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offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 10:08 [#02060257]
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ok
so i was in the kitchen with a mate, cooking pancakes, and
he was talking about one of our chinese friends, of how he
has never heard him fart in the 12 years he knows him. I've
heard him fart for the first time when we got off a train
once, and i thought it sounded like a pretty normal dutch
fart.

Now i wonder, do farts from different countries sound
different than ours? Make your statement, or even better,
record your own farts and post them on here, and help us
continue and bring our research of flatulence to a clear and
satisfying result.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-09 10:09 [#02060258]
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deep.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-03-09 10:10 [#02060260]
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Thanks for making XLT the no 1 place to be for disciussing
electronic music


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-03-09 10:18 [#02060262]
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well, you COULD sample it. and if you're man enough, you
could make a bloody good track. or 'lush', if you prefer.

personally, i think they just smell different. soundwise
they wouldn't differ very much. at least, the hardware isn't
very different between different countries.


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2007-03-09 10:54 [#02060266]
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is this one of those 'if a tree falls in the forest and
nobody is around....'


threads?


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 11:01 [#02060268]
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this is more serious

we want proofs and shit


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-09 11:55 [#02060297]
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I posted this for dog_belch earlier. He pretended like he
didn't listen but I know I farted RIGHT IN HIS EAR, ha ha ha
ha ha!

LAZY_TITLE

(my very own REAL fart. please listen if you want me to fart
on you.)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-09 12:04 [#02060300]
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PFFFffffffFFFFFF-F-F-
*FFFFFAAAARRRRTTTtTtTtPluPluPluPluPlu*
!!!!&$#pj tP( gJRE!!!!!

Oh shit, I better clean the microphone.


 

offline datautel from hardcore (Russia) on 2007-03-09 12:07 [#02060301]
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GET READY FOR RUMBLE!!!!


 

offline datautel from hardcore (Russia) on 2007-03-09 12:13 [#02060306]
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i am troubled with wind now. shit. :)


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 12:38 [#02060316]
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don't give up please man

w M w that's wicked IDM fart


 

offline datautel from hardcore (Russia) on 2007-03-09 12:45 [#02060325]
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buhaha
year dark hard wicked glitch idm


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 12:56 [#02060336]
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I listened twice becuase it was the most accomplished thing
you've ever done.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-03-09 15:24 [#02060396]
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i think i'm what doctors call lactose intolerant cuz when
ever i drink milk or eat cheese... dude, i produce the WORST
smelling farts evAAAAAAAAr!!! we should all go out for
pizza and milkshakes someday!

oh and to answer your question fah, i think what comes out
has to do with what goes in. so ya know if like your in
india farts smell like curry, if your in korea farts smell
like dog farts, and if your in mexico farts smell like
shit.

i just noticed, even tho we all know what farts are and even
say it more often or less, there's not much chance to type
it hardly ever. i kept wanting to type smarts fell.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-09 15:26 [#02060397]
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?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-03-09 15:28 [#02060399]
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it's ok


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 15:56 [#02060412]
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maybe we should discuss what food makes anusses go balistic.
Coffee doesn't really help, i just get thinny wet farts

oranges though, they made my appendix play orchestral
concerts all morning


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 15:57 [#02060413]
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oh and do record them if you have the chance, this place
needs more farts plus maybe someone would make a song out of
these fart samples. How wicked would that be, i mean,
seriously


 

offline datautel from hardcore (Russia) on 2007-03-09 15:59 [#02060414]
Points: 413 Status: Lurker



salads with peas and corn can do that :)
get ready for RUMBLE!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 17:33 [#02060448]
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*waits*


 


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