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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 00:13 [#02059686]
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Can I hear some more of your beautiful singing, my beautiful nightengale? If you want to,. can you... hold me?..
while you sing to me?
<3 <3 <3
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Chin Bwoy Phat
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 01:45 [#02059697]
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weirdo
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obara
from Utrecht on 2007-03-08 02:29 [#02059703]
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lol
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 02:48 [#02059708]
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Bill Joy rules. Watch this at 14:36:
LAZY_BILL_JOY
"right... right!... RIGHT! RIGHT!!!, GET TO THE FUCKING POINT MOTHERFUCKER! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL! WASTIN' MY DAMN TIME WITH YOUR REDUNDANT BLOATED RETARDED INBECILE QUESTIONS. SHIT!"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 02:59 [#02059713]
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ha ha, like 19:04, he just stares at him silently as a response indicating no question was even asked.
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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-03-08 03:06 [#02059719]
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Staz only sings when you rub his back with aloe vera
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:10 [#02059721]
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You don't have to tell me twice!
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-03-08 03:39 [#02059728]
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GAY
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:40 [#02059729]
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Spamigation is mass litigation conducted to intimidate large numbers of people.[1] The term was coined by Brad Templeton of the Electronic Frontier Foundation to explain the tactics of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), which files large numbers of lawsuits against individuals for file sharing, and DirecTV, which once filed large numbers of lawsuits against users of smart cards.[2]
Spamigation lawsuits are evidently rather inexpensive to conduct, which results in one source claiming that the RIAA actually makes more money from settlements in these cases than it costs to file the lawsuits.[3] Because of the costs of mounting a legal defense, almost all defendants in these cases tend to settle.[4][5] The RIAA then uses the money from these settlements to "file more suits."[6]
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:46 [#02059732]
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no, ghey!
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Chin Bwoy Phat
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:54 [#02059736]
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If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
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vveerrgg
from life (Canada) on 2007-03-08 07:46 [#02059803]
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what if the icecube isn't in their mouth?
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Chin Bwoy Phat
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 07:56 [#02059805]
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then they won't be choking
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 07:57 [#02059806]
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w M w W m W m W m M w M
fuck off
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staz
on 2007-03-08 12:06 [#02059870]
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i just hooked my microphone back last night, so i will try to create a little monument to you later tonight, w M w.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:11 [#02059872]
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Oh... bliss !! !! !! !!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:40 [#02059876]
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Staz made me my very own hymn. It makes me cry every time I listen to it.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 12:46 [#02059879]
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I always wondered what country you were really from.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:48 [#02059881]
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Oh.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:57 [#02059889]
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When the robots come, the governments will decide they no longer need citizens.
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-03-08 13:03 [#02059890]
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Sometimes I just wanna take Staz and shake him and yell "can you please pay some attention to the pinned topic on the top of the messageboard, you goddamn fingerfucker!?!". But I normally just go out, staning barefoot in the feet for some time, and when I get back in, I'm calm once again
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staz
on 2007-03-08 13:11 [#02059891]
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oops
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 13:12 [#02059893]
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It's almost like all topics are pinned besides those because you automatically ignore them. Almost... but not quite. But then again... maybe!
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staz
on 2007-03-08 13:13 [#02059894]
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Yeah, I always ignore them because they're always up there, looming... Kind of like royalty, y'know.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 17:25 [#02059957]
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ok i made a song, the lyrics:
i like to stick my dick in coffee i like to make love to a robot i like to sit on the internet forums it's a nice place to find girlfriends
some days i go out to the desert sit down with my laptop and masturbate lubrication and sun tan lotion my penis is in constant motion
ian knoll knows what i like he's been flogging me with eight inch spikes puts on a dress and sings along with me then he ejaculates on tridenti ooh baby
jerk off in the heat feel the fancy beat go to techno school woofter in the pool
mp3 soon
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staz
on 2007-03-08 17:34 [#02059960]
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mp3!!!
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oyvinto
on 2007-03-08 17:36 [#02059961]
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i saved it
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-03-08 17:38 [#02059962]
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v good!
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oyvinto
on 2007-03-08 17:45 [#02059963]
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hah, coolness
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:37 [#02059981]
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When I wear headphones I feel like you're cooing right in my ear, so I lean toward the side to try and kiss you.. but alas, you are not there physically. It's like only my ears were able to transcend into whatever wonderful dimension you come from... but if I close my eyes and rub my hand on my thigh while listening to this hauntingly beautiful siren song.. I can somehow, just barely, bear the pain of being without you.
I feel like I downloaded it directly into my testicles.
Thank god, I needed that. May this message find you, and find you well, on the 'morrow, my goddess.
Yours Truly, Ian Knoll
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staz
on 2007-03-08 18:48 [#02059987]
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i'm watching this abysmal comedy on tv about a black and fat white guy accidentally going on an all gay cruise. i kinda feel like them right now.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:52 [#02059989]
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Did the white guy just paint himself black? Please talk to me more sweety.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 18:53 [#02059990]
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i'm eating an orange and listening to a podcast
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:55 [#02059991]
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Mmm...
...You're hunky.
Well I have to go now, but thanks for the lovely song my special little dumpling.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 18:57 [#02059992]
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yr welcome
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:58 [#02059993]
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SHUT UP FAG!
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staz
on 2007-03-08 18:59 [#02059994]
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i hate you mother
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 19:13 [#02059997]
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Oh woo woo woo, I'm sorry. Let's make up. Did you have incest with your father today like I asked you to? After you do that and take out the garbage, come watch 'mork & mindy' with me on the couch and snuggle. And for heavens sake, take your clothes off. You know I don't like you walking around with satan's coverings. Your momma wants to see you naked as the day god and I brought you into this world. Get the photo album when you come back so we can look at it during the commercials.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 19:19 [#02060005]
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i am crying and not sure why
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 19:24 [#02060009]
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Who waaaants a ticckole piiiie?
ticole, ticole, ticoooooole!
Ah, my little snuggy bear.
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staz
on 2007-03-08 21:47 [#02060038]
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think of dwarves beating your face whilst their gargantuan, feces covered dicks are pounding at your naked belly
and you're all laughing and crying and climaxing simultaneously
this is the theme to that scene
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 22:17 [#02060043]
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That's pretty.
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