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I am the sun dried tomatoes |
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you bring great flavor to the rest of the group as long as no one gets too close to you, because on your own, you taste quite shit. |
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i'm the sauerkraut mayonnaise. |
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I will be the ham. Serrano-style. And olives too. |
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*pinches nipples* OHHH! MY nnnNIPPLETH ARE THE PEPPEROHNIETHHHH!!! |
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I will be the Parmigiano Reggiano |
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shrooms |
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This pizza has one of those little plastic tables that prevent the box from caving in on the cheese. That's me! Cool huh? |
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onions |
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I'm the side dish of Buffalo Wings, nigga. |
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You've opened up a can of worms. Now we need people to be the celery and blue cheese dip. :D |
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can i change mine to breadsticks |
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NO! A great pizza MUST have onions! |
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We still haven't got a crust |
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Gentlemen, I will be your pizza crust. Punch me down and roll me out. |
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I'll be the 30 eggs and 2 maggots per 100g that are legally allowable in pizza sauce by the Department of Health and Human Services. |
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I would be honored to be blended with garlic powder and sprinkled on your puffy outer edge. |
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I want to fill his crust with cheeeeeese. |
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candles! |
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red candles and bat wings. |
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How big is your Italian sausage? |
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I hate when you bite into a sausage and hot juice squirts out of it into your eye. |
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funiest idm reply |
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I hate it when I'm biting into dog dick in an alley in downtown Cleveland and some hater comes up and takes a shit right on my balls. |
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sure, idm is a wax based genre. |
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wax, as in, I waxed my bikini line last night? |
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that could be a prefuse 73 song's title, couldn't it? |
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lf he wants to use it, I'd be more than happy to let him have it. by the way, How are you doing tonight, stefano? :) |
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i'm fine, thanks, just met some friends and now spending some time on the internets before going to bed. and you, zephyr? |
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Not too bad, sorry I missed you earlier, just been screwing around with some games on the old PC. :) |
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who the fuck is supposed to be eating this pizza then? |
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no one, we're going to throw it away. |
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in that case, i'll be red and yellow bell pepper. |
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im the pineapple bits |
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I'm the guy sitting nearby eating spaghetti |
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Il be those long stretched out melted cheese strings when we get eaten. Il strecth out like mr Fantastic on this muthafucka! |
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we need a photoshop expert who can create a pizza from all the ingredients listed in this thread. and an oven. |
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That would require quite an expert. I'm not sure it's even possible. |
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What if he took performance enhancing drugs? |
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i'm the anchovies: you didn't ask for me, but you got me anyway. |
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ill be the fresh beverage! |
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can i be the garlic bread? the tasty bit on the side that everyone can smell on you after? |
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It's a free pizza |
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i sometimes ask myself why i come back. this thread is why. |
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A Faxe Kondi? |
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That'd be delightful for a pizza, yeah. But thats an aftersports drink. |
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That's how my toilet bowl looked like yesterday morning |
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Genuine loliflower at this thread. |
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special shroom for good time. add me. |
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