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offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 13:27 [#00939671]
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hey what the hell is embarassing about mad dog? i love that
shit.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 13:28 [#00939674]
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oh yeah, and: 1 - can of lysol air freshener


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 13:28 [#00939675]
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it's buying it all together that's embarasing


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-07 13:29 [#00939677]
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meho is not at the MB lately... but still a thread is 80%
bound to end up being about sex

I love it


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-11-07 13:32 [#00939683]
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nothing. once i felt awkward buying depends for my nana


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 13:32 [#00939685]
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i miss it... tho i had it lik a week and a 1/2 ago....or
more, i don't remember


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 13:39 [#00939698]
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I just buy condoms on ebay. They're much cheaper used.


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 13:40 [#00939699]
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what are depends??

i used to regulaly buy Ex-lax for my grandad.

haha, maddog 20/20.
for me it was Merrydown Cider and Thunderbirds red, shit,
i'm old


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-07 13:44 [#00939705]
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haha


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-07 13:49 [#00939712]
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nah most of the times they are bootlegs


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-11-07 13:50 [#00939715]
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giant headcheese,
the return prints of a photographed any sexual experience,
some kind of waffle batter,
10 foot cheese filament,
"our family"(generic brand) pregnancy test
"our family" family-sized condom pack.
non-alcoholic beer,
a large portion of fried chicken,
anything from mcdonalds,
among many, many others..


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 13:52 [#00939720]
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night train


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 13:52 [#00939723]
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I remember getting a roll of film developed, and two of them
accidentally showed my dick! I was naked as a new-born babe!
:D MY wife said the lady behind the counter gave her a funny
look when she picked them up!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-11-07 14:00 [#00939738]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



did she give you the nude prints? or was it just on the
film?
most of the time here, if there's anything they find to be
inappropriate, they will just not include the picture. but i
suppose it would still remain on negatives they give you..


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:00 [#00939739]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



when i was in middle schoold i'd buy a half a dozen bottles
of cough syrup to get fucked up on at school. sometimes id
buy bottles of cough syrup while really fucked up on cough
syrup... in which case id add a bag of cheetos not to arouse
suspicion


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:03 [#00939743]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



yeah, i've done naughty things while driving and in the
cinema before - it's fun.

by the way, velocet, welcome to the board. :D


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 14:05 [#00939748]
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haha, me and my friend at school used to do that too!! :D
cough medicine and one tin of beer = great times! :D


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:08 [#00939753]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



i used to sniff nail polish in high school for a short while
(a week or two) my freshman year in world history class.

i'd laugh at the names on the globe.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:16 [#00939775]
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velocet> welcom, and rad avator... cough syrup is such a 6th
grade "drug", haha, i know morons who still do that who are
lik 17, 18.... *shakes head*


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:17 [#00939779]
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YES! my teen pople magazine just got here!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:18 [#00939780]
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what's that drug that's made from dog food or some shit?
Special K?


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:19 [#00939782]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



Whippits - now THAT's the ticket.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:19 [#00939783]
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th front page shows you how to:
throw a "killer" bash,
look really "cool",
and
meet tons of guys.
ooh, and theres an exclusive on clay aiken on "girls, geeks,
and going all the way"


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:22 [#00939785]
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ooh ooh ooh!

any hot pictures of seann william scott? he's so
dreeeeeeeeeeamy!

sarcasm alert so please don't run


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:25 [#00939789]
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no! *throws a fit*, BUT there is an interviw with john mayer
:) hah


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 14:26 [#00939791]
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ketamine is fucked, anyone ever remember when flatliners
first appeared, the zombies that turned people into, ive
played at a festival for the eclipse in 99 i think, and
people just banging it up there nose then falling unconsious
on the spot.

i mean its used for knocking out horses for fucks sake, what
do people expect


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:28 [#00939795]
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i never done, never even seen it, but i know druggie people
who've talked about it - i plan on sticking to weed, tobacco
and booze, thank you.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 14:33 [#00939804]
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I once had an E laced with Ketamine -- It was very
unpleasant!


