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Nay. |
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Nay. |
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dude, i saw a cock like that on a black guy and a white guy today in a porno i jacked off too earlier. |
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nice little party.. |
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I'm scared of porno links; it'll probably install half my computer with malware. The same fuckhead is in half the pornotube videos it seems. Why does one guy fuck so many girls and I get none? Maybe monoid will have sex with me. |
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Cool, now my topic stands out with an official nsfw tag! Can you put a spam tag on it too? |
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Where can I get authentic horse sex assistant helmets like that? |
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I don't know but I know where you can get quote unquote eggnog unquote, wait I unquoted already before I even wrote anything. Is it a cooincidence that it is available only during horse mating season? *doesn't really know when horse mating season it but figures nobody else will anyway* |
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Oh, that's nice that you seem to know a lot about drinking horse sperms, but I just want nice helmets for my horse sex assistants. |
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Try to find humans that are larger than the people wearing the helmets then cut the tops of their skulls off and wear those. I'm currently using all my skull tops for soup bowels but have a spare nipple necklace if you want to buy it. |
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What is the most valuable resource in the world? Some would say: 1) people 2) oil 3) gold but these are all INCORRECT. The most valuable resource on earth is musk as calculated by demand for it by muskrats. |
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Here's a money thought experiment. What if everyone on earth died except for you (sort of like that simpsons halloween special when homer was the only one in the bomb shelter (only if only homer survived)). I would suddenly have all the money and things that are worth money, yet have nobody to trade money with. On the other hand I would have access to anything that costs money so wouldn't need to trade. I could walk around and tear up money like paper; it'd be like a fossil of a system that is completely worthless now. I could take a crap right in the middle of the highway and build something creative out of glue and dead bodies. Actually the highways would all maybe be undrivable as they'd be filled with cars that eventually came to stand still. Xltronic, are you my girlfriend? |
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War, Famine, Pestilence and Death |
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The Dire Forecasts May be too Optimistic |
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As Mr. Horse would say, " No Sir, Didn't Like it." |
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i love creative solutions to arms races like this: 'Someone designed a software robot that would fill out a registration form and, when confronted with a CAPTCHA test, would post it on a free porn site. Visitors to the porn site would be asked to complete the test before they could view more pornography, and the software robot would use their answer to complete the e-mail registration.' |
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EVOL, those dicks have to prosthetic attachments. No way thats real. Am I being a master of the obvious? |
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When Im having sex I have a manditory helmet rule for all individuals present in the room. |
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Woah!!, No gloves on the lube up? Yikes! |
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I can't stop thinking about horse peni. I wish one would thrust around on my face then just fill my entire mouth with cum so I'd have to swallow like 5 times, and I'd do it for like 3 different horses in a row. Mmm, thank you horsies! |
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We should sell that pouch on fetish sites. |
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