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offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:24 [#00292727]
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lol, cabbog


 

offline VampireAngel from San Juan (Cuntland) (Puerto Rico) on 2002-07-02 06:24 [#00292728]
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Yeah Laqeuro,afxNUMB has created a monster here,can't
believe it......


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:25 [#00292731]
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WHATEVER YOU DO...LEAVE THE SOAP ON THE FLOOR!


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:26 [#00292734]
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hahah, amon


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:26 [#00292735]
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I don't like taking showers... or cleaning myself at all...
I'd rather just lie in my own filth...


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:29 [#00292740]
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Don't laugh at me, I'm being sincere!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:29 [#00292741]
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LOL ewww

I don't like getting wet at all so i have a hard time
getting enough strength to get up and take one...but i don't
know...once im in...i have a hard time getting out lol. i
used to take baths a long time ago...i couldn't take one
now. just the thought of sitting in your own dirt...eww!
just think ... when you wash yourself in the tub you'll
begin to see this layer form on the water's surface... THATS
ALL YOUR DEAD SKIN CELLS!!! OH GROSS! no thanks...


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:29 [#00292743]
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LOL ewww

I don't like getting wet at all so i have a hard time
getting enough strength to get up and take one...but i don't
know...once im in...i have a hard time getting out lol. i
used to take baths a long time ago...i couldn't take one
now. just the thought of sitting in your own dirt...eww!
just think ... when you wash yourself in the tub you'll
begin to see this layer form on the water's surface... THATS
ALL YOUR DEAD SKIN CELLS!!! OH GROSS! no thanks...


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:30 [#00292745]
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oops...please forgive me :(


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:31 [#00292752]
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When refined and cultivated, men's bodies are beautiful.


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:31 [#00292753]
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cabbog,,, i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing WITH you....


...and if you're not laughing, then.... then... well, you'd
just better be laughing!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:31 [#00292758]
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''I actually find men's bodies VERY attractive. Even more
so than women's... There's something very noble and powerful
about it that a woman's lacks. It has the greatest and most
glorified architecture of all nature's beasts... I'm not
sure how to explain it. It too seems like it's hinting at
something that I can't quite put myfinger on. ''

Agreed, Cabbog. I feel wrong, but I agree. Our bodies are
fine tuned, with fewer flaws than a woman's.

We are strong like ox!!! *beats chest like King Kong



 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:37 [#00292769]
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i feel completely opposite of you. i think women's bodies
are damn near perfection, where men's have many many flaws.
i worship a woman's body,,, it's a sacred temple. i just
love women. :)


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:38 [#00292772]
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That's right!
We should change this thread title to 'Shaking a Tower'.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-02 06:39 [#00292776]
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I actually think that both men's and women's bodies are
beautiful in their own right. Both could be looked at as
art, the sloping curves of the woman's physique or the
chizeled edges of the manly sculpture that is... the... man.
Yeah well you know what I mean. ;)


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:39 [#00292777]
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(last message was in reply to Ophecks)



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:39 [#00292779]
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agreed... womens bodies are beautiful things!!!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-02 06:40 [#00292784]
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OOOOOOOOOH GOD NO! OH GOOOOD NO! OH GOD NO! THE AMONBRUNE
SATAN BABY HAS REARED ITS UGLY HEAD ONCE MORE! I'M NOT EVEN
GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!! *falls into a fit of
uncontrollable shivering*


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:40 [#00292786]
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that was almost funny,,, ;-) took me a minute. heh


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:40 [#00292787]
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i need to start takin 2 shawas a day

my new job is so dirty!


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:41 [#00292790]
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damn! i was hoping i had seen the last of that damned
baby...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:41 [#00292794]
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keeping clean is overrated...


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:42 [#00292795]
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I do to, I was just patronizing the male form as it doesn't
seem to get the recognition it deserves anymore..


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:42 [#00292796]
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yeah, mine too. being a porn star is a dirty job.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:45 [#00292804]
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Anyway..
I think what we ALL want to see is a photo Pachi in the
shower.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:47 [#00292810]
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photo *of Pachi

argh!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:47 [#00292811]
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Yuck, wet fur is disgusting. All smelly, and have you ever
tried petting a wet cat? I just did yesterday... feels
gross. Now imagine a wet monkey flinging his shit around at
everyone and masturbating regardless of if there's an
audience around. That's what wet monkeys do.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:57 [#00292842]
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A photo you butthead, not a performance!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:28 [#00292917]
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like humans, da Monkey prefers to maintain hygene in
private. also got my sweet babay light saber nearby should
pervs or some otha weirdos intervene


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:33 [#00292934]
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I'd like to pinch that primate bottom of yours just once!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:35 [#00292939]
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i'm so dirty and crusty that u'd wanna reconsider


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-02 07:40 [#00292949]
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showers are over-ratted


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:41 [#00292951]
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Don't be coy now! Come on, lemme see those chimp cheeks!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:43 [#00292955]
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perv alert!1!1!1

::draws lightsaber::

PFSSHHHHHWooooowooooowooooowoooo


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:49 [#00292967]
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Heheheh.. Alright little monkey. I'll stay away from your
ass tonight.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-07-02 07:50 [#00292968]
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...tonight.


 


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