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Combo from Sex on 2006-08-24 03:10 [#01959029]
Points: 7540 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #01958649

The girl wasn't THAT fat, actually she was more ugly that
fat. Actually she wasn't that ugly. She could have been OK
if I was really down. But I she didn't attract me, that's
all.

unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-08-24 03:19 [#01959035]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular

Time to make a move.

redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-24 06:34 [#01959081]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to big: #01958999

how the fuck is it not messed up?? donning a random girl's
face as an avatar..... on an electronic music messageboard.

oh what's the fucking use with you. forget it.

cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-24 06:38 [#01959083]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker

swears, that star reply made this thread so much better.

dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-08-24 15:04 [#01959315]
Points: 12424 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01959081

Do you have permission to use that interesting face as your
avatar?

swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-24 15:39 [#01959339]
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girl: what is your ideal zoo scenario

combo: no fences
combo: more alligators than can be counted

girl: but without fences
girl: what will keep the alligators from running wild

combo: nothing
combo: they are allowed to run wild

girl: are you sure your ideal zoo is not just a front to let
alligators run wild on innocent people

combo: no i am not sure

girl: you are a criminal

combo: by the laws of the country maybe but not by the laws
of morality

girl: but we live in a moral country, are they not one in
the same

combo: they are not

girl: combo why do you want alligators to kill the good
people

combo: i do not

girl: but alligators by nature hate humankind
girl: a grudge that goes back eons
girl: and you wish for alligators to run loose

combo: yes what of it

girl: amongst man

combo: yes

girl: to do evil

combo: man can defend himself

girl: but not woman or child
girl: and while i care not for child
girl: i am but a woman

combo: woman has man to protect her

girl: BUT YOU SAID
girl: more alligators than can be counted
girl: man will stand no chance against a supernumerary enemy

combo: there is one man for every gator

girl: do you wish for an age of alligators

combo: i wish for alligators to have the same opportunity
that man has
combo: to be free

girl: and what is to happen when those freedoms trample on
ours

combo: then there will be a war

girl: whose side will you be on

combo: i think you know the answer to that

girl: i think i do

swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-24 15:57 [#01959353]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01959081

Let's be honest, if it wasn't tridenti you wouldn't give a
shit.

big from lsg on 2006-08-25 01:31 [#01959518]
Points: 23728 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01959081 | Show recordbag

well it's harmless.

unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-08-25 01:58 [#01959521]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular | Followup to swears: #01959339

Haha!
Very good script, Sir.

tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-25 03:50 [#01959552]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01959353

Probably man probably. Unless it was Combo.

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