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offline bingob on 2007-10-09 01:12 [#02129759]
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Hello. This is what is called a scenario I would ask you
about. Premises are this: you are the last human on earth,
virgin or not. All the animals are here and you decide you
should do something to save the human species. Problem is,
you have to breed with an animal. So, you need to find an
animal that
a) can make a useful almost-human species
b) is sexy enough to bone
c) gives you funny looking/acting children because all TV is
also dead and you are bored and need a laugh.

Let's also say that monkeys are also all dead because
monkeypeople are a boring and obvious choice plus some of
them monkeys have nasty asses hanging out.
Discuss!


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-10-09 01:42 [#02129760]
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hi, i didn't read your post and never will
bye


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-10-09 01:46 [#02129761]
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bignob

i'd f@k a dolphin 'cause they're like funnay and all


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-10-09 01:54 [#02129762]
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a bird?.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-10-09 02:03 [#02129763]
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foxes, bitch!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-10-09 02:12 [#02129764]
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She's brown sugar
and spice
but if you don't
treat her nice

she'll put you on ice



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-10-09 02:12 [#02129765]
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Foxy Brown, ladies and gentlemen!


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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-09 02:19 [#02129766]
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The Nazis tried breeding german shepards with jewish women
to make werewolf-life soldiers, but it didn't work. I'm
sure some biologically-inclined person will be able to
explain why.


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 02:30 [#02129768]
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It's because nazis are biologically cruel, and mother nature
stops them. But in this case, mother nature gives us this
mission and it will work


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 02:37 [#02129771]
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Birds and dolphins are good answers, cause I want my kids to
be able to fly but also to be able to build underwater
cities like in Bioshock


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-09 02:41 [#02129772]
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Is Bioshock as good as people make out? I quite like system
shock 1&2 (which I understand is in some way related) and
similar type games like Deus Ex etc.


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 02:52 [#02129775]
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I only played the demo. It's funny cause it's underwater,
and it's not funny casue the monsters are so noisy. Didn't
like the screamingwoman


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-09 02:55 [#02129777]
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I am DLing the demo of System Shock 2 at the moment to see
if my laptop's graphics card is up to running it. If it is,
I'll get System Shock 2. I don't like underwater bits in FPS
games. That fish monster thing from halflife still freaks me
out and when I'm swimming in the sea at night after a few
beers I imagine one in the water watching me.


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 03:20 [#02129779]
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Haha, yes it's nasty. You need to breed with dolphins so
your kids can protect you from Half-Life fish. I hope for
scary underwater part in episode 2


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-10-09 06:03 [#02129820]
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hahaha...that's batshit! Those crazy krauts.


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 06:22 [#02129827]
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it's watching you


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-09 06:28 [#02129833]
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Yes, that is the one. Evil looking things and the time you
encounter it near the dam is the scariest bit of Half Life
1, IMO. It would be worth mating with dolphins just so that
my progeny could outswim such a monstrosity.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2007-10-09 06:37 [#02129837]
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A panther


 

offline Sgt Policeman from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-09 06:41 [#02129839]
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I do hope you're not encouraging bestiality, Mr Bingob.



 

offline bingob on 2007-10-09 06:42 [#02129841]
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No sir!


 

offline Sgt Policeman from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-09 06:44 [#02129842]
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Good. Consider this a polite warning.
Now put that tongue away and be off with you.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-09 11:09 [#02129940]
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a bingob


 

offline thatne from United States on 2007-10-09 11:20 [#02129949]
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i was gonna say a bingob and i still am


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-09 11:23 [#02129952]
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At this point in time, I'm going to suggest a tag-team.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2007-10-09 11:45 [#02129959]
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this bingob's not big enough for the two of us


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-10-09 13:39 [#02130062]
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where do iput my cum


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-10-09 13:41 [#02130063]
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a dumbo octopus


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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-09 13:51 [#02130071]
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Niiiice choice!


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-10-09 14:00 [#02130086]
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thank you discovery channel


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-09 14:20 [#02130108]
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you're welcome.


 


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