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cheers, jedi, and have fun you all, tomorrow, I'll not be here (another fucking field trip... bah, I hate trips). |
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This is how you should sign the condolence books for the old hag according to the roayal website. The formal style of opening is 'Madam'; formal letters close 'I have the honour to be, Madam, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servant / subject'. |
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it should be, "woah, i wonder what a 101 year old pussy looks like." |
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Any of you watching the ceremony on TV, anyone been given the day off? I know some of the supermarkets and big stores are closing for two hours... |
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We're supposedly observing a minutes silence at 11.30 am. I will be shouting at the top of my voice for the whole minute as a mark if disrespect to the old cunt. |
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...who cares about a dead granny? :-? |
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Its a bit of an overkill all the stuff on TV....I appreciate that some people wanna see it . . but that's all that we're gonna see on TV for the next week - repeats. Last night for example, the Queen spoke to the nation at 6.00pm - Sky News must've re run the speech about 500 times throughout the night! |
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i intend to vomit all over the telly in our office, to annoy the dense workers who cant get enough of this tragic wankladen charade. i shall insist that the old fucker is placed in a spring loaded coffin and shot over the atlantic. old fucking bitch. |
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has anyone got a copy of 'the queen is dead' in brum today??? laugh, be proud play that fucker loud. |
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I'm sooo happy I don't have a TV!!!!!!!! |
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Its now the minutes silence. God bless you ma'am. |
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THATS IT!! THE TWO MINUTE SILENCE HAS BEGUN!! ALL OF YOU DGBFYWEFGURWEGHUERHGUIWEFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP NOW!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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well, it makes sense to me...sorta... |
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I was just watching the BBC live cast and a car alarm went off in the background. Classic! I bet they'll filter that out in due course. The disrespect HA! |
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They probably had the car destroyed! :) |
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Ha, ha. Where do you mean? In London where the old hag is? |
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Yeah. It was just as they were walking the coffin into the Abbey. Pure silence then a EE-oo-ee-oo(kind of noise) |
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Ha, ha - classic. Hopefully I'll catch it later. |
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I bet a sniper took out the driver as well, with a silencer! |
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the drivers family will be 'missing' now as well. you just fucking watch. miserable old fucking boot. how much is all this costing anyway? are we paying for this funeral? i do hope so. |
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I do hope so????????????????????What! |
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being sarcastic. |
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Just checking. You can never be too careful. I just came from the secrataries office which was full of old bags rattling on about how they loved her so much. Bollocks more like, the vacuous half-wits. They all just felt obliged to feel sympathy as they lack anyother sense of cummune outside of collective tradegy. The last time was september the 11th. I almost choked then too. |
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fair enough sir-the old 'un's love a good tradgedy. one angle of the human psyche that evades me to be honest... |
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I'm totally perplexed by the useless hordes who have gathered in London. What is wrong with these people? |
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...and where have they come from? surely they cant have taken the day off work...nah...they wouldnt-would they?..... |
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We got a message saying we could have a couple of hours off today. But it so fucking cold outside I'm staying indoors. Fuck aggrevating my nascent cold for that mangy old boiler. |
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They've obviously got empty lives and live a pitiless existence - maggots. |
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..maggots have some function in life though. |
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Quite clearly. They happily allow themselves to be fucked up the arse by the establishment and the rich and we too have to suffer the same fate. "Little people in little houses like maggots small, blind and worthless" MSP 1994 |
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absolutely pathertic-i really cant believe that there are so many who are so gullible. it astounds me EVERY fucking time something as ordinary as this happens. people die every fucking day. GET OVER IT. what i find the most annoying is the hyprocrisy of it all-these blind twats didnt even know her. eeuurrghh...im really am going to be sick all over the office t.v. |
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Your nausea matches only mine friend. |
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Getting over a death isn't easy, let's be fair. It is just that these people knew her as well as they knew robert maxwell. Not at all. They are both slippery characters and should pass away in there own vile vacuum. |
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I think we should give the establishment a deadline of three months to produce a document deatailing the legitimacy of the royal family. The financial reasons. Why do they need to have expensive clothes ? Do they really need to go skiing and all line up and smile and have photos taken of them. I would appreciate them if they actually invented something or improved peoples lives. I am not one for History, but can anyone tell me what other countries have disregarded the concept of a royal family. PS - During the two minutes silence I pumped. |
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What? The tyres on your bike that you had left in the shed since last summer? |
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OH! I get you now. You GUFFED. You should have said! |
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oh i fully agree-on the other hand i cant really say i feel anything for charles, the queen and the rest-i really cant stand them. they are blood sucking scum and its a relief to see that they have to comprehend what happens to everyone else once in a while, yet i refuse to accept that the morons stood out today felt a 'universal sadness' for the sham that is her funeral. i really cannot accept that. i think its more a case of peoples curiousity in death-as philip larkin said, when people hear an ambulance siren, they almost instinctively stop what the're doing. as as jonesy quite rightly points out this funeral is symbolic of the establishment fucking the common man up the arse ONCE AGAIN-and you know what the most annoying thing is? they let them. what would be wrong with a peaceful, quiet funeral? for a start it would be more cost effective....no doubt were paying for it in some shape or form.. |
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yeah, i got out my cornish bugle. and a cornish pasty. |
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Jonesy did you spit at your television? |
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i taped it-and intend to visually rewind the track as it is projected onto the natwest building in town-watch peoples faces in amazment as the Q.M. appears to be 'dug up'. |
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.....and then gets lifted out of the coffin into an armchair, and comes back to life!! |
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...and eventually shrinks back to a child and then a foetus. and then nothing. if only SONY or JVC could invent such a device-id tape all the royal funerals.... |
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Bit like the X-Box advert played backwards - ha ha!! |
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No mate, I had no access to a TV. I was going to spit on the radio however but bottled out - the weak morsel that I am. |
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aaahhh shit!!! i forgot to record the whole radio transmission in mono!! aaahh the stereo version of todays events will never fit on 12 80 min MD's!! aaawww fuck a duck. |
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Not to worry - I am sure that when the BBC and Sky have played it constantly back to back all day long, you'll get the opportunity :) |
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If you'd have taped the event on mini disk do you think the sound of people crying would sound like hysterical laughter when played backwards? |
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you sick assholes, give her some credit |
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heheh..:) talking of laughing hysterically, cant VV/M or rich fuck about with an old specch of hers? like rich did with tony blair??... Aphex Twin - Tony Blair Clip (Live at Glasgow School Of Art, 2001) - if people ask me, the highlight of the election? Well mine was watching The Professionals on TV. It is however, the drugs, and the cars, and the money that made Government worthwile We have the world's finest fighting machine, and let me tell you what wil do... we are launching the biggest assault on poor 11 year old Emma O'Brien from Elsmere Port. And I tell you, we will keep on fighting until every 11 years old, in every part of Britain gets slashed on a knife edge! i'd buy that for a dollar... |
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thought you were here today meho, you lying fucking two faced cunt. |
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