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*point lightsaber in Manchu's face* Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! |
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Never underestimate the power of the Jedi! Now I have all this popcorn to clean up :( (sorry if you see this message twice) |
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*miraculasly grows a new pair of feet, force teleports and sets local sun to instant supernova, vapourising everything.* Cackles. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! |
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::moons, with 'DARK SIDE SUCKS!' written across buttocks:: |
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The Force is with you young Manchu. But you are not a Jedi yet." |
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lol |
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*Force arse burn on pachi* Fool. |
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I have been blinded @_@ |
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We'll both live to fight this battle another day Manchu.... *looks around at the mess of the place, trips on empty popcorn tubs...falls clutching onto a small lightsaber wound which has caught my arm* |
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*starts a hypnotic dance, with saber following in awe inspiring flashing delight* *makes, 'come and get some' hand gesture* |
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oh your dead that makes me look a little silly. |
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EEEP!!! ::leaps on Manchu's head:: |
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argh! *falls to floor screaming* |
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*jumps to feet, and ignites lightsaber once more, and clashes blades with Manchu* |
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NOOOOOOOO HE CAN'T BE DEAD!! Jedi's don't die |
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Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!! |
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Amonbrune, get this popcorn crap off the floor it getting in our way! DO IT NOW - OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!! |
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*Paries clashes and deals out some* *Force pushes him over and points saber to face* Give up, i cant think of any more star wars quotes. |
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:O Im sorry master teacher. *picks up all the popcorn peices* |
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* swing lightsaber too hard and slices about 2 inches of Pachi's hair off by mistake!!* Sorry about that mate - hey it looks cool! |
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My MSN ways are getting to me. :O <-- supposed to be a open mouth face. |
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wha!!!!! whoa! ::runs back to seats:: |
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*stops to observe cool new barnet* Nice. |
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You can't win, Machu. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!! |
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::spots some female chimps, runs to them:: |
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your powers are weak old man *continues fight, slips on buttered popcorn and smashes nonce on floor* |
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Hide behind them - you'll be safe there! |
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*takes advantage of the way that Manchu slipped on the floor, and fires another bolt of Force lightening* |
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gladly!!!!! ::jumps in circle of chimps, with hair being played with and getting massaged:: |
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*Performs force absorb and releases it in a huge sonic pulse pushing jedi chris to wall* |
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Dont get doing anything I wouldn't do! ;) |
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*does force 'call rodents everywhere' and force of chipmonks, marmots and beavers appear sabers in hand* |
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*Amonbrune chucks a second lightsaber, and now I have two* |
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Oooo Pachi there with some fine monkey lovin' hehe. Que Barry White. |
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You cannot fool me with your mind tricks, I can see that they are not real!!! |
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*beavers knock down trees and make a dam, forcing the speed of a near by river to slow to a trickle, forming a small lake behind.* |
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*wonders how he's doing all these actions without processing the thoughts in his mind first* lol |
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::tells monkey jokes with lady chimps:: |
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*backs off in defense* Amonbrune, PAchi....bring my shuttle - we're out of here! (Pachi - you can bring your bitches too, if you want!) |
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*brings Jedi's shuttle* Let's get out of here! |
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Muhahahaha! |
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Where's the human girls at? Pachi did you turn them into monkeys? How rude! |
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Execellent! *stands on landing ramp, gesturing to Manchu, as shuttle lifts off into the air* We'll meet again..... *Evil Laugh!!!!* |
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naw, forget them! i gettin my arse outta here! ::runs to shuttle, lady chimps say "come back!":: |
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*performs gopher dance* |
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*turns to PAchi and Amonbrune* Nice work boys - nice work! |
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*spins some house music on the wheels of steel for Darth* |
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IM AT 300 POINTS!!!!! HIGH FIDELITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Thank you Jedi. |
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*rodent party begins. the marmots break dance* |
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