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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-20 17:03 [#00132663]
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yeah, i saw reflex's topic about strippers, but this topic
is different.

i'm sure alot of you know how much i'd like to get a
striptease from a girl dancing to windowlicker, well now i'd
like to add the song "tang n vectif" to my lists of songs.
if you know the nature of this song, the girl will have to
be upbeat and sway here hips from side to side.

"angel" by massive attack would go well to for a really
sultry dance, but i'd opt to have it play for session of
passions in the bed.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 17:08 [#00132672]
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WHY YOU FUCKER!!! THIS MESSAGE SHOULD BE REMOVED AT ONCE!!!
HOW DARE YOU CALL ALL WOMEN WHORES!!! THEY DANCE FOR
PLEASURE NOT MONEY!!! HOW SEXIST AND IRRESPONSIBLE!! WHAT DO
YOU MEAN WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR SHAGGING WHILST COOKING!!
PIECES OF MEAT? YOU FUCKER!!

(sniggers loudly into a paper cup)....


 

offline doki from cologne (Germany) on 2002-03-20 17:09 [#00132673]
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i´d like to see a gal strip to the equation song :)
- but wait, no better not, she wouldn´t have power left
for the main things after her strip ... hmmm, than better
nannou :)


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 17:10 [#00132676]
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what about to one of john cages silent pieces? or orbital
MTV unplugged?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:12 [#00132680]
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Yep, stripping to Windowlicker would be damn sexy... I'd
like a girl to strip to Orban-something from Drukqs.
Actually, it's a good beat for some fucking, too... hmmm...
Acrid Avid Jamshred and Cow Cud is a Twin would be nice...
then again, ANY music would sound good with a stripping
female. :-D


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:12 [#00132681]
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I think that Tha would be a good song to do the funky
chicken to (*wink* *wink*)... it's long, and the middle is
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!!!!


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 17:14 [#00132687]
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what about the birdie song? complete with movements of
course...

do you like tha or something funkmaster?

JONESY!! WHAT ABOUT GEOGADDI? HAVE YOU HEARD IT YET??!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:15 [#00132689]
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nah, I hate it... I just like praising it up

******SARCASM ALERT******

:)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-20 17:16 [#00132692]
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hmmm...i have a fear that when i get a girlfriend, i'm going
to try to force her to do these things...


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 17:16 [#00132693]
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my sarcasamometer just hit qpc 10000!!!

ITS A GONNA BLOOOWWWW!!!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:17 [#00132694]
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My girlfriend stripped to some Mario Brothers music once,
the underground levels from the first one. It was damn cute.
I'm so lonely and stripless.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:18 [#00132698]
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heh, the episode of The Simpsons where they had the sarcasm
detector was funny... :)


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 17:20 [#00132699]
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i dont recall that???-is that on the marriage guidance
episode?

nevermind ophecks ;>

anyway im off-goodnight y'all!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:24 [#00132708]
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the episode where Lisa joins Mensa or something I believe it
is... Professor Fink is sitting next to the comic book guy,
and he says something like "Oh, a sarcasm detector. Isn't
that great" or something, and it explodes... :)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-20 17:29 [#00132719]
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no, the one with the sarcasm detector is when mr. burns
decided to find the loch ness monster.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 17:31 [#00132723]
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are you sure? What was the detector thing that Professor
Fink had to find the loch ness monster again, I forget?


 


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