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fuck girlfriends! you can make your own interpretation to that sentence i'm so deep and to this one aswell |
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yay I love that album |
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Don't take this the wrong way but you're quite mad. |
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how about some pictures of girlfriends? |
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having a perverted horny nympho girlfriend is great for a while... but after 6 months it truly takes of fun out of sex (atleast with that person). Guys are supposed to be hornier than girls. its a simple supply and demand issue that devalues the sexual experience...especially when the girl demands sex and your balls cant supply the lovejuice 5 times a day. Maybe i just have a protein deficiency |
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hell...o? |
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no |
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or maybe i need to eat more salt |
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I am a girlfriend atm(tho im more b.f cause he's very girly) :D and i'm apparently kinky and dirty.....but i've never thought i am..i think they just like to think it,that's my theory.... Girlfriend are good.when the relationships good...,sadly ive never had one , but i hope to have many .or at least 2 or 3... :D |
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just suggestin'... |
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i'd expect girls to throw their naked bodies at me in the streets cos i'm a walking sex machine. but i guess they're just too dumb to realise that ;P |
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at the same time? o_O *wishful thinking* |
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you're probably too sexy - that scares girls of |
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That wud be fantastic..but sadly will most likely never happen 4 me *weeps* |
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yes. they probably think i'm way out of their league |
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velocet> maybe that's why i can't keep guys.... *ponders* |
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consider your vagina as commodity. factor in simple economics and keep the supply low and the value high. if your demand exceeds your partners supply and you want to keep your vaginas market value high then take up multiple partners or acquaint yourself with your vibrator between sessions. Id suggest making your 2nd partner female to avoid jealousy from the 1st partner...also being bisexual and including your current partner in threesomes with your second parter SIGNIFICANTLY ups your market value :) simple economics for a successful sexual relationship. buy my book |
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BUAHHHAHAHAHAHAH |
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what I like about my girlfriend the most is that she can handle any situation, she is very strong. she respects a lot everybody (very tolerant) and she is very intelligent and yes imo she is the most beautiful girl in the world.... well at leat in my world |
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My girlfriend does modelling and she's very hot and I'm naturally a bit paranoid so this could spell trouble, I think. And she's been in UK for 6 months. At least I know I have been a good kid and haven't groped anyone else.... !!!! |
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Velocet - try screwing for ten hours. yeah. it hurts. tip = don't have sex on amphetamine comedowns. it's really good for the first few hours but then it's like an effort to get to the fucking gates. |
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where can i buy those 'vaginas' you speak of? |
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no! Mine is! ;) |
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its nice to have a girlfriend |
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yeah. makes me feel like i wasn't a whole person before sometimes. but then again i'm insane and retarded. |
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Well ican't say me i ring my girlfriend just to tell her what i had for dinner, usually the first thing we talk about is how eachothers day has been. I'm lucky to have her, still both madly in love after over 4 years of being together. |
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JAroen > buying vaginas alone? err... ' _ ' interesting creepy idea!! in the future there would be organ shops, where people could buy or order (rather order, probably) organs... when they'd lose an eye or a leg, they'd go to the organ shop, be examinated and the organ examinator in the shop would give the data of their remaining eye or leg to a scientist, which will devlop the missing eye or leg according to it... and for people who'd want to change their eyes, or ears, or sex, etc., they could buy some too... |
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i was thinking about you last night uzim, i was thinking 'wherre is uzim?' |
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I miss having a girlfriend :( All my realtionships were basically one after the other, I've had a long gap this time and haven't found anyone. Tell a lie, i found one person, but she screwed me over. Although yesterday i got told that the majority of people in my college think i have 'nice hair, good build, good looks and a nice smile' So...yeah :s looks like Tiger Woods is in a four gorge in the bell end |
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od_step> YOU'V SCREWED FOR 10 HOURS?!?! |
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od_step> ive screwed for 6 hours a couple times...with the help of endurance chemicals like alchohol or opiates. the end result is very rewarding. gives credit to tantered sex.. but getting there sometimes can get very boring (having a tv turned on behind your girlfriend..or in front of depending on position.. helps pass the time). also helps to lay some plastic wrap down on the bed beforehand so not to soak the matress with 15 pounds of love-sweat. uzim> when that day arrives all men will have vaginas implanted in their hands... and women will no longer control our lives |
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O_O |
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Good call on the plastic wrap! Once that shit soaks in....... |
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weep is th most discusting word... ever... |
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I thought fadge was |
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no definately weep. |
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wot like crying? |
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flange |
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no like a whound that has discusting shit coming out of it |
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I don't think I'm too controlling. :S I love my boyfriend very much. Sometimes, it hurts but most of the time it's a great feeling.:) fanny is the most disgusting word when someone tries to say it in a sexy voice... |
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ha just found this again Tragedy - yeah. My and gf went out with friends and did a lot of amphetamines. Sex went from something like 7am to 5pm. That also involves 15 min coffee break and 15 min shower which didn't count coz we ...did it in the shower. I was very tired at the end of it. The good thing was I didn't even notice the comedown hahahaha Yeah it's one of my fave stories atm. PS yes we were both very very sore for a few days. |
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*search messageboards vagina* |
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heheh yeah man! actually i was just bored @ work, going back page by page looking for old threads I was active in to see what happened to them. i do that. |
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sex is so gross, if you think about it... |
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s'why i like it you can't talk! I saw your drunk post on yr LJ! EWWWWWWWW! I'm so shocked! |
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s'why I like DUBturbo |
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