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Did you ever watch The Masked Magician? |
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I saw a few I think? Are you calling me a magic circle disruptor? |
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Haha! Magic circle disruptor sounds like a euphemism for one who enjoys using the back entrance. |
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I respect the boys that use their womb broom for dirtier duties but I was talking about Alan, the gay magician. |
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It's posts like these that make me appreciate following the entire thread. |
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banana who? |
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babanana what? |
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my motto is "never say never." which makes it difficult to tell people my motto. |
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banana you glad i didnt say orange |
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whats the difference between an onion and guybrush? nobody cries when u chop up guybrush |
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i have a joke i am german |
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I wrote this joke for Norm McDonald but he has never used it.... I was in LA recently and was going to some posh restaurant and it was really crowded and I was in a hurry to leave to get back to the hotel when I bumped into someone. We both went to the same side to pass each other once, then both did it again to the other side, when the guy pulled off his sun glasses and it turned out to be joaquin pheonix. I was obviously shocked and naturally said 'hey you're Joaquin Pheonix', and he said 'I know, what of it?' Which I thought was rather brash. I replied 'you're River Phoenix's brother', to which his tone turned more aggressive saying 'is there any more pointless facts you want to tell me, or are you going to get out of my way?' I told him I was a geography teacher and that I mistakenly once told my class River Phoenix was an actual place he was named after, before obviously being proved wrong but it turns out there is a Joaquin Phoenix. He paused, looked confused but interested and replied, 'yeah, so where is it? I said 'Standing in my fucking way'. |
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good punch line |
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LOL. Your reply is the best joke on this thread! |
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