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How are you gonna chop you arm off with a cell phone fool? |
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there's where they work best :) |
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the real moral is don't go hiking alone. don't go hiking without registering at the trail head. two easy things this "experienced outdoor's man" should have done but didn't. He paid dearly for his lack of common sense. |
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just saw him on tv again.. he had been lying there for 2 days already. he cut the skin, then found he couldn't cut the bone with his blunt knife.. he waited another day and then thought of snapping the bones at his wrist. after that he cut it all away - he says all in all it took him an hour. he then had to walk another 8 miles before some (Dutch!) hikers found him. |
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Yes...some would call it devine justice. You are right, God made this happen to him. |
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did he say why didnt he take his arm along? |
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yes. it was stuck under a huge fucking rock. |
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It was trapped in the rock...sort of the reason he had to cut it off in the first place. |
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was it? |
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prolly cuz it was under an 800lb boulder |
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He should have had Drft 7.30 with him. Then he would have developed super human powers, lifted the rock and the he could have threw it all the way to squash Saddam. |
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1000lb even. a team went back and searched for the limb a day later but couldn't find it. |
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nope, thats wrong ha ha. they did find it, only they found it weighed 1000lb and so they couldn't get it out either (the man said he thought the rock weighed about 200lb..). |
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i bet he lost his watch too |
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maybe he made it all up. maybe he never had an arm to begin with. |
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His arm weighed 1000lb? Wow he must have been a fatty. |
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no wonder he didt take it |
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indeed. |
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the arm? he didn't have one in the first place, remeber? |
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Hmm, maybe he would have taken it along, if he didn't have to CUT IT OFF TO GET FREE. *taps his head* |
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yeah, im sure he wouldnt have bothered to cut it off if he was just gonna take it with. |
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Maybe he was smuggling rocks into his state and the columbians trapped his arm as punishment? |
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if he was fit he could have moved that rock with his legs, perhaps... |
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If the rescue crew couldn't shift it, I doubt he had much of a chance. |
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what is he, in the x-men now???? dude, he shoul've teleported his arm out form under that boulder |
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you never moved anything weighting 1000lb ? how could he knew how heavy was that rock i know i'd try |
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That's just daft. Everyone knows you can't teleport through rock, the waves are messed up by the density. |
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Yes I have...I once pushed my girlfriend out of bed because she was late for work. I never want to repeat that again...imagine if she rolled on my arm, I might have to chop it off with a penknife too :( |
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is this a true story? |
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Yes, I swear on the life of Chemical Ali. |
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who's chemical ali? (excuse me if im curious but im pretty stoned) |
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im not going to cut anything tho... |
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i heard about this. truly amazing. |
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a 1000lb rock? are you insane!? |
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isnt that like 350 kgs? |
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It is about 450kg |
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hmm, ok, i never tryed that much... |
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about 450 kg more like. try pushing that off your own arm while having not eaten or drank anything for 2 days. |
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yeah, taht sounds pretty impossible |
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wankers!!!!!!!! |
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damn, i would rather be dead. must have been pretty pissed off at that arm, that's quite a scrape it got him into. |
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yeah, but he DID have food... not alot for 2-3 days, but... i think he said he had some water and 2 burritos and a few crumbs of a candy bar. |
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I don't think I could have cut my arm off though..... :*( |
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neither do i |
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i can't belirvr that. i mean imagine the situation: if you had a sword or an axe, and you would chop your arm off at once, then i understand it... but he chopped it off in about maybe an hour or more.... imagine how he is getting slowly to his bone and then has to really chop and chop till he's trough his bone... yuk !! |
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he broke the bones so he didnt have to shop them... but it took him an hour... that means he maybe passed out... or maybe couldnt bring himself to keep going once he started... who knows what happened up there? |
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i mean chop |
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maybe if he had alcohol with him i would understand it... or drugs.... |
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nope... just 2 burritos and some water... he said he absorbed the blood with a few extra pairs of biker shorts he brought with him... never thought i would ever say "thank God for biker shorts" hehe |
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i'm still curious he didn't bleed so much that he died... |
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