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*turns in amonbrune's direction* I called you spudhead, freakface! *carries on in battle* |
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*makes popcorn for the spectators* *wink wink* *pours some popcorn at Jar's feet* Whoops... |
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You're going down! *jumps on your back and hacks through with his sabre* |
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Nice on, my friend! *Jarworski...slips* Throw the net over him now Amonbrune!!! |
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*Force chokes Jarworski, causes his head to be smashed against the floor* Why *smack* Won't *smack* you learn!!! *Smack* |
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*calls in snowspeeders and has them wrap cables around Jar* |
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Cut him open with the blow torch AmonBrune! |
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*gets the net ready and throws it on jar* |
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At this rate, you will be promoted to General AmonBrunE!!! |
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*panics* *utilises little known talent, only ever mentioned in the comic series and on the back of the toy box* *opens his mind* *opens his eyes* *opens hole in space, uses anti-matter to bring black hole to Jedi's proximity* EXPLOSION! |
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*jumps on him and cuts him open* |
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General Amon....Hey I like that :D |
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JEEEDDDIIII!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! |
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I don't know how to close black holes |
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....I don't know about this Amonbrune.....*gasps with exhaustion* That was a close one......we've got to close that rift in space!!! |
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*continues to spew out anti-matter* MWWHHAHAAAAA!!! *readies for final kill* |
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What do you mean you don't know how to close black holes???? What happened with that course on Black Hole Closing that I sent you and PAchi on??? *sighs in disbelieve, as I stand here on the brink of death* |
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UHH..UMM....WELL...*thinks his hardest* If I reverse the anti matter and project negative neutrons to the closing, they'll reassemble themselves with its own matrix providing at barrier -- a net if you will -- over the opening. I'll have you then Jedi produce Force Lightning to attrack the sub particles together and they'll stick themselves up and cave in all the anti matter. It will result in a implosion in on itself restoring time within that giving area! LETS DO IT!!!!! |
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*uses his mind to reverse the anti matter and projects negative time to the hole* |
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QUICKLY!! USE THE FORCE!! I can't hold it much longer! |
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*thinks....money well spent on sending that pair to school* Hmmmm... this might just work!! |
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*massive Force Lightening blast* |
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*looks bemused* |
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It's starting to close!!! |
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It's working!!!! |
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*looks around* *sees big fucking object heading towards hole* *shits pants, realising it is a huge metal planet with teeth* |
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*watches the last part close up* You have lost Jar. Give up on your mechanical ways. Under the authority of the Federation we place you under arrest. |
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nice work with the holographic project Amonbrune!! He may well of been fooled long enough for us to make our escape!! |
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You're welcome |
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*silence falls - there's no sign of Jarworski* |
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Holy shit... UNICRON! "Voiced by Orthan Welles" *giant planet forces it's way through hole as the jedi escape, 'THE END' comes up to set up the next Christmas blockbuster* |
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Amonbrune - take my shuttle to the far side of Endor and await my instructions... |
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*teleports Jar to the Trade Federation Battleship* |
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Aye! *flys off to Endor* |
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We'll meet again guys...and finish this! (gotta get some sleep!!) Make sure you guard that shuttle Amonbrune - and brush all that monkey fur off the upholstry, that damn PAchi and his bitches!!!! ;-) Goodnight all!!! |
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Hey no early closing credits! Where's Pachi! He'll be so in trouble for his battle neglection |
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Night man!! :) |
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*teleports to Cybertron* *goes to bed to watch the Dead Zone* night Jedis... I will return... I still function! |
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We will meet again! *teleports to his computer room* |
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aha! i apologize masta. i was busy maintaining the shields! |
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when do we get to meet some gals at Tatooine? |
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darn! i wish i could have gotten to witness the battle! |
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Oh man it was great. You should have been there. But thanks for your help Pachi, you're cheque is in the mail :) |
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:) |
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*Force 'do electronics coursework'* Dammit, the power of the coursework is too great! |
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Not even the power of the Force will get your electronics coursework done - although switching off your computer and staying away from this message board for a little while might help! Good luck! |
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What is the plastic forming process after vacuum forming? anyone? |
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