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This is no joke, but im thinkg about buying a plastic vagina. The problem is i dont know how a real vagina feels like, so maybe you guys could help me out here. Would you recommany such a sex toy? Because as it seems a like life artificial vagina is pretty expensive. |
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get the fleshlight pocket pussy 2000 |
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yeah, and if i were you i'd pick the african american one. it's brown, obviously, and it has bigger lips. it doesn't get dirty as fast and you can use it to pratice kissing as well! whehey!! |
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get a pet |
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this is no joke, btw |
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itd be a bit weird, fucking some fake fanny. i say buy a strap-on as well as the artificial vagina and use that! |
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*thank god for monoid-threads* |
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I can't tell what a vagina feels like unless i use synesthesys. |
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Inner Circle - Bad Boys (repeat) |
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worm apple pie |
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watermelon. cheaper, and you can eat it afterwards :) |
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steal one of your moms hand towels from the guest bathroom, fold it in half, roll it up kinda tight but not really too tight. get a rubber glove and stuff it fingers first into the center of the rolled up towel, then roll the cuff of the glove over the outer edge of the towel, lube it up and imagine it's your sister. |
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i've heard that: hand towel + cooked pasta = nice vagina sensations |
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can you draw that out please. monoid should be able to apply it, for god's sake! |
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monoid everyone loves your pop vibe |
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this is hot |
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maybe you could just use your hand. |
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BLASPHEMY! |
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