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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 00:13 [#02059686]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Can I hear some more of your beautiful singing, my
beautiful nightengale? If you want to,. can you... hold
me?..
while you sing to me?

<3 <3 <3


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 01:45 [#02059697]
Points: 574 Status: Lurker



weirdo


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-03-08 02:29 [#02059703]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



lol


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 02:48 [#02059708]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Bill Joy rules. Watch this at 14:36:

LAZY_BILL_JOY

"right... right!... RIGHT! RIGHT!!!, GET TO THE FUCKING
POINT MOTHERFUCKER! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL! WASTIN' MY
DAMN TIME WITH YOUR REDUNDANT BLOATED RETARDED
INBECILE QUESTIONS. SHIT!"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 02:59 [#02059713]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



ha ha, like 19:04, he just stares at him silently as a
response indicating no question was even asked.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-03-08 03:06 [#02059719]
Points: 3121 Status: Lurker



Staz only sings when you rub his back with aloe vera


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:10 [#02059721]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Sclah: #02059719



You don't have to tell me twice!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-03-08 03:39 [#02059728]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



GAY


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:40 [#02059729]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Spamigation is mass litigation conducted to intimidate large
numbers of people.[1] The term was coined by Brad Templeton
of the Electronic Frontier Foundation to explain the tactics
of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA),
which files large numbers of lawsuits against individuals
for file sharing, and DirecTV, which once filed large
numbers of lawsuits against users of smart cards.[2]

Spamigation lawsuits are evidently rather inexpensive to
conduct, which results in one source claiming that the RIAA
actually makes more money from settlements in these cases
than it costs to file the lawsuits.[3] Because of the costs
of mounting a legal defense, almost all defendants in these
cases tend to settle.[4][5] The RIAA then uses the money
from these settlements to "file more suits."[6]


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:46 [#02059732]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to cygnus: #02059728



no, ghey!


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 03:54 [#02059736]
Points: 574 Status: Lurker



If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey
presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2007-03-08 07:46 [#02059803]
Points: 846 Status: Lurker



what if the icecube isn't in their mouth?


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 07:56 [#02059805]
Points: 574 Status: Lurker



then they won't be choking


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 07:57 [#02059806]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



w M w
W m W
m W m
M w M

fuck off


Attached picture

 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 12:06 [#02059870]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



i just hooked my microphone back last night, so i will try
to create a little monument to you later tonight, w M w.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:11 [#02059872]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Oh... bliss !! !!
!! !!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:40 [#02059876]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Staz made me my very own hymn. It makes me cry every time I
listen to it.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 12:46 [#02059879]
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I always wondered what country you were really from.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:48 [#02059881]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02059879



Oh.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 12:57 [#02059889]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



When the robots come, the governments will decide they no
longer need citizens.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-03-08 13:03 [#02059890]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Sometimes I just wanna take Staz and shake him and yell "can
you please pay some attention to the pinned topic on the top
of the messageboard, you goddamn fingerfucker!?!". But I
normally just go out, staning barefoot in the feet for some
time, and when I get back in, I'm calm once again


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 13:11 [#02059891]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to mortsto-x: #02059890



oops


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 13:12 [#02059893]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



It's almost like all topics are pinned besides those
because you automatically ignore them. Almost... but not
quite. But then again... maybe!


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 13:13 [#02059894]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02059893



Yeah, I always ignore them because they're always up there,
looming... Kind of like royalty, y'know.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 17:25 [#02059957]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



ok i made a song, the lyrics:

i like to stick my dick in coffee
i like to make love to a robot
i like to sit on the internet forums
it's a nice place to find girlfriends

some days i go out to the desert
sit down with my laptop and masturbate
lubrication and sun tan lotion
my penis is in constant motion

ian knoll knows what i like
he's been flogging me with eight inch spikes
puts on a dress and sings along with me
then he ejaculates on tridenti
ooh baby

jerk off in the heat
feel the fancy beat
go to techno school
woofter in the pool

mp3 soon


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 17:34 [#02059960]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



mp3!!!


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-03-08 17:36 [#02059961]
Points: 8197 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



i saved it


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-03-08 17:38 [#02059962]
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v good!


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-03-08 17:45 [#02059963]
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hah, coolness


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:37 [#02059981]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



When I wear headphones I feel like you're cooing right in my
ear, so I lean toward the side to try and kiss you.. but
alas, you are not there physically. It's like only my ears
were able to transcend into whatever wonderful dimension you
come from... but if I close my eyes and rub my hand on my
thigh while listening to this hauntingly beautiful siren
song.. I can somehow, just barely, bear the pain of being
without you.

I feel like I downloaded it directly into my testicles.

Thank god, I needed that. May this message find you, and
find you well, on the 'morrow, my goddess.

Yours Truly,
Ian Knoll


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 18:48 [#02059987]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02059981



i'm watching this abysmal comedy on tv about a black and fat
white guy accidentally going on an all gay cruise. i kinda
feel like them right now.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:52 [#02059989]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02059987



Did the white guy just paint himself black? Please talk to
me more sweety.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 18:53 [#02059990]
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i'm eating an orange and listening to a podcast


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:55 [#02059991]
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Mmm...

...You're hunky.

Well I have to go now, but thanks for the lovely song my
special little dumpling.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 18:57 [#02059992]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02059991



yr welcome


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:58 [#02059993]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02059992



SHUT UP FAG!


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 18:59 [#02059994]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02059993



i hate you mother


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 19:13 [#02059997]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02059994



Oh woo woo woo, I'm sorry. Let's make up.
Did you have incest with your father today like I asked you
to? After you do that and take out the garbage, come watch
'mork & mindy' with me on the couch and snuggle. And for
heavens sake, take your clothes off. You know I don't like
you walking around with satan's coverings. Your momma
wants to see you naked as the day god and I brought you into
this world. Get the photo album when you come back so we can
look at it during the commercials.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 19:19 [#02060005]
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i am crying and not sure why


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 19:24 [#02060009]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02060005



Who waaaants a ticckole piiiie?

ticole, ticole, ticoooooole!

Ah, my little snuggy bear.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 21:47 [#02060038]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02060009



think of dwarves beating your face whilst their gargantuan,
feces covered dicks are pounding at your naked belly

and you're all laughing and crying and climaxing
simultaneously

this is the theme to that scene


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 22:17 [#02060043]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02060038



That's pretty.


 


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