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offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 08:30 [#02122485]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



...eavesdropping on a crowd of teenagers in a detention
center insisting that music is good and bad while smelling
their own fingers and laughing behind the backs of the kids
whose IQ's are just a little bit lower than their own.

and then annoyedly observing this. on xltronic.

what's xltronic for you?



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2007-09-21 08:31 [#02122488]
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not what you said


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-09-21 08:32 [#02122489]
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xltronic is some place i always seem to go to and type stuff
that i wouldn't normally


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-21 08:40 [#02122496]
Points: 2466 Status: Lurker



90% full of shit. The other 10% is worth turning up for
though.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 08:45 [#02122500]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to sheffieldbleep: #02122496



xltronic doesn't deserve you, sheffieldbleep. i'm not being
sarcastic man, i really mean it.

what is it about xltronic that makes sincerity seem
sarcastic?

i swear, there's something in the air here, and it's unholy
and unfunky...


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 08:46 [#02122501]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02122488



at the moment you made this post, xltronic became for that
moment unforgivably lame. fortunately, the forgiveness has
returned. for now!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 08:49 [#02122503]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to plaidzebra: #02122500



that is an intrinsic quality of each and every one of the
internets.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2007-09-21 08:49 [#02122504]
Points: 6851 Status: Regular



nice site connected with the memories of the days when i've
been working in a artificial eye iris lab, using lab's
dialup connection half-allowedly in the dark room of
technical director during nights; times when i first heard
autechre and the ae i o u aermx by exaillon(?). Almost first
experience of typing words into textareas. Sometimes fun.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 08:52 [#02122506]
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true


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 08:53 [#02122508]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



my free personal blog, with several interactive bot scripts
based on jabberwacky i think.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 08:53 [#02122509]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #02122508



hey that's great! tell me more!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 08:55 [#02122512]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



it's basically the matrix. tunamix is the architect and
phobes is the oracle. i think i'm the bald guy that eats
the steak, but i may be the weasle kid that gets shot up
when they brick off the escape routes.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 08:57 [#02122516]
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It would actually be a good test of jabberwocky to see how
it would survive as a poster here.. I mean, it's not far
removed from the early antics of dear Marcodenti in
linguistic capabilities...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-09-21 08:57 [#02122518]
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can i be the steak?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 08:58 [#02122519]
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*crosses fingers and chants "weasel kid! weasel kid!"*

hey man that's great! you're the weasel kid but you didn't
really die since you were outside the inside of the matrix
when you were struck by matrix manifesting unobjects. tell
me more!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-09-21 08:58 [#02122520]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



People complaining about zilty is the cancer that's killing
zilty.

I preferred your Markus Guentner thread!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:00 [#02122523]
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you cannot program tridenti distortion. it's too real.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:01 [#02122525]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



sorry can't talk, i'm cybering jada pinkett smith. brb


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2007-09-21 09:01 [#02122526]
Points: 1643 Status: Lurker



... A very good friend, or the leader of an international child
pornography ring; you be the judge.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:02 [#02122528]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



okay, done.

so, what's everybody's fav+ hobbies?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 09:02 [#02122529]
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Haha, true, true, but the question still remains: Would
anyone know they weren't talking to Jabberwocky?

"Lowering the standards of the turing test:
Xltronic.com
"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:04 [#02122530]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



Recycle is a shared account between a guy in nebraska and
jabberwacky. That's totally true.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:10 [#02122532]
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if osama bin laden had a cancer, would it be a good cancer
or a bad cancer?

i might argue that zilty is the cancer sapping the life
force of the moths circling its ever dimming bulb.

but i might not.

sometimes it's good for a larf.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:17 [#02122537]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



xltronic is nice to see me. say what you will about zilty,
the son of a bitch has some fine manners. nice to see you
too zilty!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:19 [#02122540]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



its really just a place where people type stuff to each
other. if we'd all type interesting things, it will be an
interesting place.

if/when we all type negative things it becomes a negative
place.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:30 [#02122551]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #02122540



but what if they are both interesting and negative?

and what if what you perceive as negative, i perceive as
positive?

and what if there are positive comments about negative
objects?

and what if someone adds lavender to the water that
surrounds my matrix battery body? i hate the smell of
lavender (unless it's fresh of course...).

time to put on th' thinkin' cap, epohses.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-09-21 09:33 [#02122552]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



im mainly here for the polls.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:35 [#02122554]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #02122552



ha ha! that's great! tell me more!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:35 [#02122555]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



1) is cool

2) i leave, you stay

3) is cool

4) is pretty smell, but you leave


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 09:44 [#02122565]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #02122555



whew, man, did somebody just suck the life out of this
thread?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 09:45 [#02122566]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



yeah, i think so. it was a sentinel squid.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 09:49 [#02122573]
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I can't remember if I liked your music or not. I think I
liked it. Where is it?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 10:13 [#02122585]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02122573



oh no, i don't want to know if you didn't like it, which you
probably didn't. the only ones who liked it were generally
those who indiscriminately praised everyone. except for the
people who liked it and are reading this, those people are
the exceptions and individuals of fine taste.

when i started teaching at a high school (lo these many
years ago) i was introduced to a class i would be teaching.
i heard a voice from the back of the class as a girl
demanded that the people "get out of the way, i want to see
if he's cute!" i'll never forget the sigh of disappointment
in her voice as she said "ohhhh." har!

anyway, it's easily found if you know how to use a search
engine...


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2007-09-21 10:17 [#02122586]
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cancel the i in your profile comment


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 10:24 [#02122588]
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I must've liked it because I wanted to sign you to my
hypothetical label when asked about who I would sign to a
hypothetical label.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-09-21 10:24 [#02122589]
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you don't really come here so what can you say ?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-21 10:27 [#02122591]
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Buy___________Anything___________On_____________eBay


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 10:55 [#02122595]
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i don't think so. it's been wrong for so long that now it's
right.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 10:56 [#02122596]
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now what makes you think you know anything about how often i
come here, friend?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 10:58 [#02122597]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to obara: #02122589



look at the stats! nearly 5000 points! addict status!

where's the argument?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 10:59 [#02122598]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02122588



hey, if i was fuckwagon i'd pop a wheelie. that's cool,
plaidzebra + zebox = makeout.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-09-21 11:01 [#02122599]
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i just haven't seen you here recently, that's all ;]


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 11:02 [#02122600]
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soon i will return to the shadows to lurk, but for now i'm
gonna spread the love...


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-21 11:05 [#02122601]
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you don't seem very loving :(


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 11:21 [#02122606]
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then you're not reading my posts. they're 80% love and 20%
grumbling. that's a damn fine ratio and i stand by it.

anyway, why the long face? you've been known to shit in a
thread and run yourself.

now c'mere and give us a big hug!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 11:30 [#02122610]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #02122601



lazy plaidzebra

helpful ibogaine information!

sheffieldbleep appreciation!

unnecessary exclamation!

and starting threads with valid and relevant questions
peppered with the inconsistency and abrasiveness of a velvet
fist in an iron glove that you have not come to expect or
love!

i'm like a shot of b12, horsey. sure it hurts a little.
but you know it's gonna be good for you in the long run.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-09-21 11:30 [#02122611]
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i'm 45% rape and 72% friendship


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 11:31 [#02122612]
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i like those odds!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-09-21 11:33 [#02122613]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is
odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is
among the
more deadly poisons known to man.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-09-21 11:34 [#02122614]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #02122613



in con ceivable!


 


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