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....are awful aren't they? I've got to go to one this christmas, have to fly to england, get suited and look like some blighted union between the next directory and paleolithic man, mill around all night avoiding emotional friend's wives that'll start crying if they hear me holding an opinion they don't agree with. Costs a small fortune into the bargain and you can't even get properly pissed because you'd no doubt fall foul to some minor indiscretion and then have hear about it for the rest of your life from your conservative bastard friends that all lost the plot as soon as they got a morgage and began bobbing their respective boss's wangs to get ahead in life. I mean if you're going to get married, take your lady of choice and bog off somewhere beautiful, alone and get married in the rainforests of up a mountain or some glacial paradise surrounded by dancing narwhales. Don't spend £10,000 on a twatfarm, dressed like a cunt so you can have some misguided movie moment, breaking your back to try and accommodate you witless wife's princess fantasies. go on worldvision and buy every child in Uganda a protractor or do something constructive. |
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"go on worldvision and buy every child in Uganda a protractor" Good post lupus - I like that approach. Not that I feel that maths is particularly important to third world children or any such thing, but I agree with you that a truly 'good' wedding would involve doing something goo. Sticking two fingers up at the institution of Marriage and getting married in the Congo or Nicaragua, and taking the £10,000 with you and helping the local village where you're staying for a fortnight to be well fed during that time. That is the sort of display of love which matromony lacks in the 21st century. |
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Yes, they're wank. Even if it's a close mate, you don't get to actually see them/spend any time with the. You can't have a proper piss up as you don't want to ruin their day/embaress yourself in front of their family etc. never mind the ludicrous cost. I have no problem with people being married, it's the weddings themselves I hate. I have probably been to over 100 weddings in total and I am thoroughly fed up of them. |
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Word! Keep it smal and simple! You don't need live swans , 1000$ flower aranges and shit to declare your love for eachother . |
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