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offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-02 03:10 [#02057154]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>PPPPPrrruurrrrrrrrrp.

Sorbitol is found in a lot of products now-a-days, but my
golly gosh, does it give us (a lot of people) flatulence.
I really like my chewing gum, but it contains so much
sorbitol, so, for want of fresher breath I end up farting
like a trooper anyway, so, what's it to be? Bad breath or
farty bump burps?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-03-02 03:17 [#02057156]
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Haha... I didnt know it caused the bum to burp. Is there no
artificial sweetener without dreadful side effects?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-03-02 03:31 [#02057163]
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yes there is

you

 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-02 03:38 [#02057169]
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I'm ok with aspartime, i think. maybe is't the silent but
deadly kind of side-effect!
oooooooohhhh. But, in the past I have used harsher chemical
substances which have probably caused a lot more irreperable
damage to my body than a bit of sassy sorbitol.

The avatar is not of me by the way...it's my friend Jayne. I
think i put it up because trying to find out how the fuck to
get a picture to be the right size for the freaking system!
I can't seem to find another picture of anything of the
right size to change it.

>>>FRRRuuup>>>>>>>>

Chewing gum anyone?

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2007-03-02 03:40 [#02057172]
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just go with good ol' sugar

 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-03-02 03:45 [#02057175]
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I'm not saying that aspartame causes cancer, but I'm not
convinced that it doesnt


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-03-02 03:49 [#02057178]
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funny

 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-03-02 04:25 [#02057189]
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People distrust scary substances with chemical names, but
are more than happy to stuff themselves with all-natural,
wholesome nutrients like lard and sugar.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-03-04 15:23 [#02058172]
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lesser of two evils, maybe?

 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2007-03-04 16:06 [#02058177]
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dude you should totally make a thread about this

 

offline staz on 2007-03-04 16:37 [#02058178]
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i don't think that's a good enough reason not to stay away
from that stuff.


 

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