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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-28 05:36 [#02056106]
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good article

First physical proof of nonnative-to-Earth humanoids!

 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-28 05:38 [#02056108]
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"was forced to have sex with an aggressive humanoid female
aboard a landed UFO."

alien rape!

 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-28 05:41 [#02056109]
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"this isn't the way"

ahahahaha thanks for this cygnus. This is undoubtably the
funiest article i've read all week.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-28 05:47 [#02056112]
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I got kinda scared reading the description of the encounter
and it's kinda making it hard for me to go to sleep. I like
the idea that there are extra-terrestrials but I do not like
the idea that an encounter so startling would ever occur.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-28 05:52 [#02056114]
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It's real man!! They tested the DNA, and it's impossible it
could've come from someone typical of that racial group!


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2007-02-28 05:52 [#02056115]
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Oh come onnnnnnnn. I bet you'd love that shit to happen to
you!! a blonde girl with big eyes pushing your head into her
tits as an asian girl watched
seriously :D

 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-28 05:53 [#02056117]
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Oh man, i'd love it. If I was in that guys position, I would
undoubtably attempt to give those aliens a good buggering.
Extraterestrial poopy dick, baby!

I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-28 06:03 [#02056128]
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I'd definitely do it

But what about the awkwardness? I'd be so stunned, so
"startled" and frightened by the suddenness of these two
unearthly chicks wanting to bang me. I'd just freeze.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-28 06:06 [#02056132]
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Attached picture

 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-02-28 06:10 [#02056137]
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she's definitly looking for trouble exposing those like
that.


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-28 06:41 [#02056159]
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pesky aliens.

i wouldn't mind some hot blonde abducting me and forcing me
to have sex though. well, the forcing part probably
wouldn't prove necessary in my case....


 

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