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the only problem with rectums is that they're full of shit |
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this is not for the weak stomached people, but i bet a babies fist could do it |
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oh my god is this conversation treading towards child molestation catholic church style? |
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Maybe you can shove a cannon ball using your cannon ball fist up his starfish. |
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jonesy, I'm on it, give me a second |
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right, jonesy, check your mail (because of the filter, you http://www.degulepornosider.dk/english/open.asp?title=Movie %20w.%20sound:%20Lesbian%20girl%20fistfucking%20her%20girlf riend%20in%20the%20ass&link=http://www.qualitypost.com/free couldn't open this page), the rest of you go to host/movies/sexta/SMdec27/index.html (you'll have to paste it in several movements) |
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oh, I screwed it up big time: http://www.degulepornosider.dk/english/open.asp?title=Movie %20w.%20sound:%20Lesbian%20girl%20fistfucking%20her%20girlf riend%20in%20the%20ass&link=http://www.qualitypost.com/free host/movies/sexta/SMdec27/index.html |
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oh, this should be enough, actually: www.qualitypost.com/free host/movies/sexta/SMdec27/index.html |
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I'll leave it to my imagination as I'll be seen. How can anyone gain pleasure from such a large object up their rectum? A butt plug is fine but anything bigger would make my eyes water. |
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it just takes some getting used to, ol' boy. Just like with dugs: you need more with time. The ol' sphincter tends to get looser after some use. |
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i can safely shove the FULL nose part of concorde up my dirtbox. how'd ya like them apples, eh? |
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dugs= drugs |
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wow, Ken, you've been practising with baseball bats? |
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and plastic road cones... |
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you use lubrication or do you like dry penetration? Just curious... |
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i use grit. no grit? then get ken some broken glass. |
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uhm, this is really getting interesting, man, have you checked those fisting clips? |
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not yet. ever tried nailing your balls to something??? |
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err, no, I think that might hurt... |
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just kidding.... |
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but I did hurt myself just for the hell of it when I was a kid. A little pain does you good |
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no pain, no gain??? |
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no, not exactly that, more like: you have to get to know your pain as not to be surprised when you run into it... |
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the most irritating person in the world is the guy sitting behind me at work, clicking with his rollerball, caughing up snot, sounding like a fool... |
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I like to shove knitting needles down my eye. Its watery-eyed pleasure of the highest order. |
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where have you been, welshman? To the toilet to wank over that fisting clip? |
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hahaha!! |
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Yeah, I was in there for about half an hour. My cock feels like its been stamped on. I think eveyone in the office noticed when I walked in funny. Nah, I had to take my piece of shit car to the garage to be loked at by some burly mechanics. Hmmmm. |
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you have a car, you capitalist cunt!!! |
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Sexual depravity aside, the most irritating person in the world is the middle aged bint who works across from me. I can't begin to describe how annoying she is. She makes my blood boil at times. She's such a gonch. The tutors walk all over her and treat her like shit. She's like a little mouse. She has no sense of humour/irony and my sharp wit is lost on this spoonhead. I despair, I really do. |
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I know. I like to laugh at the peasants I pass them on my way to work. |
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yeah, I know that feeling, that kind of people are not really evil, but you feel like just killing them to make more elbow room... |
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She has been ill apparently (like I give a fuck) and looks all doe-eyed, fishing for sympathy. I was taking me lunch and she said "let me know when you're off lunch and ready to answer the phone". FUCK OFF! |
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come on, she's a class comrade needing support... BTW, do you like Christy Turlington, I've just run into a site with about a dozen of her pics, not porno, just nice pics, I can mail them to you if you want... |
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ME |
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She's a pain in the rectum is what she is. Yeah, as long as its good clean fun. Much appreciated. |
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I'm on it, wait 5 minutes. |
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Jennifer Lopez and Selwyn and Usher and shit. Why cant they all be like Busta Rhyme'sz? |
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Chck your mail, ol' boy. |
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I can't use email at the moment as I'm doing work on a database and my computer is so shit I can only do two things at once. I'll check in a bit mate. Thanks. Have you got any of Rosanne Barr? |
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Take your time. About Rosanne (you sicko), sorry but can't do on demand, I only run into these things accidentaly. |
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BTW, I've just run into this one with about 20 pics of Amanda Peet. They claim she's a celeb, but I've never heard of her, but she looks nice... |
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I've been on a few of these celeb sites where they have lots of buxom beauties but I don't recognise half of them. Its coz I don't read FHM/Loaded anymore. |
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Yeah, plus i don't watch telly and most of my internet surfing, apart from this board is obviously porn. Ironically, I'm better with porn celebrities than with "real" ones |
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Got the pics thanks. She's nice but you're right JLH is nicer. I have a thing for sweet looking girls, rather than women if you know what I mean. Must be a latent paedo I reckon. Lock me up now before I offend!!! |
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As I said on that Joy Division thread, nothing wrong with being a paedophille as long as you don't touch kids. So how do you like this cutie on my avatar? |
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Lovely. I didn't mean I liked kids! I meant I liked cute women, as opposed to sexy women. |
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Yeah, I hear you, i have a knack for them too (hopefully this term means what I think it means...). That's why this one left such a strong impression on me... |
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Followup to od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) [#00189160] "Jennifer Lopez and Selwyn and Usher and shit." I love the front cover of Selwyn's new single, he looks like he is in pain!! LOL Kid Rock is the most irritating person IMO. |
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