed country... what
about Australia, China, etc?



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 05:09 [#00752931]
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"Yeah we got the lowest death rate on the roads... coz the
roads are in constant jams and it's hard to die in a road
crash when you're crawling at 10 mph."

No, because:
a) Our tests are comparatively stringent/
b) We are, by neccessity a lot calmer when it comes to
driving.

France has recently has a "drive more like the British"
campaign....

"Quite possibly. The cost of running a car is expensive
compared to the rest of the world though. How much fuel tax

do we pay?"

I fail to see what relevance that has to car safety. If
anything, high fuel tax should mean we'd have less money to
spend on car maintenance...

"Sure we don't go round in white pointy hats lynching people

from Poplar trees, but as the BNP victories up North
indicates, there's a lot of simmering tension. Don't forget

it wasn't that long ago we had The Black Shirts and signs on

pubs and guesthouses 'No Dogs. No Blacks.' "

You forgot, "No Irish." Whilst there is certianly rascism
here, it is negliginle compared to most countries. We have
one of the most diverse and accepting cultures in the
world.

"Most private education systems are of a very high standard.

But how many people does that effect? The rest of us plebs
have to be content with a system that inflicts more tests"

Even among the private systems of other countries, ours
excels... this is reflected in the high proportion of
foreign students at Harrow, Eton etc.
This is relevant as it means our "elite" is of a high
standard which benefits the populance in general- high
quality MI agents, good businesses, etc.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 05:10 [#00752932]
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.. like i said...

funny fuckers!


 

offline themilkman from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 05:14 [#00752934]
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Unfortunately, I think the bad image of the Brits abroad is
partly due to cheap airlines. Before, only people with a
certain class would travel as they were the only one to be
able to afford it, the rest would go to Blackpool. Nowadays,
they all go to Prague for their stag weekends and Greece or
Spain on hols, and behave like they wouldn't even behave in
Britain. Most of these people don't have a clue about other
countries' customs and just think they can do whatever they
want. It is degrading and reflect extremely badly on the
image of Britain. I am not British, but have been living in
London for the last eight years, and have been ashamed of
what people get up to as shown on programs such as Ibiz
Uncovered and so on. These people should be banned from
travelling.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-23 05:25 [#00752946]
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Thank God we have Prince Philip to represent us abroad and
counter the poor picture the oiks abroad paint of us.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 06:04 [#00752989]
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"Even among the private systems of other countries, ours
excels... this is reflected in the high proportion of
foreign students at Harrow, Eton etc."

So even our own capable students don't get educated at our
top institutions because the places are taken by foreigners?


"This is relevant as it means our "elite" is of a high
standard which benefits the populance in general- high
quality MI agents, good businesses, etc."

Make a few a the top succesful and the rest falls into
place, eh? Nah, i don't by that Thatherite 'trickle-down'
concept. That's whats fucked this country. 24 years of
neo-liberal policies that has produced a rich/poor divide
wider than pre-industrial revolution times. A guiding
principle of the 'bottom-line' rules. The commercialisation
of... well, nearly every fuckin' thing.

And our elites make good businessess? For directors and
shareholders, sure. As I stated before, we have the longest
working hours in the EU. We're not part of the european
charter of fundamental rights which would grant UK workers
rights that the rest of the continent enjoys. We have the
lowest corporation tax in the West. Good for corporations
but less tax in the coffers for health, education etc. etc.
Fuck the elites!

"b) We are, by neccessity a lot calmer when it comes to
driving."

What do you mean by 'neccessity'? How do you draw that
conclusion?

"We have one of the most diverse and accepting cultures in
the world."

Again, that's subjective.





 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 06:05 [#00752991]
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.... hilarious!



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 06:08 [#00752993]
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Fuckin' A. :P



 


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