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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:08 [#01047437]
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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACCEPT THE TRUTH
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:08 [#01047438]
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ahh fun times :D
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047439]
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Im trying to accept my situation I really do, Ive given up on various things, like getting friends, a good job, or a girlfriend. Now I have no motivation to do anything anymore.
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047441]
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OK, you really must do whatever it takes to have sex. I've met a few older virgins such as yourself, and they're all socially akward in general, but really fuckin' weird with the opposite sex. It really messes with your being, not to have had sex yet. It effects one's personality and life, gravely.
Pay for it if you absolutely have to. Perhaps try oneof those dating websites.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047442]
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Thank god, the ANtidepressants help me to supress my sex drive.....its such a relieve
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:11 [#01047443]
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Sorry, I cant change, thats the way Im....weird, akward & socially inept
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:16 [#01047449]
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I totally dig guys fitting that description. That's my current boyfriend, in fact. Plus, a lot of chicks are hot for virgin boys.
OK, you're going to use that angle. Confess to the 1st girl you make friends with that you are a virgin, and I bet she'll want to be the one who gets the privilage of de-virginizing you.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:20 [#01047452]
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I cant make friends with anyone MALE or FEMALE....i find human contact exhausting
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:22 [#01047458]
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close this thread man. it's getting tired. there's no solution. you have to find it for yourself
i am fucking exactly like you, but i don't whine about it.
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047465]
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but don't take that out of context...i am not "FUCKING" exactly you. how would i know? how would even you know? :)
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047467]
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Really ? How are yoU ?
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047469]
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exactly LIKE you
*spank myself*
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:26 [#01047471]
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You want to have sex, right?
so you must take action. Do you go clubbing? what about paying for it?
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:26 [#01047472]
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You want to have sex, right?
so you must take action. Do you go clubbing? what about paying for it?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:30 [#01047478]
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I dont go out.....I have no self esteem to go clubbing....
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:30 [#01047479]
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i've just learned to accept the situation. feeling sorry for myself will only make it worse
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:32 [#01047481]
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you don't need self esteem to listen to music in a club. go on. make eye-contact w/ ppl. Eye contact is key.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:33 [#01047482]
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I cant do this, It makes me feel unconfortable, I cant look anyone in the eyes
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:34 [#01047483]
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you are obviously immature, socially at least.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:35 [#01047485]
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My fears are my substance
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nocturne
from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:36 [#01047486]
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I bet this is a all a ruse on your part. No one can be that badly off.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:37 [#01047488]
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People like my exist, I know its hard to understand, but thats why im seeing a psychatrist
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-01-24 19:37 [#01047489]
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"i will never have sex"
why is this so important to you? is it only sex you're after?
you should be after a girlfriend in the first place.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:38 [#01047490]
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Sex = Overcoming lots of my fears. Thats why it is important
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:39 [#01047492]
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lol
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-24 19:41 [#01047498]
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happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-01-24 19:41 [#01047499]
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hmm
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:42 [#01047500]
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wheee!
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:43 [#01047504]
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Did I tell you guys already about my urinary tract infection ?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-01-24 19:44 [#01047505]
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hmm, you don't have to jump into bed first thing if you're uncomfortable. it's not only girls who are ucomforable about this "let's wait" situation. if you'll be still uncomforable with it after a while and girl wont understand your problem, hmm then i don't know what :)
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:46 [#01047509]
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i have one advice. watch out for being GOOD friends with a girl that you see on regular basis. i got burned by that badly, they used me. and the jelousy will make you hurt.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:51 [#01047512]
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So you asked yourself, 'Isn't there something more to life?' Well let me clue you in on something... There isn't! Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Monoid, marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. 'Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!' And you can forget about watching TV while you're eating. Oh yeah. You know why? Because it's dinnertime, and you know what you do at dinner? You talk about your day. 'How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know, how about you, how was your day?' It's sad, Monoid. It's a sad state of affairs. You have no idea.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:52 [#01047515]
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But seriously though. I think at this point, you can only be dissapointed by sex anyway. Nothing will change if you have sex.
You should probably start with smaller goals. I'm like you described in many ways, and i understand that going to a club and trying to hook up with a girl is not a serious option for you right now. It'd be too much all at once. Just start with smaller goals. Getting out of the house would be a start. Just walk around that small town of yours so that you are at the very least among other people.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:55 [#01047517]
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People scare me...
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:57 [#01047518]
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Well don't change anything then. See if i care. I've read enough monoid-threads to know it's no use trying to persuade you.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:59 [#01047520]
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I carry on my person a set of small discrete screw drivers and various other tools. When I am on the bus I steal nuts, bolts and screws with a view to collect them and it makes the seats loose. I also take screws, etc from toilet cubicles and anywhere else I go. I have a bucket in my garage full of screws and bolts and it thrills me to no end that some poor bastard has to fix and replace what I have done. I think I might be ill
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nacmat
on 2004-01-24 20:01 [#01047521]
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nice to see surrounded posting... its been a while
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 20:05 [#01047526]
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It's good to see you too nacmat :-)
There's just alot of stuff been going on lateley, and i didn't have much time for xltronic. Nor did i really feel like it. But i was starting to miss you guys now, so i logged on again tonight. :-) I'm going to sleep now though.
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Coconut Face
on 2004-01-24 22:37 [#01047606]
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Monoid, I don't think you're ill, now you're just being self-consciously offbeat. What you need to do is rape away until they catch you.
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2004-01-25 15:19 [#01048389]
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which episode was that!
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ymenard
on 2004-01-25 23:11 [#01048831]
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This is just silly.
"WAHHH I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON"
Well they haven't yet invented any method that magically makes you have sex with another person without meeting them.
"WAAHHH I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE AND MEETING THEM".
Well geeze don't come and whine to us. Either you get out your house and start socialising, or STFU and accept yourself as a lonely single person for the rest of your life. It's one or the other. Stop being a softy and get a grip on yourself. There's only 1 life to live, no? The clock is tickling. I'm sorry but you're going nowhere with your attitude, and it pisses me off when I see people like you.
Catch-22 brother.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-25 23:46 [#01048855]
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hey!!! monoid is funny.... he may be literal but only kind of, mostly i think he says that shit to make us laugh, and if not, it'll be ok monoid. evcryone in the world is lonely in one way or another. you'll find someone i promise.
i need to work on that too.
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ymenard
on 2004-01-25 23:49 [#01048860]
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I just feel his attitude has changed. I mean I just don't like self-pity. He shouldn't be that soft and start being manly hehe! ;) There's 3 billion woman in the world waiting for ya.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-01-26 00:02 [#01048868]
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If you've accepted the fact that you are this way, and refuse to change, then why are you complaining?
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-26 00:05 [#01048869]
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nahhh, his attitude hasn't changed really, i've been here a little while (not long as most) but from what i've read, i don't think he's changed.
people just express how they feel differently, sometimes a lot different than others.
being manly or soft doesn't have anyhting to do with it.
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woj
on 2004-01-26 15:03 [#01049730]
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only way is talk about your problem with some girl. ADDICTED
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-26 15:10 [#01049736]
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Im talking with my psychatrist about it
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-01-26 15:13 [#01049742]
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will this thread never die
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-27 12:22 [#01050952]
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Fact is, a high-quality porn DVD provides a better experience than fucking an ugly chick.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-01-27 12:24 [#01050955]
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learn to love this thread and it turn it will love you back
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