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this is the funniest thread ever! |
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I have never been caught by people who knew what I was up to... I assume? I must say it has been close and could have ended real bad... I don't know what I was thinking in some of the old days. |
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i was laying on my bed while my ex-gf was giving me head - and my brother walks in and sees everything - he is 11 years old - and he just looks at me like htis O_O - then turns around and walks out the door - i couldnt stop laughing then another time we were at it on the floor of my room behind my bed - and my grandma walks in - she was in just the right spot so that i looked up and she didnt see anything other than my head - so i said "just looking for something under my bed" and she went off - that was so close :P |
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i was in 10th grade in an all boys school, and i was in the high school toilets wanking, 5 mins into it i looked up for some reason and saw for a split second someone peeking over the wall divider. next thing i heard was they guy running out of the toilets. what could i do? i couldnt chase after him, i had an erect penis. sadly i didnt see his face, however 2 days later a select group of students from 9th grade were making hand wanking gesture at me. i ignored them completely but with no avail. up to my 12th grade graduation thoes same guys kept hasseling me. and still i ignored them. |
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amazingly i still have my high school year book and their names are in it. maybe one day ill buy a gun and pay each of them a visit........... |
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aquagak > this really sucks =( yeah, kill them!! i hate this kind of stories. |
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I was in my room at university sitting in front of a porn site having a wank, then I heard a knock on my door and a feeling of panic flowed through me as I suddenly remembered I had forgot to lock it. So I reached for my pants but the door opened before I could get them up and my mate who lived below me walked in. I was quaking with embarassment and he kind of said what he wanted to say then just closed the door gently. Afterwards he said "mate, you could have at least downloaded a movie and done it properly". |
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heh. good advice. |
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No amusing wanking storied I can remembe (I'm sure there are some), BUT Myself and my gf have been walked in on at her house about a million times. Mostly by her sister but sometimes by her mum. They don't give a shit though we could just keep going, but I'm too embatrrassed, usually end up going "Awww fucking hell" and sliding under the covers. One time her adopted sister (a girl who's not in theior family but might aswell be) dropped by and we had been going for hours (amphetamines, man.) and she walks in and goes "hello" etc etc and Mel goes nuts, saying "For fucks sake! We'll be out! Can you people not wait TEN MINUTES?" and her "sister" says "Haha is that all?" and runs off. Then Mel told her when she went outside "Yeah that and the 8 hours before it". |
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WA-HEY!! etc. |
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I'm shocked! I don't know what to say.. |
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have you ever done the walking in...when i was 12, i ran into my 17 year old sister's room afterschool without knocking to invade her stuff because i thought she wasn't home...there she was, with her boyfriend.....it was gross. she started screaming at me and chased me through the whole house. afterwards she bribed me with the downward spiral to make sure i wouldn't tell my parents....thus my introduction to nin! |
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bullshit! |
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i am absolutely serious!!!! |
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lol so walking in on someone having sex can lead to great discoveries such as nin, and through nin you discovered aphex twin right? :) |
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indirectly...but yes. and she always made sure to put a "please knock" sign on her door after the incident. |
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it's always good a rule to lock your doors to prevent getting caught |
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huh at gf's place, her door doesn't barely shuts properly, no lock and we've done it in her shower a few times with the rest of her family home and the door doesn't shut - you have to pile clothes in front of it to kepe it closed. and there's no shower screen/curtain or anything. coz her bathroom is being renovated. scary shit!!! never been walked in on in her shower though. |
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people use to tell me "youre a Hot tough street kid". and i go "yes". |
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killing people cause they saw you wank at school? maybe you could've avoided the whole situation by NOT FUCKING JERKING OFF AT SCHOOL?!?! thats disgusting! |
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Yeah, but this is after the fact. He should definitely murder them, no doubt. Got to tie up any loose ends. And then kill us as well. |
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Jesus h christ I didn't think anybody actually did that at school! kerrazy! |
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Yeah, it happens, some mentally deficient kid at our school got caught by our principal. |
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My dad was telling me and my g/f about this guy he used to work with. My dad's a chef and was working in a kitchen with htis right perv. My dad walked in to the storeroom one day to see this guy sat on a sack of spuds with a Jack Russell in his arms. It was a bitch and he was pumping its vagine with a carrot. My dad looked at him in horror and the guy just said "She loves it see". |
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sick. |
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You could almost believe Amonbrunes 1st story there heh heh heh.. |
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I walked in on one of my friends wanking when I was at university and he invited me to stay while he finished. So I put some music on and read the paper...if he wasn't arsed about it then I wasn't going to be, just a natural thing at the end of the day. |
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Man, that guy has high levels of concentration. Rrrrrrrrrrrruspec! |
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DDdddddddddUBturbo! |
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