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i always like : Kramer: "only once trust is established will there be a free exchange of discounts and sex." i say that one quite a bit. heh |
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old daddy sweet! |
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Kramer - Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint - it's delicious! |
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Kramer: "Theyre very refreshing." remember when jerry is looking in his girlfriends purse and he says hes looking for gum? she says "i have juniormints" and jerry says"No!!!" and throws it back at he rreal quick. haha |
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haha, thats great. same episode : you dont know my name do you? i know it rhymes with a female body part. what is it? mulva? |
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George - "Hest." Jerry-"What? thats not a name." geogre - "bovary" jerry - "bovary?!" |
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and then of course it ends up being delores. |
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bovary. lol. |
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i gotta go. i have to read a book for school which starts somewhat soon. seeya frank\zaphod. |
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later |
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goedemorgen :-) "i was just telling her how i liked manure" jerry: "you told her how you like manure?" "yes! when you think about it, it's really not such a bad word. First you've got a "ma", which is always good. And then you've got a "nure" which isn't bad either" jerry: "and it was around this time that she mentioned her boyfriend?" "yeah... nooo! Do you think she just made on up?" ;-) |
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me: "hey that van is a rocking!" jerry: "don't go a knocking!' And then i caught you and ma Frank ;-) 't was quite a shock |
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FINALLY found a good ELAINEEEEEE picture.......ehheheh *wonders if you're SPONGE-worthy* =b |
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Elaine! :-D this message-board just keeps on getting better and better! This is like a big reunion or something :-) |
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i'd rather use a sponge than one of kramer's faulty condoms ;-) |
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'hello elaine!' |
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"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?" |
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"a donation for $100 has been made to the human fund in your name" |
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Jerry - "You realize, of course, you're naked." naked guy - "Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference." jerry - "You ought to sit *here*. There's a difference." naked guy - "You got something against a naked body?" jerry - "I got something against yours. How about a couple deep knee bends, maybe some squat thrusts." naked guy - "Who's got time for squat thrusts?" jerry - "All right, how 'bout skippin' breakfast? I'm guessing you're not a half-grapefruit and black coffee man." naked guy - "I like a good breakfast." jerry - "I understand, I like a good breakfast. As long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in bib overalls and pigtails being counseled by Dick Gregory." naked guy - "I'm not ashamed of my body." jerry - "Exactly. That's your problem. You should be." see Jerry can be funny. You just have to dig through the quotes to find a real winner. |
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"So now Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat." "Because you threw it out." "No, because I was in charge of the coats. It's insane!" "But you did actually throw his coat out the window?" "But he doesn't know that. As far as he knows someone stole it, and that's the person who should be held responsible." "But that's you." "So I guess I'll have to buy him a new coat, even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway." |
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I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.' |
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"Listen to me. We're always sitting here. I'm always helping you with your girl problems, you're always helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?" "Here." "Exactly. Because neither one of us can handle a woman all by ourselves." "I'm trying." "I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together, at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man." "Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right." |
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now we got elaine. BOSCOOOOO! |
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Maybe there's more to newman than meets the eye? jerry: No... there's less |
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Kramer : "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!" Kramer, wearing boxer shorts : Kramer : "There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping." Kramer wearing nothing : Jerry : "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine." Kramer : "I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it." "Low flow? I don't like the sound of that." - Kramer "I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense." "Cheapness is not a sense." - George and Jerry George:"My back is killing me." Jerry:"Of course, because of that wallet! You've got a filing cabinet under half of your ass." George:"This is an organizer, a secretary, and a friend." George:"You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent." |
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George:"I never thought I'd fail at failing." Jerry:"Oh come on now." George:"I can't do anything wrong." Jerry:"Nonsense. You do everything wrong." George:"Everything?" Jerry:"Everything." George:"You really think so?" Jerry:"Absolutely! I have no confidence in you." George:"Alright. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again." George: "I gotta tell you, I am loving this yada yada thing. I can gloss over my whole life story." George:"It is all because of that car. See, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an eighteen-hour day!" Jerry:"Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made." Jackie Chiles:"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!" George:"You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George." Jerry:"I love that George." George:"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!" |
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"I am such a huge whale fan." - George Kramer:"Rock paper scissors match." Kramer:"Alright! Rock beats paper!" Newman"I thought paper covered rock." Kramer"Nah, rock flys right through paper." Newman"Well, what beats rock?" Kramer"Nothing beats rock." "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right." - Jerry "Maybe this will become a cool thing... Living with your parents." "Yeah, and then maybe baldness will catch on. Things will all be turning your way." -George and Jerry, Timmy:Did you just double-dip that chip?" George:"Excuse me?" Timmy:"You double-dipped the chip." George:"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?" Timmy:"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again." George:"So?" Timmy:"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it." George:"Well, I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't dip that way." "Oh, you don't, huh?" "No. You dip the way you want to dip, I'll dip the way I want to dip." |
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i guess we all found the same site with the quotes eh? ;-) but you sure picked out some funny stuff machineofgod :-p Man, this thread brings back memories... sigh, i wish they hadn't quit! But i'm constantly laughing out loud whilst reading these quotes :-p Thanks guys |
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i wish it was still on too. i really want to see Curb Your enthusiasm. from what ive heard Jerry and a few others appeared on the show too. |
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