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offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-13 13:05 [#00593916]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



If I were a stone, I would be a limestone.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be a snow goose.
If I were an insect, I would be a lady bird.
If I were a machine, I would be an engine.
If I were a tool, I would be a lighter.
If I were a fruit, I would be a water melon.
If I were a flower, I would be a snow bell.
If I were the weather, I would be fog.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a unicorn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin.
If I were a profession, I would be a nurse.
If I were an animal, I would be a bird.
If I were a color, I would be white.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of nature.
If I were an emotion, I would be freedom.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be stoned.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a pea.
If I were a sound, I would be the wind.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

Lovely thread Neeta.Some great questions,that make you think
about yourself.Thank you.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-13 13:10 [#00593928]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



if i werre less lazy orr morre stupid than i am i would fill
that in.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-03-13 23:28 [#00594357]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00593928



what does your stupidity have to do with ifyouwere?

i like this thread too. it's funny how i have answered a
long time ago (my answers on the page 1 are older than the
post since i found it lying on my hd) and still my answers
would be the same.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-13 23:41 [#00594363]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



im going to re-answer it now, not looking at how i DID
answer it before, to see how the two differ:

If I were a stone, I would be a slab of marble.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a dove.
If I were an insect, I would be a glow-worm.
If I were a machine, I would be an antique Lumiere camera.
If I were a tool, I would be a pointed stick (monty python
fans oughta get that one).
If I were a fruit, I would be a plum.
If I were a flower, I would be a calla.
If I were the weather, I would be mornign mist.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the pheonix.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a human.
If I were a profession, I would be a filmmaker.
If I were an animal, I would be a rabbit.
If I were a color, I would be ice blue.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of french toast.

If I were an emotion, I would be feeling romantic.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be gleefull.
If I were a vegetable, I would be creamed corn.
If I were a sound, I would be a warm drone.
If I were an Element, I would be carbon (since it is IN
everything, I would be in everything).



 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-14 00:48 [#00594374]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



If I were a stone, I would be a Pyrite
If I were a tree, I would be an Bohdi
If I were a bird, I would be a Vulture.
If I were an insect, I would be a Praying Mantis.
If I were a machine, I would be a old radio.
If I were a tool, I would be a can opener.
If I were a fruit, I would be a kiwi.
If I were a flower, I would be an Amorphophallus titanium
(fool's gold)
If I were the weather, I would be rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be Pegasus
http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Liberi/test3.htm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a kazoo
If I were a profession, I would be a Veterinarian.
If I were an animal, I would be a Hamster.
If I were a color, I would be green.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent in the air after
rain.
If I were an emotion, I would be pensive.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be analytical.
If I were a vegetable, I would be soy.
If I were a sound, I would be a huge crash.
If I were an Element, I would be earth.

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-03-14 05:19 [#00594747]
Points: 24596 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #00593591



Yes - it's the song "if" from that album - 7 points to you

 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-03-14 05:36 [#00594772]
Points: 749 Status: Regular



If I were a stone, I would be crystal.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a Penguin.
If I were an insect, I would be one of those things off
Starship Troopers.
If I were a machine, I would be a vibrator. :D
If I were a tool, I would be a jigsaw cutter.
If I were a fruit, I would be a passion fruit.
If I were a flower, I would be a Kangaroo Paw.
If I were the weather, I would be a thunder storm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a Mazzard.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be decks (hey, if I
get an itch, at least someone can scratch me).
If I were a profession, I would be a male prostitute.
If I were an animal, I would be a himalayan persian cat.
If I were a color, I would be neon purple.
If I were a fragrance, I would be ode de vanilla essence.
If I were an emotion, I would be joyful.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be content.
If I were a vegetable, I would be in a wheelchair.
If I were a sound, I would be Autechre music.
If I were an Element, I would be wind.



 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-14 05:55 [#00594786]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict | Followup to AE_King: #00594772



ive never eaten a wheel chair. what do they taste like you
stupid idiot.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-14 05:56 [#00594787]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict | Followup to AE_King: #00594772



ive never eaten a wheel chair. what do they taste like you
stupid idiot.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-14 05:59 [#00594792]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict | Followup to AE_King: #00594772



Im sorry, i didnt get that at fisrt, now im the stupid idot,
i was just kidding by the way, god damnit, why am i so
stupid?! GOD!!! I HATE MYSELF NOW!! SHIT!!!


 

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