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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-19 10:10 [#00130913]
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Someone please shoot her. She bores me to tears.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-19 10:10 [#00130916]
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She played god in Dogma the movie.


 

offline Riccardo from somewhere beyond the ultraworl on 2002-03-19 10:13 [#00130919]
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now as things go on and on one day we will talk of the spice
girls....she has quite a good voice ,it's her music the real
problem ...no way, go out from this mb miss Morissette


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-03-19 10:19 [#00130925]
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is WAY FLY......

Her music is not very good, but damn she is fine.


 

offline RobE from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 10:29 [#00130935]
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..She's a pig,and her music is horrible....}:>


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 10:46 [#00130948]
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Alan Morris


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-03-19 10:50 [#00130951]
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lol


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-19 14:32 [#00131103]
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Oh, I thought this song on the radio was A.M but it wasn't.
It wasn the sweetly named Alice Band.


 

offline cioxx from Glendale, CA (United States) on 2002-03-19 14:52 [#00131119]
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You outtta knowww, I got my hand in my pocket while the
other is holding a cigarette!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-19 14:55 [#00131122]
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She was once a cheesy poodle-haired teen pop star right?
Hang on, what's changed?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-19 15:46 [#00131193]
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i prefer aimee mann, who coincidentally shares the same
initials...


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-03-19 16:05 [#00131200]
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I dont care...I am going against the grain on this one...
Standing my ground....

Alanis is way hot....

-IL


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 16:14 [#00131212]
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ah now come on jonesy-we have to have shite music to make
the good music taste better.

not sure how robbie williams fits into that equation....


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2002-03-19 16:25 [#00131239]
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good voice?
listen to her whimper at the end of .. oh shit ironic?
anyway one of those songs she does this whimpering voice
scale climb thing and she sounds tone def.
anyone can sound good if you process their voice enough.
scott staab of Creed for example. recorded, his voice
sounds shit. but when he was on sat. night live, his voice
sounded REALLY shit.


 

offline Riccardo from somewhere beyond the ultraworl on 2002-03-19 16:49 [#00131283]
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well I've said quite....but you can say every disgusting
thing bout her...I don't care about her


 

offline Riccardo from somewhere beyond the ultraworl on 2002-03-19 16:51 [#00131286]
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...not even after her collaboration with tricky since in
this period i don't consider tricky as well...


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 16:51 [#00131287]
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personally, i dig the way her music grates upon my will to
live. that aspect of her art is rather cute.


 

offline Riccardo from somewhere beyond the ultraworl on 2002-03-19 16:52 [#00131290]
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...if you want something really better try Beth Orton


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-19 16:54 [#00131295]
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Beth Orton is cool. Check All Stars Seem to Weep on Central
Reservation. Hip hop beats from Ben Watt.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 16:54 [#00131296]
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aaahhh now i do think beth has a nice voice..erm...as voices
go....

i find byorks voice annoying. its like a little hyperactive
pixie that rabbits in your ears as you try to get to kip.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-19 18:36 [#00131424]
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I can't believe I used to love Jagged Little Pill... I think
it's still around my room somewhere, with all my horrible
old CDs. Ick! I still kind of like that song where she
goes''and are you thinking of me when yooouuuu fuck
her...'', that's sexy. :-)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-19 18:38 [#00131426]
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she gives me the shivers


 

offline helios from Zürich (Switzerland) on 2002-03-19 18:40 [#00131428]
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i finde her music ok....i accept her, because she had done
good songs. today ;no. i think she's quite smart. In a way
she looks friendly like a good friend


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-19 18:45 [#00131432]
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i could respect that. it's a shame the ways the press
exploit people sometimes


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-03-19 19:26 [#00131447]
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i want to force logs up her rapidly!


 

offline hungrig from Sweden on 2002-03-19 21:43 [#00131571]
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mind your mannors! (she´s mine) ;-)


 

offline LPB from Regina (Canada) on 2002-03-19 22:16 [#00131651]
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Alanis is awesome, not a big fan, but her song "So Pure"
makes me wanna get up.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2002-03-19 23:17 [#00131701]
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she looks like a horse


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-03-20 02:07 [#00131853]
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I heard she used to shlong logs the size of horses. Or
horses the size of log schlongs. Or dogs with noses the size
of log shlongs or something along those lines.

Alaniz morizette and the log dog horse god they used to call
her in high school.

Alaniz morizette = canada's shame



 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 02:40 [#00131903]
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try Tori Amos, much more talented


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-03-20 03:10 [#00131932]
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no need..she's just about a forgotten entity..nobody cares
about her or her music..they couldn't GIVE AWAY her last
album in the music stores here..and i have seen brand new
selaed copies of it selling for 2 bucks in bins


 

offline jayphex from Ottawa (Canada) on 2002-03-20 04:35 [#00131988]
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I was forced to listen to morrissette's new song today at
work. I don't really like the way the music is done. I
only like the fact that that song has some truth to it. my
friend went out with a way younger chick and she felt the
same way.
Venetian snares rules!


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-03-20 08:18 [#00132093]
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alanis die die die!
dogs with noses the size
of log shlongs indeed!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-03-20 08:53 [#00132111]
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i hate her voice and she's always whining about..something.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-03-20 09:13 [#00132123]
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I'd just like to see her naked, then kill her by making her
eat her cd's. Excellent...


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 09:36 [#00132137]
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well at least she not robbie cuntin williams..

as chuckles would say

'i hate that duck'...(duck=robbie williams)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-20 10:02 [#00132160]
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Its Cuddles my friend.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 10:11 [#00132165]
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oh.

yeah.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-20 10:14 [#00132167]
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Did you see Louis Theroux then? He hasn't lost it has he?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 10:24 [#00132173]
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nah i missed it-i wrote my mini off last night-hit a tree in
the rain, so was hanging around in the rain waiting for a
truck for over two hours...sorry-was it good? i hear he does
a blue routine thse days, getting the monkey to 'fist' the
duck on stage. thats only what ive heard and my friends are
compulsive liars....mmmnnnn.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-20 10:43 [#00132220]
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Sorry to hear about your Mini, that's a fucker.

I was only half watching it as I was stuffing my face. i
think your friends might be telling porkies though. He was
doing a nice, clean panto for the kiddies. The dirty fucker.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 11:32 [#00132290]
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thankyou sir-at least no got hurt -thats the main thing..

"i wish i could fly..way up to the sky but i can't...you
can...i can't!!!"

theres genius in there..GENIUS i tell's ya...

i used to love keith harris-didn't he loose it due to
alchohol? nah that was keith chegwin wasn't it -'cheggers
drinks pop'

ho ho ho ho ho!!

(who d'you think you are ken? santa fuckin claus??')

i reckon he is a dirty fucker. sticking his hand up a ducks
arse for a start is hardly gonna get the man a knighthood,
is it?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-20 11:45 [#00132312]
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Its a sad state of affairs. Some of our greatest
entertainers have been consigend to the Butlins circuits of
Britain. I remeber seeing a programme on the guy from the
Sweet. They were doing shows at Butlins and people were
outside shouting "who are you?" and taking the piss. Sad.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 11:48 [#00132315]
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I still wouldnt piss her off tho. Aint she in some cult
about cutting men up or something...?


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 11:51 [#00132325]
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haha!! like it jonesy!!-its like that ex guitarist from
creme broulee on the league of gentlemen.

"GLAD I'M OUT OF IT SON. IT'S A SHIT BUISNESS"


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-03-20 11:52 [#00132329]
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"I've still got it, I've still got it".


 


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