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get anatomically slimmer already, guys |
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Is this because of the cat picture I posted? Girl, Please. That cat could have come from anywhere. |
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Come on, now - everyone knows a children's size drink in the US is the same as an Extra Large in Europe! |
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yeah but we use ICE. Go drink your powdered milk! |
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(I'm just kidding I know we're fat) |
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Why do you all enjoy NASCAR and wrestling? |
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The only sport I enjoy is baseball. Not that I would consider either of what you just named "sports" |
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I think Ima start bing a veginitable tarian. I'm 6 1' and 190 pounds of grade A sex clumps. I think I' come from this 'america' but I'm not for certain or for sure. ThanQ |
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Baseball is it a game where you hit a pouch of drugs(base) with balls and see who...ahem...cracks it? |
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hah I am 6'3" and weigh 300 pounds plus and not even remotely american |
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We don't all enjoy NASCAR and wrestling. No one gives a shit about your fucking country's recreational activities like you do about America's. Why is that? You fucking insignificant Euro piece of shit. |
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so is Brazil also in america? |
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Man, you're fucking stupid. |
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so your idea of baseball is a bunch of dudes throwing balls at bases on steroids? haha People seem to hate the game outside the US, but few actually understand how it works. The basic idea is to hit the ball somewhere where no one can catch it, then trying to reach the next base before an person from an opposing team can throw the ball there. If you round all the bases, you've made it home, and you score a point. The best hitters in the game only hit the ball where no one can catch it around 30% of the time, so it's actually quite challanging. Thank you for your interest in America's Pastime! |
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highly unlikely as I am not american |
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I just proved your point with "an person" I meant "a person" I'm sorry I let you down america :( |
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Yeah, well after 195 posts one would think that you'd learn how to post a freakin' follow up to someone proper like. Dunce. |
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man baseball is fantastic..its got all of american obsessions so well covered metaphorically and other wise...you go your drugs (base) and bucks (diamond) and hiding the balls where no one can catch them(i.e fashion).... |
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dont forget pitchers (mcdonalds), outfielders (britney spears) and groundskeeping crews (bush?) |
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freakin followups sound like fun.. what are they? bad sophmoric efforts by crap artsits? |
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lets just rule this one out right now.. DUPE! |
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what is the truth behind Americans?????? |
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Your are one incoherent ass. |
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oh oh and edible grass and ... sorry I missed that train...it got rerouted to brazil... |
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What the fuck are you on about? |
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yeah my ass is pretty incoherent most of the time..cant make sense of what it says mostly |
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So you make a habit of talking out of it then? I knew it. |
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you know exactly what i mean. |
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no its got a mind of its own...its in a particularly good mood after a good meal though...so its not that often.... |
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tzk-tzk-a-tzk tzk-a-tzk |
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Excuse me, do these hotdogs have real souls in them? No, they are synthetic souls but you can't taste the difference. |
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probably billions of souls every mince comes from a different beast...i know cuz they all be raised in barns and are thus in my field of influence...once i did a really funny mance and all of these dead pigs cows and chickens started dripping and congealing out of a hot dog |
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Ha ha ha, you zoomanced a hotdog. Frankly, I'm surprised anything that normal that came out. |
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no normal thing just cows with chicken heads and dogs with racoon genitals..you know that sort of thing but you could still tell what had been |
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i can't put on weight for the life of me. |
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6'-0",185lbs walks around town w/kiddie, chasses kiddie in house/yard Phat |
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badass avatar, cycle |
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we have baseball in the UK. Its called ROUNDERS and its a girls game. Actually baseball isn't too bad. American Football really annoys most other countries due to the lack of feet touching the ball. Oh and the fact you're all dressed up in kevlar you nancies. Are Americans aware of rugby? I think you guys would love it. |
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Are Americans aware of rally? I think you guys would love it. |
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the indians use the basketball court at the park to play cricket. its pretty rad to watch. it pisses me off when they beat me to the hoops though. |
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Just challenge them to a game of Kabadhi then. |
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good call |
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americans |
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Kabbadi rocks...its like rugby but without the ball.... |
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