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offline thepuss on 2007-11-01 22:35 [#02140051]
Points: 73 Status: Regular



dont you love shagging to a real top trac. essp if its over
150bmp and thrusting every crotchet.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-11-01 22:41 [#02140052]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



would you believe that I have strong and quick enough
fingers to reach through one of your eye sockets, yank a
loop of brain, and tie it in a knot around the ear on the
opposite side?

You could say I am SUFFICIENTLY PRESTIDIGITOUS for the basic
tasks of life.


 

offline thepuss on 2007-11-01 22:47 [#02140053]
Points: 73 Status: Regular



clearly not getting any


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-11-01 22:57 [#02140054]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to thepuss: #02140053



may I please have some thepuss

(200bpm+)


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-11-01 23:19 [#02140055]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



my gf isn't into electronica but every time we 'shag' i put
on some of it. she doesn't even notice it's there. however
today we 'shagged' to steve roach, which was quite
incredible for me, felt like primordial sexuality.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-11-01 23:24 [#02140057]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



The times I've noticed the music, it's taken away from the
experience, and felt pretty retarded in all.

I would put on GOLDBERG VARIATIONS to cover the noise from
my roommate, however it became an indicator, and thus a
joke.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-11-01 23:25 [#02140058]
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uh, I mean, I would put on goldberg, so my roommate wouldn't
hear me sexing.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-02 01:35 [#02140064]
Points: 21444 Status: Lurker



fag sexers


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-11-02 01:44 [#02140069]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02140064



are you naked


 

offline staz on 2007-11-02 03:06 [#02140088]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



the idm


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-11-02 03:36 [#02140092]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



Luther Vandross


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-02 10:51 [#02140243]
Points: 21444 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #02140069



Right when your in the middle of pooping I want to grab you
off the toilet and rape you in the butt.


 

offline Sano on 2007-11-02 11:46 [#02140280]
Points: 2502 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02140243



/b/


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-11-02 15:31 [#02140379]
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KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle (the skinny older one) was

branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of

two young fans.

The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle
Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid

emails.

Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat

in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to

spend nights with him in a hotel.

The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms,
said: “I must have been insane.

“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and
idiotic.
He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my

life.”

One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott

told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.

Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your
underwear
on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing
it
slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.

The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband
Ron,
40, found one of the emails.

He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is
really like.”

Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted
sending
“fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But
he
insisted: “Nothing happened.”



 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-11-02 17:27 [#02140429]
Points: 1543 Status: Lurker | Followup to thepuss: #02140051



depeche mode-enjoy the silence


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2007-11-02 21:57 [#02140464]
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Alec Empire makes great LOVE music


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-11-02 22:13 [#02140465]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular | Followup to IronLung: #02140464



No bitch is safe.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-11-02 22:18 [#02140466]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02140243



This is the second time I've seen one of your posts and
though it was nacmat... and I was confused greatly because
the posts were definitely not nacmat posts. Excellent choice
of avatars.


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-11-03 10:26 [#02140510]
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violent ass rape to the snares


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-11-03 10:40 [#02140514]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



clearly not getting any

i finally know what will be on the shirt i'll give a friend
for his birthday. gift of the century!


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-11-04 16:57 [#02140903]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



shagged doggystyle to richard devine. finished in 1 minute.
was it the music? possibly.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2007-11-04 17:24 [#02140911]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker



Some non-abrasive contemporary jazz, like Branford Marsalis,
Tim Berne, Craig Taborn or Adam Pierończyk from my
hood.


 


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