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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 15:04 [#02140561]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



on the 'desktop', you know, like there are like you know
'folders' and these are normally like some shitty yellow
icon thing you know? Well now every folder is like not a
yellow folder icon anymore but instead is one of those
default 'der, um, no image available or something' icons,
you know like when you're maybe searching the web and you
find a picture thats not there anymore so it *BUUUURRRRRRP*
like this tiny thumbnail of ass instead u know? Ok word and
peace out.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-03 15:08 [#02140567]
Points: 1744 Status: Regular



Fuck off you cunt.


 

offline Sano on 2007-11-03 15:12 [#02140568]
Points: 2502 Status: Lurker



Sorry can't help you, don't speak autism.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 15:27 [#02140572]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



penis mutilation


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 19:22 [#02140606]
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Uhhh.. Uhh!! I'm cumming... auuhhh I'm cumming... UHHHH!!

I came.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 19:23 [#02140607]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



Oh, oh great, now none of the icons are
visible. To find firefox I have to read each desktop
non-iconed item one by one. First I was born... and
then this. This message is dedicated to all those
poor people who work on slave labor camps and all those poor
ducks in factory farms.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 19:24 [#02140610]
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I think you might have a virus. Yes, I know, a truly
brilliant deduction by yours truly. Have you tried doing a
full system scan and then rebooting? Or are you purposely
trying to adapt to this challenging new user interface?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 19:27 [#02140611]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



They fucked chickens over, but then they crossed whatever
line there is left to cross and did the ducks, the purest
most wise and most humorous of beings.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 19:31 [#02140612]
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I was on my dad's boat earlier today, out on the lake. And I
saw a duck swimming with something trailing behind it...
Turns out it was the poor thing's leg, clearly broken, swept
backwards in the wake of his one-legged gait. I was fucking
gutted. I can't stand seeing animals hurt, even as a result
of natural selection. :(


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 19:31 [#02140613]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02140610



ad aware found 0 ultra killer red things. I think it might
be the 'windows' key actually.. you know that key that you
pry the hell off of every keyboard you get because you
accidently press it while playing any game, thus completely
fucking everything up and dying? Well, get this, I actually
found a use for it. I press: windows key, r, enter to
quickly run some stupid doom 2 recording shit so I don't
have to move the mouse 50,000 times. The trouble started
appearing around when I started using this key, and would it
be so surprising that some newfangled supposedly useful key
would have such desktop icon erasing bug fuckups?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 19:33 [#02140614]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02140612



I'd guess 80% chance humans were at fault of its broken leg
somehow.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 19:33 [#02140615]
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haha, a quick glance downward at my own keyboard would
reveal that I, too, have pried the most annoying key ever
conceived from its dwelling.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 19:36 [#02140616]
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I'd guess that you're probably right... And that's the worst
part. When it's just natural selection, when it comes down
to survival of the fittest, that's one thing. But that
people could hurt defenseless animals out of "boredom" or
"carelessness" makes me want to return that treatment to
those types of people. Fucking sad, pathetic assholes who
didn't get loved enough as kids think it's alright to end
another creature's life. Fucking cunts.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-11-03 20:45 [#02140636]
Points: 3121 Status: Lurker



if you have a new computer i recommend donwload of firefox


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-11-03 20:57 [#02140641]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02140616



"Boredom", "Carelessness" is natural selection. You've got
a squirells balls representing your thoughts. Why? Animal
testicles are funny? Why?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-11-03 21:38 [#02140651]
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post a screenshot of the problem so that we may be of more
assistance.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-03 22:28 [#02140675]
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nah


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-11-03 23:20 [#02140680]
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because to show us your desktop is to show us a window into
your soul.


Attached picture

 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 23:56 [#02140683]
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Natural selection is reserved for animals who don't know any
better; animals that kill for survival. Yes, man in raw form
does kill for survival. But modern man, save for butchers
and farmers, kill for sport. Don't pretend like you don't
know the difference.

Also, don't act like the humor involved in gigantic squirrel
testicles has anything to do with animal cruelty. The bottom
line is you've always had it out for me, you fucking cunt.
Fuck off and die for all I care. You're an asshole.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-03 23:58 [#02140684]
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There, I said it.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-04 00:34 [#02140690]
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Nice happy trail.


 

online big from lsg on 2007-11-04 07:07 [#02140739]
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troll


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-11-04 07:30 [#02140741]
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that would do great in the bingobongo collage


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-11-04 08:47 [#02140752]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02140613



adaware only searches for adware/malware, not viruses.

get avg free or avast for virus scanning, then get back to
us you twisted individual you.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-11-04 08:49 [#02140753]
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also, that bitch needs to sha-ha-ha-haaaave.

and needs to stop looking like frankenfurter


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-04 12:04 [#02140801]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



When my computer recovered from sleep lo and behold all the
folder icons were back (even though complete restarts did
nothing last time). I ran avast anyway and had 0 infections.
Well now that my icons are back for the time being I will
spare your lives. Ta.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-04 14:59 [#02140876]
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sweet.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-11-04 20:36 [#02140979]
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"Natural selection is reserved for animals who don't know
any
better" No it isn't you daft turd. Lots of animals kill
for fun/exercise/education, it's called 'Natural selection'.
Adapting to the present enviroment and reproducing more of
the same. Species of spider kill for fun, Chimpanzee groups
go to war with each other and smash each others brains out
for fun not territory, cats kill mice and birds for a laugh.
etc. etc.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-11-04 20:40 [#02140980]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



Otters are mental too.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-11-04 20:49 [#02140982]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



killer whales are the bestest


 

offline cameron_ on 2007-11-06 13:56 [#02141468]
Points: 15 Status: Addict



hello im camaeron!E



 


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