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Honies? lol |
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ARGH!!! I HAVE NOT BEEN A WIZARD FOR THAT LONG!!! I MUST ACQUIRE MORE EXPERIENCE!!! ::gets back up on feet:: |
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*unpeels flesh and muscle thing resembling the human body, revealing a 10 foot tall lizard/demon hybrid with acid soaked tusks and bladed pincers designed for crushing people like defenseless little beetles. And a tail covered with 10 inch poisonous spikes. Now I just have to decide whom to kill and consume first... the monkey looks delicious. That baby is too ugly... you're spared. Mmm... Hayden Christensen!!! You're yummy. |
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Get up quick....catch my lightsaber, use it against him!! *throws lightsaber* |
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This is our toughest opponent yet guys! This is getting serious :( |
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I've been spared!! *plans his trip to the carribean* |
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aha! ::catches light saber:: DEVOUR THIS! ::lizard demon charges toward pachi:: |
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I can't bare to look >_< |
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Go for the ankles it allways works for me!! |
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What happened to your pic Jedi? |
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::lizard creature lifts Pachi by neck:: GAKKHHH!!! |
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Who turned out all the lights?? |
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A darkness is approaching..... |
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Argh!!! They're defending themselves somehow!!!!!! Eh, no biggie. *clutches the primate in my pincer and licks lips... Whatever you do, don't stab me in the eye with your light saber!!! (hint hint) |
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::slashes lizard's arm with lightsaber, pachi is let go and falls to ground:: |
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*knifes Ophecks in the shin....* Put him down....this is between me and you!!! |
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*picks up the lightsaber...ignites it...and gestures it towards Ophecks* |
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Leave the monkey alone....and the chump!!!! (no offense Amonbrune!!) |
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::implements jedi wind, flies through air to safety:: |
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Stay out of harms way...this will get messy!!!! *paces around Ophecks* |
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*sprouts hideous veined bat-like wings, and flies away afraid... I may look threatening, but I'm a big teddy bear... those glowsticks you have hurt like a bitch. Sniff... :-( |
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*but tricks you all by dropping a barrage of gigantic boulders from the sky... |
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lol coward! |
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*Eats carrots...is now able to see better in the dark!!!* |
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*dies* I'm off for a bit guys. I'll be back later. Im sure you don't need me here for a bit anyways considering Pachi's super powers :) Go go go!! LETS WIN THIS THING!!! *teleports back to his home base* |
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*runs for cover, just missing one of Ophecks boulders....one however seems to have trapped Amonbrune!!!* |
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::generates energy ceiling, shielding self, Jedi Chris & Amonbrune, stones disentigrate:: |
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He is weak Pachi - we don't need him!!! How are we gonna stop this boulder storm of Ophecks?? |
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Its too late for Amonbrune....Ophecks has kidnapped him! I just know he will do terrible things to him....and you know Ophecks as well as I do...they will be terrible!! |
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Oh fuck off!!! NO WAY!!! You're a cheater. That was the non-disentigrateable brand name expensive boulders!!! Fuck, I can't beat you dickheads if you're gonna cheat!!! *sulks and cries |
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Amonbrune!!!! u cant be dead!!!!! we shall revive u somehow (later) Masta, come! together u and i can generate an energy field and repell the boulders! |
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::gets hit by boulder:: GAKKHKHKHKHH!!!! ::lies on ground unconscious:: (oh no! pachi is out! we'll he be able to pull thru later? stay tuned...) |
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*casts a force spell on Ophecks' Action figure collection - they come alive and start ripping at his skin* |
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You bit off more than you could chew when you challenged ME, boys. I'm bowing out now, having proved my superiority... us demon creatures are rather lazy, I need to build up strength so I can slaughter you a-holes next time you piss me off. I admit, you were tough... but you can't fuck with your superiors! I've too many points. |
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Oh, don't even pull that action figure shit... they're dead, remember? Macho Man Randy Savage went nuts and killed them all. |
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Hope you kept your receipt...I'd take them back to the store! |
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Curse you!!! *swings an uppercut into Ophecks chin - knocking him backwards* That's for kidnapping AMonbrune! |
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Narrators voice: Tune in next time fans, for the continuing story! Will Ophecks kill Amonbrune.....will Pachi learn to control his new wizard powers.....and will Jedi Chris find reliable side kicks who don't get him into trouble each time (....I doubt it!) *Roll credits.....cheesy 60's space-type music!!* T H E E N D . |
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