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I'm a standing man. I thought everybody was this way but I have come to learn that I may be in the minority. How do you wipe your bottom. |
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yes you're a freak http://xltronic.com/mb/61500 |
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fuuuuck |
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You cannot reach all poo sitting? I have tight ass muscles |
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Wolfslice, I recently moved to San Diego. Is there any EXCELLENT ELECTRONIC MUSIC going on here or LA any time soon? (also: standing wipe ftw.) |
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haha anyhoe, once on watmm there was posted a great blog in which a guy laid out all these great bum cleaning tips. one was: poop in the sea, because fish just love doody and your bum stays clean. the article started with the great observation that some days you are lucky and get a clean cut. can anybody link me to this blog/article? tnx, your pal in poo |
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A friend usually showers after shitting just to make sure he is extra clean. I have not verified the presence of poop bits in his tub. |
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Well I'm a good ways north of you in the SF bay area... Biosphere was here last month but I missed the show :( If I hear of anything else coming around your parts I'll drop a line. |
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I'll probably visit san fran some time in the next few years. |
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sitting |
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i stand on my hands |
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Standing My ass is too large and hands too short to reach from behind while sitting. I often do some extra cleaning while bending forward reaching from the front. Actually, it's kind of intuitive, you know what's right in any given wiping procedure. Just be flexible and trust your judgement. |
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I don't wipe - just leave it. |
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I just use one square like Sharyl Crow asked- |
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Fuck sheryl crow, she doesn't have powerful, porcelain-painting anal-explosions which require several sheets overlapped to provide any kind of barrier between hand and butt. If I pooped rainbows and dandelions, I'd only use one square, too. |
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<------I only poop rainbows and dandelions. |
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that's hawt. |
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standing. sitting seems silly. sometimes i spread my ass cheeks and look in the mirror to make sure its perfectly clean. im that kind of a guy. its important to get every bit. how in the fuck would someone sitting down and wiping truely know they got it all. |
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I like to look at the paper after wiping sitting down. If it's brown, I wipe more, then follow with wet wipes. Many occasions, paper's clean and wet wipes brown, so you never know. I try to carry the travel pouches (wet wipes) if I plan on pooping a lot during the day. Otherwise I wait for public restroom to be empty and wet and soap a towel in the sink and take it to stall before pooping. I'll wipe with dry toilet paper, wet paper, then press with dry paper to prevent paper worms. I still smell like shit though. It's horrible. |
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last month for the first time in my life i started using wetwipes along with toilet paper. it's amazing and i can't believe i used to shit without such a proper wiping. |
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what the fuck is wrong with you people |
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hahaaaaa |
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sit |
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classic |
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Hemorrhoid |
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The biggest annoyance about wiping my ass is I'm usually eating a bucket of kentucky fried chicken while crapping, so my hands are all greasy and it makes the toilet paper all messy and hard to use. My hand usually ends up covered with chicken grease and poop but that's ok, I can just lick my fingers buttcause it'll come back out when I poop the next day. |
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luls |
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I keep teling you: you're brilliant |
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yes, w M w does the eat-a-little-then-poop-it-out-again right out of the textbook. |
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In China everyone squats/stands over the toilet because they are designed that way, which in fact is far more hygienic than a toilet with a lid which collects germs |
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sitting cos i like the way my cock tickles my arm when i reach under |
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i stand on the seat and look out the window thoughtfully over the neighbours fence |
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you wipe from the front? hmmm |
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i was thinking the same - hmmm |
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you wish |
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I love Thai food, and let me be the first to say that the stereotype is absolutely true. |
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I don't have to wipe; I just let the toilet pig lick it clean: |
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Your dad is a stunt cock and your mom is a toilet pig. |
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Is a stunt cock much like a stuntman? |
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Yeah, in porn when a guy can't cum under pressure, the stunt cock (your dad) fills in. That'd be cool, just fucking one girl after another (or squirting on their faces) and getting paid for it. *cool sunglasses wearing smiley* |
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