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offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-13 12:50 [#02131912]
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Monoid, there is hope


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 12:51 [#02131913]
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oh my


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 12:52 [#02131914]
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and hahahahaha


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-10-13 12:53 [#02131915]
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if only i would have been born 50 years later...


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-10-13 12:53 [#02131917]
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aux 88


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-10-13 12:53 [#02131918]
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its funny how late the media is to reporting on this


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 12:54 [#02131919]
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it will move to the idm beat


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-10-13 12:54 [#02131920]
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i dont think our monoid would fuck a robot


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 12:56 [#02131921]
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maybe if it was exactly like your avatar ?


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-10-13 13:02 [#02131922]
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looking forward to this


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-10-13 13:11 [#02131925]
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Damn i thought this was gonna be about the Anthony Rother
electro masterpiece wich is one of my alltime favorites. =(


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-10-13 13:13 [#02131926]
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even if he'd want to, I dont think the robot would give it's
consent


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-13 13:32 [#02131929]
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"Levy argues that psychologists have identified roughly a
dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, "and almost all
of them could apply to human-robot relationships. For
instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are
similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this
is programmable. Another reason people are more likely to
fall in love is if they know the other person likes them,
and that's programmable too."


Ok, that is seriously just pathetic. This Levy guy is so up
his own ass that he doesn't realize part of the joy in a
girl liking you is knowing that she likes you for who you
are, NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS PROGRAMMED TO DO SO. This Levy guy
has so little concept of what it is to be loved by the
opposite sex, it's no wonder he spends all his time trying
to make this a reality. I feel terribly sorry for any person
who is so socially crippled that he feels his last hope for
for a girlfriend is a machine.

This could be their slogan: "Hey, are you absolutely
talent-less and utterly boring?!? Do you pride yourself in
having the conversational skills of a Speak and Spell? Do
you constantly find yourself wishing your playstation 3 had
a vagina because girls are repulsed by you? No problem, why
bother trying to improve yourself as a human being when we
can program this hunk of scrap metal to love you like your
own mother almost did!? Own one today!"


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-13 13:35 [#02131930]
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I'm sold.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 13:37 [#02131931]
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varför då ?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-13 13:42 [#02131933]
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heheh, actually I'll lighten up and say that this could be a
fun novelty to experience once, but I can't say I support
people marrying them..


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2007-10-13 13:44 [#02131938]
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I've been having sex with machines for years now, this is
nothing new.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-13 13:46 [#02131940]
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im not fucking a metal beaver, youve got to be kidding


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-13 14:05 [#02131954]
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I'm well up for a skinjob.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 14:19 [#02131956]
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you mean does dildo machines ?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-10-13 14:19 [#02131957]
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Hahahah! "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of
Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize
marriages with robots"



 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-10-13 14:20 [#02131958]
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LAZY_GEEKLOL


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-10-13 14:31 [#02131959]
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it starts slow, but there actually a couple of lols in the
last minutes where the audience get to ask a couple of
questions


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-13 14:43 [#02131961]
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lol, geek comedy


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-10-13 14:57 [#02131973]
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Futureworld.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-10-13 15:27 [#02131986]
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Monoïd is cool ! I just had sex with him and it tasted like
manly man


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-10-13 16:23 [#02132010]
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there's a GITS episode about this or that robots sex and
stuff.

i'll post it later if i feel like it but don't count on it


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-14 09:46 [#02132206]
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"The main benefit of human-robot marriage could be to make
people who otherwise could not get married happier, "people
who find it hard to form relationships, because they are
extremely shy, or have psychological problems, or are
just plain ugly or have unpleasant personalities
," Levy
said."

Ha ha ha! I love how he starts out gently, then culminates
in that. It could have only been topped if he'd said,
"Basically, some people are unloveable arseholes."

On the subject of robots looking like people. There's a
robotocist in america who has already made a robot head of
his girlfriend that looks really similar. So much so that in
dim lighting conditions it's difficult to tell them apart.


 


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