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:35 [#00939808]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



thanx guys ) been reading the boards for about a week now
for entertainment and really like the posts and the people
so i figured id make a Fred Savage avatar and join the
party. Ya DXM (cough syrup drug) truly is a retarded 6th
grade drug...and considering how fucked up it got you one
can only imagine the brain damage. its weed and booze for
me in moderation


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-11-07 14:35 [#00939809]
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never bought tampons for your girl?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:37 [#00939813]
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it's LOOOTS of booze and tons of addrol for me, fuck pot,
that shit's for hippies.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:39 [#00939816]
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hey.... i smoke weed. and i'm no hippie.


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 14:39 [#00939818]
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thats what i'm on about, these Flatliner Es suddenly
appeared around 97-98 i think, and they properly sent people
loopy. just blanked out zombies, very strange pills


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:40 [#00939821]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



wait a minute....

*checks for signs*
- just signed an anti-war petition
- writes music
- long hair
- long thick goatee
- re-wears dirty clothes

well fuck me - i am a hippie. i always thought i was just a
nerd. :D


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:41 [#00939823]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



its funny that any kid can walk into any grocery store and
buy one of the most powerful hallucinogens (disassociate
anesthetic like Ketamine, but easily more powerful and
longer lasting) known to man. more available and cheaper
than weed for a kid in 6th grade, its amazing its still on
the shelves


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 14:41 [#00939825]
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My local Co-op hasn't had any Doritos for three weeks. It's
like I'm in Omsk or something.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:44 [#00939828]
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well i guess the only thing that confused me about my
stature was the fact that i keep fairly good hygiene.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-11-07 14:49 [#00939836]
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like what's wrong with hippies? Without them: probably no
experimental electronic music, no freedom, no you

so respect to all ya'hippies outthere!


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:50 [#00939840]
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i'm wickd anemic and my figers feel like they're gonna fall
off i'm so fuckin cold


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 14:51 [#00939844]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



i enjoy having a psychedelic shop round the corner, i can
just go in and buy a legel mind bender, great stuff

allthough i cant do 'shrooms anymore, one trip too many,
give me a bit of chemically manufactured LSD anyday though
and i'm ok, organic has fried my brain


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 14:53 [#00939850]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



careful with Adderol trajedy. amphetamine +
dextroamphetamine is one of the more imfamous prescription
drugs in the past 60 years. Hitler, JFK, and Elvis (among
many other public figures) all had heavy addictions to
them..and look where they ended up :) Was prescribed to
Adderal for "ADD" in highschool for a year and a half..
needless to say I went overboard, lost some weight, hardly
slept, became somewhat of a speed-freak and spent hours on
end doing some insanly obsessive compulsive shit. Asside
from the benefits of having girlfriends, friends, and
parents consider you the most productive person they know
and getting alot of shit done...studies show its pretty bad
for your body especially your heart and your nervous system.
Stopping cold turkey on that shit after i realised i had
gone to far was kind of like stopping Oxycodone after 2
months of having a pharmacy connection selling me 80mg pills
5 bucks a pop. Use it in moderation


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 14:59 [#00939861]
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The hippies were not revolutionary. they gave the world
nothing.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 15:01 [#00939865]
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yah i only take it whn i can get my hands on it... but i
just found out this guy i like, is prescribed them, and h
told me h'd start selling me whatever he didn't take... but
i'll be careful, thanx dude :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 15:02 [#00939868]
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Thank you for that doctor....

Seriously how do you know all this?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 15:02 [#00939869]
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<--- agrees full-heartedly with marlowe


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 15:03 [#00939872]
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although i don't have any information to back me up. i
think i'm gonna have to disagree with that.


 

offline Velocet from San Clemente (United States) on 2003-11-07 15:03 [#00939873]
Points: 44 Status: Regular



their initial intent was to be revolutionary. then Albert
Hoffman invented LSD (which takes alot of time out of your
day). Asside from the vietnam war id have to agree with you


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-07 15:05 [#00939876]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



well looks like two people hate me already. i guess i'm a
hippie cause i smoke weed, according to tragedy. and
according to marlowe, i suck.

what a rotten day. :P


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 15:05 [#00939878]
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who hates you?

what did i miss?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 15:07 [#00939882]
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oddio> I COULD NEVER HATE YOU, LOVE!!!!!


 


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