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raskolnikov
from Miami (Mexico) on 2007-04-20 19:42 [#02074185]
Points: 357 Status: Lurker
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im yu soy hell rtgy jyg bsy perro freitas
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-04-20 19:47 [#02074189]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to raskolnikov: #02074185
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Has your Internet become infected with Satan?
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-04-20 19:48 [#02074191]
Points: 7342 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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there's no 666 in outer space
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-20 19:52 [#02074193]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to raskolnikov: #02074185
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LAZY_TITLE
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retape
from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-04-20 20:04 [#02074196]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker
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AMOOOOOKK duiiiiiiiiiiii UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
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clayhillpeak
from Vuh (China) on 2007-04-20 22:52 [#02074215]
Points: 304 Status: Lurker
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hold your horse is
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zoomancer
from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-21 01:07 [#02074224]
Points: 1215 Status: Regular
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natas si doog non?
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-21 09:30 [#02074336]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker
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Satan gave me a taco And it made me really sick The chicken was all-raw And the grease was mighty thick The rice was all-rancid And the beans were so hard I was getting kind of dizzy Eating' all the lard There was aphids on the lettuce And I ate every one And after I was done The salsa melted off my tongue Pieces of tortilla Got stuck in my throat And the stains on my clothes Burned a hole through my coat My stomach was a-trembling And I broke out in a rash I was so dry and thirsty And I didn't have no cash So I went and found a hose Tore off all my clothes Turned on the water And it shot right up my nose Some old lady came along And she thought I was a freak So she beat me with her handbag 'Til I could hardly speak I was lying there naked My body badly bruised In a pool of my own blood Unconscious and confused Well the cops came and got me And threw me in their van And I woke up on the ceiling And I couldn't find my hand They took me to the judge His eyes a-glowing red The courtroom was filled With witches and the dead Well the sheriff was a hellhound With fangs and claws The prisoners were tied up And chained to the walls The air was getting thick The smoke was getting thicker The judge read the verdict Said, "Cut off his head!" Well they placed me on the altar And they raised up the axe My head was about to explode When I noticed the Marshall stacks I noticed all the smoke machines Cameras and the lights Some guy with a microphone Running' around dancing' in tights And I noticed the crew And the band playing' down below And I realized I was in a rock video So I went and joined the band And I went out on tour And I smoked a lot of heroin And I passed out in manure I made out with the groupies (Awe yeah) Started fires backstage (Awe yeah, start 'em up) Made a lot of money (Awe yeah, I'm making it) And I gave it all away (Give it all to me) Well the band got killed (Awe, bunch of losers) So I started a solo career (Awe haw, yeah)
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-21 09:31 [#02074337]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker | Followup to EVOL: #02074336
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(Awe haw, yeah) And I won all the awards (Get 'em all now) And I drank all the beer (Drink it all up; get funky) And I opened up the taco stand Awe haw Just to smell the smell Cooking' with the devil Frying' down in hell
(Get busy)
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-04-21 12:30 [#02074403]
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616, you posers
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-05-11 13:05 [#02082378]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict
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THIS IS HOW FUCKING ANGRY I AM ABOUT THE STATE OF AFFAIRS
AND THIS IS HOW FOOLISHLY I'M EXPRESSING IT
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