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or like topic: i was thinking post; wha? |
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i'm all for fun..... =0) i think people should look up the meaning of MUNDANE.......cos mundane topics are NOT fun. i mean whats next......how many cabinets do you have in your house? who the FRICK cares......really.....if you've run out of topics to talk about perhaps a GOOD book is in order.....but definately turn OFF THE COMPUTER! i just feel like 10 year olds have taken over the MB, or people that act like they are 10.......and thats my 2 CENTS! |
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one time i made a topic "where do you get off?" and my post was like "...well?" jay closed it though |
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so there should be a kind of committee that decides which topics are DUMB and which are FUN!! |
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only yellow in the morning... sorry to let y'all down I FEEL LIKE SHITE! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF |
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don't be snide, you know that's what i mean. re-read my first message: i didn't say it's for me to decide, i'm saying people should police THEMSELVES cos tons of people are getting irritated by these completely pointless topics. |
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To make your piss blue: If you ingest a small amount of methyl blue chloride you will piss smurf blue at least twice, then after that the piss will come out less and less blue for about 5 or 6 more urinations, depending on how much you eat. It can be mixed, undetected into dark fluids (coffee, kool-aid) or into dark foods (brownies) it is non-toxic (at least it never made me sick) if you work in a lab, it can easily be ordered from any chemical distributer (Sigma, Fischer, etc.) A great trick to play on your friends at parties. Have a camera ready to capture the look of fear on their faces as they exit the bathroom. |
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actually, my piss is brown! |
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you got problems dood. brown piss indicates blood in the urine which could indicate a kidney problem. in the words of Naven Johnson: "see a doctor and get rid of it." |
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heh... |
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PlasticTantrum: dude PlasticTantrum: what does it mean when your turds are black RoyGBivCore: it means you should probably see a doctor PlasticTantrum: or i ate too much taffy apple salad RoyGBivCore: that sounds nasty RoyGBivCore: wait RoyGBivCore: no that sounds kind of good PlasticTantrum: yea PlasticTantrum: it is RoyGBivCore: whats the deal with a taffy apple salad PlasticTantrum: it's tasty RoyGBivCore: i mean what it is dude PlasticTantrum: i dunno RoyGBivCore: what the fuck, you ate too much of it, you've got to know what it is RoyGBivCore: man, i think this whole conversation was created so you could tell me about taffy apple salads and then not tell me what they are PlasticTantrum: it tastes like taffy apple salad PlasticTantrum: but doesn't look anything like it RoyGBivCore: god dammit RoyGBivCore: what is in a taffy apple salad RoyGBivCore: is it just a taffy apple cut up in a bowl PlasticTantrum: i don't know PlasticTantrum: but it made my shit black RoyGBivCore: fuck that dude RoyGBivCore: once you go black you never go back PlasticTantrum: hahaha RoyGBivCore: you shouldn't laugh dude RoyGBivCore: you're going to be shitting black till you're seventy |
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yellow....but i'm not eating much lately so go figure |
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this is a mundane topic, its parrt of the "don't make mundane topics" erra of the MB |
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appreciation of all appreciation and unapprecitation threads appreciation thread |
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topic against - topics against - against mundane topics, that arre mundane |
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those are my favorite topics!! Love em!! |
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lighten up |
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yeah, i plan to "lighten up" in my car at lunch. eating a lot of oreo's will give you black poop. black vomit as well. another great party trick. |
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oh and pepto bismol will turn your poop real black. and your tongue. |
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I remember once my mom bought some ninja turtle cookies which were green or something... anyways, I ate a LOAD of em, and then when I crapped it was green!!! |
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green poo is THE SHIT! ;) |
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YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT YO!!! :) |
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dark yellow when I'm dehydrated (and it reeks too) and lime when I've been drinking plenty |
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mostly clear and colorless with a subtle smell |
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my piss is usually pretty clearish-golden, and ...I think a lot of vitamin B can make your piss a lot yellower, like glowing!... |
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hahaha its funny cause you guys have wierd bodies |
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He called the shit poop! haha! |
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on the opposite end of the topical spectrum, i'm getting rather sick of pseudo intellectual "philosophical" topics as well, one of which i spent far too much time contributing to. guys, its pointless debate, and most of you have no fucking clue what the hell you're talking about when it comes to philosophy. |
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ewwwwwww.. |
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blue |
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but is it ever really fair to say that someone dosn't have a fucking clue when talking about philosophy? Because by saying that you're implying that there is a correct and incorrect philosophy, which negates the entire premise of the thing. Put that in ya pipe and smoke it ya elitest ass-pirate! |
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too true.. i overestimated the intelligence and openmindedness of people here as well. |
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no, not really. there are simple rules of logic and debate that i didn't see present in a lot of the arguments. i guess its a bit wrong to judge someone for their opinion, but i don't like the way i was talked down to in topics where the people doing the talking didn't really know what it was they were saying. |
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sometimes its clear.. sometimes its yellow. |
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I know what your saying, I was just bustin your balls abit. That's why I just stay out of those threads, the only sure thing about them is the arguments go in circles. |
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circles is right. i'm not getting involved in those "debates" anymore. being told how to think by someone with no job who hangs around on a message board is not my idea of fun. |
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You know you're really in trouble when your shit is clear.... |
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a blue raspberry slurpee or two will turn yer shit blue i bet. i had like 4 in a row and i was shitting blue for a week >_< |
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yes, but how would you know it was clear, you wouldnt be able to see it. you'd just see an empty shithouse wouldnt you? eh? think about it! ;) |
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i think ill take your word for that |
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come on now people, this is a discussion about pee and shit... not philosophy!!! |
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well, I just had a double whopper with cheese and bacon, so I low my shit will be green or purple, or some combination of the two... |
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If you pee blue, it means you're eating too many Smurfs... ;) |
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EWWWWWWWWW *somethings are better left UNsaid* closes eyes and stops reading =o)~ |
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Mmmm, smurfs!!! |
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well it was your special friend who started this topic, so don't blame us! |
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i know you're kidding around, but did you (and some of you others) even READ the first message? let alone notice the date... |
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heh, yeah I did... but at least we're not starting more threads about this... |
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hmm this seems like a medical question. a urinalysis shall determine the answer. |
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post 100 about pee. |
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