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offline val from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-24 13:17 [#00139031]
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i like all the girls mentioned above, except kylie and jodi
foster who both resemble skinny men.
salma is sexy but a bit dotty, shakira is quite hot when she
sings about her breasts being small and humble, although
they're not. kournikova is very sexy although probably as
bbboring as fffuck.
i have to say angelina jolie wins, by a long margin, because
i'd fuck her until my cock was a bloody stump.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-03-24 13:43 [#00139041]
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I think Shakira's butt is computer-animated. Anyway, I like
watching her...


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-03-24 13:44 [#00139045]
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i like her ass


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-24 13:45 [#00139046]
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She's fucking minging and she sings like a bloke!


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-24 13:55 [#00139061]
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The first time I saw Shakira's whenever/wherever video I
thought it was a satirical joke, poking fun at lame assed
videos by Britney, 'NSYNC, BSB... After seeing Shakira's
video a few times i realized she wasn't making fun of those
artists, I cried then I laughed.

Angelina Jolie is so damn hot!! She wins the hottie contest
any day of the week. I don't really like Anna Kournikova at
all. Something about her just turns me off. Probably
becasue she thinks she is so damn hot. If she was a little
more humble I'd put her on my 'things to do' list.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-24 19:06 [#00139516]
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yes yes yes.. i think their ALL hot

shakira looks SO DAMN GOOD in her video.. holy shit, SO much
better than all those other sluty pop stars
holy shit.. when i saw that video i was blown away

anna kournikova is pretty damn nice too..

..but the winner is ANGELINA JOLIE!!!
wow.. she SOOOOOOOO nice.. plus shes got style/talent etc..


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-24 19:08 [#00139517]
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winona ryder beats any of those hands down : )


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-03-24 20:23 [#00139602]
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I must say, i have this totally fucking unhealthy obsession
with kate blanchett. somehow, and nobody else understands
it, i think shes the most beutifull thing on earth!

i´d bang shakira... but shes a bit overrated no?


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-03-24 20:25 [#00139605]
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winona was on friends the other day.

not one of her finest moments :(


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-03-24 20:33 [#00139615]
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beatyfull.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-03-24 20:35 [#00139617]
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she has been going downhill, sadly enough, since she starred
in alien 4.... :(

my fav actress.... sob....


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-03-24 20:39 [#00139620]
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KATE BLANCHETTTTTT


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-24 20:40 [#00139622]
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Netlon Sentinel: i know how you feel : (

what was wrong with her in friends anyway?



 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-03-24 20:42 [#00139624]
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well i thought her role didn't fit her. except maybe in the
end. but especially the way she looked... i almost didn't
recognise her. -> i like her better with short hair :)


 

offline helios from Zürich (Switzerland) on 2002-03-24 20:44 [#00139628]
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i hate all latino lady's, there are all poor sluts who would
have sex with you that she become successfull.
Shakira,
also Britney, i would prefer to be gay when i have to talk
with these.


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-24 20:46 [#00139632]
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and tori amos... mmm


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-03-24 20:48 [#00139634]
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Pop stars only care about how they look and not how good
their music sounds. They pay for everyone else to write the
music while they sit at home thinking up pathetic lyrics
like "I want you baby" and "Im sorry, won't you come back to
me".


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-03-24 20:48 [#00139635]
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kate winslet... yay....


 

offline helios from Zürich (Switzerland) on 2002-03-24 20:51 [#00139641]
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yeah Amonbrune you say it correctly.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-03-24 20:53 [#00139647]
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Hey amonbrune, youre a pop genius!

;)

Has anyone seen the gift?`kate blanchett is so hot =)


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2002-03-24 22:52 [#00139906]
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shakira is fucking commercial and all, but she's has a great
body *drool*. same goes for britney. music sux tho


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-03-25 00:29 [#00140325]
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Shakira has a fat ass, I hate women with fat ASSES ! The
curly hair makes her look like a 5 dollar hooker, there is
nothing attractive on her !
When I first saw her video I thought it waz by Britney
Spears !?

Oh yeah, and her music blows !


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-25 00:35 [#00140340]
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You guys have stupid taste in women!!! :)


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-25 02:23 [#00140488]
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ya im w/ funkmaster on this one:
shakira is hot!
just cus shes NOT anerexic doesn't mean shes fat!
she looks a little more natural than britney spears,
christina agulera, etc
and her as is NICE! its not fat.. it just doesn't look
unhealthly skinny!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-25 03:05 [#00140541]
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her album cover is super hot... and her album is called
Laundry Service which has to be the dumbest name for an
album I've ever heard... but I'd almost buy the album just
for the cover!!!! :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-25 03:05 [#00140542]
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we're the only sane ones here I tells ya!!!


 

offline LPB from Regina (Canada) on 2002-03-25 03:28 [#00140575]
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"UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES", not a bad song, I like it.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-25 03:33 [#00140581]
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not a bad video either!!! :)


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-03-25 05:43 [#00140637]
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i want to enlope shakira


 

offline val from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-25 11:48 [#00140954]
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monoid - shakira has a fat ass?

women are meant to have fat asses!! that's their shape!!

maybe you want to try a man's ass.


 

offline Riccardo from somewhere beyond the ultraworl on 2002-03-25 11:50 [#00140960]
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have you noticed that she has a voice like a man when she
sings whenever...?I understand it for cher because she deals
with plastical surgery but shakira...as well?!


 

offline detheel on 2013-11-07 19:06 [#02464242]
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just for the DUBturbo!!!! :)


 


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