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none today. i'm hungover and tired. don't really feel like going anywhere near a beer. |
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Hangovers are very much cured by beer. Hair of the dog my man, hair of the dog. Something with beans, cheese, egg and bread plus a single pint of beer... it's instant relief. |
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nah. i've done some eating already today. i'm actually enjoying this lethargic feeling. i keep falling asleep in different rooms of the house. i beat the headache a while ago. spent most of the afternoon slipping in and out of conciousness on the sofa listening to the directors commentary on two towers. i know hair of the dog works.. but im not in a drinking mood today. craving sweet things rather than the bitter taste of beer. too much beer, wine, whiskey and tequila last night i think. still.. every once in a while it's nice to feel this way. might go and have another nap in a minute.. |
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that's a very nice beer, but dangerous :) |
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and this one ofcourse :) |
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haha someone mentioned hollandia. thats bum beer! schultenbrau is where its at. |
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sounds very tasty, according to the review. |
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Depends on where your hangover falls on the richter scale. If you're having one of you ride it out and pray for death, and you don't want to put anything in that stomach at all, at all. Speaking of beer I tried one of the Unibroue "ephemere" beers - they only make them for one season, then it's on to something else. This season it's an apple beer - very apply but not too sweet. Has kind of a white beer base. Outstanding. |
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Grolsch and Stella Artois |
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- Level One = Drink water, watch brainless television. - Level Two = Drink some alcohol and eat something stodgy. - Level Three = Take a day off from the world, sleep. - Level Four = Vomit lots. Then as level three. - Level Five = Unspeakable. I'm still a fan of waggledance honey beer... fursty ferret is nice as well, as is anything brewed by the courage brewery. I mostly end up buying something strong, cheap and vaguely palatable though. |
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come on, tell us about Level Five! |
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The direa comes out of your arse with such a speed that it burns your arselips totally... and then... you start to vomit your inernal organs..... and then... well... you die.... hé hé hé.... that's level 5 thru 10 explained briefly |
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favourite beer = free beer |
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They all taste the same after you've sunk the first one. |
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yeah i guess grolsch in enlish that name sounds even more stupido it's the equivalent of the gloo gloo gloo sound of pouring bear which will drive me insane too |
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ahhhahahah damn |
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or in your case, your mouth |
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The clue there was "arselips". Who's arse has lips, apart from ChildrenTalking's face? |
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i met someone in detroit once who had a similar affliction |
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what forms your arshole are the "arselips"... isn't it evident? |
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not as evident as you talking from them |
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your "avatar" suits you sir.. Ohh!! Ohhh!!!! Suit you sir |
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*sigh* Level 5 comes after drinking mucho beer and then starting on a tequila-slamming contest. You stay up til 7am feeling like "Oh shit, i'm so incredibly pissed, but i don't feel like falling over or vomiting. God must like me tonight". You are invincible for these wee small hours. You have 2 hours of sleep, wake up next to your best friend's sister in your mum's bed, lie there for 10 minutes trying to judge the hangover before realising "OH JESUS THIS IS LEVEL FIVE". The illusion of Okayness is provided by the fact you are still pissed when you wake up, but still feel quite rough. An hour after waking up, the fun begins. You cannot do anything apart from lie down in the dark, shake all over, and puke into a bucket (which you cannot be bothered emptying, as you feel too awful). There is no comfort in this state. Listening to music, watching television... useless: everything hurts both your head and your stomach, for no discernable reason. This will last a full day, until you pass out exhausted, possibly on the bathroom floor. You will wake up tomorrow somewhere between a level 2 and a level 4, probably next to a bucket of vomit and a copy of your own last will and testament. You will feel bad, but the worst is over. You will swear on your mother's life never to drink again. But this is a lie. You will ALWAYS drink again. And so ends the madness of level five. |
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arselips, between the buttcheeks |
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That deserves a stick of OUCH! bubblegum. |
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Am I alone in not having a vagina for an arsehole? |
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You will ALWAYS drink again. Ain't it the truth. Hahahaha good description! |
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Bell's Oberon. best summer beer, ever. t oo bad she's almost outa season :( |
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its almost safe to say that on a mesageboard, i wouldnt day that to a friend in my house |
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i wouldnt say it either |
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One of those so-called types of friends told me that there's sphincters in the iris of the eye. Vile. |
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i can't see shit. |
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*very best Tarby impression* Thankyou |
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can't find the focke joke anywhere :( |
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That was Stan Boardman wasn't it, the Gyyyyermans bombed our chip shop, focke wolf, repeat x infinity. |
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asahi super dry is the shit. |
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i find ms tarby jr strangely attractive, sensitive yet opiniated, fat yet thin, ugly yet pretty. intelligent, confindent and a sense of humour has rather thrown me. |
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My dad is so compellingly a non-scouse version of Tarby that I wouldn't be able to remove the image of my dad whilst having sexual relations with Ms Tarby. |
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i wasnt planning on sharing her around. |
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No I was just saying, hypothetically, that if you and Linda Green had a row, and you went off drinking and she turned to me, to ask what I thought the problem was between you both, like if you had a future, and then what with her being a bit tipsy and me offering concerned and supportive words, things started to hot up a little, I wouldn't be able to slip her my portion as I'd be thinking of my dad going "oh-ho" whilst wearing a blazer. |
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well thats rather nice of you albeit for the wrong reasons. perhaps i could get you hattie haydrige's phone number. |
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I do actually like her, so that's fine. I am holding out for Muriel Gray though. |
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pretend lessery is quite a turn on, i must admit. i called wrong with regards paula yates over her. i'm not too keen on the plastic bag over the head, but i hope that muriel gray is. |
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