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i tried once, about half an hour, but nothing happened |
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Brewer's droop? |
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I hope you are not insulting another memberof this MB bad boy, what you gonna do when mom comes for you? |
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*tries to close thread :( |
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*listening* |
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But don't worry about it morton. I am STILL the great invincible bill_hicks. Wisdom does not of itself come with age. Methusula was an old cunt but Solomon was miles wiser than him. On February 26, 1994, i felt a spirit enter my body. I had no idea where it came from but i realised i had inherited great power. I researched long and far about how this could happen and discovered it happened exactly the same time as Bill Hicks died. I am the living emodiment of the late great man. I am Bill Hicks. His thoughts are my thoughts. I am not bill_hicks. I am Bill Hicks. |
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Why? are you going to grass me up again nacmat? |
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Hahaha nice one Bill. Are you really Ricky Warwick in disguise? |
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very well we'll all keep that in mind it's been a nice thread |
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That is FUCKING FANTASTIC! Very funny thread. I will look out for you lot. Let us know if you make it to London. Good luck tho', seriously. |
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oops, looks like I missed you. Duke. \m/ *_* \m/ anyway... |
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funny man |
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bill a & r love you because of the whole darkness blahblahblah stuff thats comin about |
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nice Andy Kaufman you got there, son |
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I laughed. Seriously I thought bill_ was 35 or something. How long before we hear your music on a shake n vac commercial? |
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thnx how much have you got left of leon cause from the look of you avatar hes close to shootin leon in the corridor |
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I thought he was older too. It's disconcerting to find out he's a young podgy tosser. That song was gay metal. It made me want to listen to something that actually grooved. I had to listen to Obituary to recover my faith in the genre. It's a sad day when Lostprophets are more "hardcore" than your own band! :D |
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I think Bill - sorry, Derrick - might have left now his anonymity has been blown to pieces. Come back Bill, we need you. |
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I'm getting the rest of your songs tonight William |
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quite a few actually.. :) |
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are you going on to sid and nancy after leon |
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it's Derek actually or rather The Duke lol |
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bill do believe in your band as a money makin scheme cause if you had any respect for music you would sign for a undergound label and not a macdonalds of the music industry |
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i think he just wants the coke. |
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mm.. good idea.. but my next series is probably going to be of Kate Bush pics. yeh yeh yeh. |
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THE DUKE ha ha |
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and sluts |
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and cute little rabbits |
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you cunts still talking about me? Oh, you're just a bunch of starfuckers. |
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people still talk about skyfarmer too... |
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sorry, THE DUKE |
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Incidentally, my real name isn't derek. It's another one of my pseudonyms. I would prefer to be called Bill, The Duke or bill_hicks from now on. |
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can i use a combination of those names as a name for you? i made it up myself :) can i? can i? i thought i heard a "yes", so you're 'billy the duke' to me from now on :) |
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For one to be a starfucker, i am quite sure that there would have to be a star or some star power in this thread. All i see is some poser kid with a hashed out and played out idea that he's going to make it big. I guess the best lairs are the ones who believe their own lies. This is truly sad. |
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And who are you again? |
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So do you like The Almighty? |
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i got the reference earlier on. No, i don't. I prefer to call them the Alshitey. Funny, no? |
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Side-splitting! Well I'll try listening to your stuff again later. I remember that track needs to lose the nu metal intro though. And it's all a bit... poptastic for me. I forsee you being on T4, miming in the studio for that goofy black bint, sucking corporate marketing cock. And you call this 'loud and fast'? Come to down to Swansea and play the Patti, we'll kick fuck out of you, duchess :) |
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haha. i have "evil possessor" 7". the pink one....i bought it in missing records (the old one in glasgow yonks ago. i also tried to get you guys a deal with my college record label, but no-one else involved with the label fancied apart from me and my mate scott. saw you at sleazy's supporting the eihties matchbox b-line disaster. keep on rockin. haha...this is fucked up. |
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well then, you almost know me. You must be so pleased with yourself. college fucking record label. I would use any contract you offered us as an arse-wipe. |
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A FAN! ALREADY! "good things are coming, good things are coming... bill's way..." |
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And who are we? |
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actually, it's called Shout with the devil" evil posessor is just one of the tracks. its a pink/blue tye-dye colour record too. very nice. |
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nah, man....i'm not a fan. its piss. |
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"We" are the people who listen to and play proper rock/metal and batter anyone who doesn't. Aaaaaaaaand you just popped up on the radar. On the plus side there are plenty of wankers who will probably love your band down here. You'll know them, they wear bandanas and ripped jeans. |
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and do you feel some sort of deep seated injustice that in a year's time we'll be playing to full stadiums while you still be playing in the Leek and Turnip to three men a dog and a drunk skaghead? |
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haha.....you wont be playing to full stadiums.. dont delude yourself. the thought of torqamada packing hampden makes me laugh. would you be supporting robbie williams? |
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All the groupies and drugs in the world won't make up for that empty feeling in your guts Billy. Whenever you step out to play your "anthems" to thousands of people, you'll remember me and my wise words. I daresay you'll embark on an ill advised solo concept album and try and broaden your output, incorporating jazz and hardcore metal. It'll fail. All your fans will be too young to get it. Look at Lostprophets for reference, they're a bunch of talentless genre-hopping suck ups too. And they never get laid cause cradle snatching's illegal. |
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guys, I'm pretty sure the duke is just trolling now, so how bout we all move on? |
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Let's be honest, jar. on the one side, fame, money, groupies blowing me dawn to dusk, enough drugs to down an elephant and a little bit of artistic compromise. on the other side, i keep my artistic integrity and continue playing in fucking little holes till i'm in my 30's with a receding hairline and an ugly fucking girlfiend and a jealousy of anyone who makes a succes of themselves. What one would you choose? Oh, i think you already have. sorry. |
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