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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 18:52 [#02054584]
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I just discovered this like, 15 minutes ago. Its like
harmonic 33 and BOC doing disco. I suggest everyone check it
out, because its awesome.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-23 18:59 [#02054587]
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Excuse me, please.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-23 19:00 [#02054589]
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watfrom


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 19:01 [#02054591]
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I know I know. Will you stop reminding me. It was 5 years
ago, and nothing you can do can bring either of them back
again, so stop trying to make me feel guilty.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 19:03 [#02054592]
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If its the BOC comparison, its actually more of a harmonic
33 sound. They just use similar pro one sounds that BOC
seems to like to us.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-23 19:04 [#02054593]
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There was no need to leave the axe lying right in front
of the camera
! You could have left the poor wee girls
with some dignity :*(


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 19:06 [#02054595]
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Well, I did leave their clothes on.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-23 19:10 [#02054596]
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Genuine HeHe.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-23 19:35 [#02054597]
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Interesting stuff. Dude seems to have a thing for vintage
porn stars. I count two referenced in those four songs.

Myspace


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2007-02-23 19:40 [#02054599]
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Good stuff! Thanks for the heads up...


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 20:50 [#02054623]
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Your not allowed to comment on this picture fleetmouse. I
have heard enough out of you setting fire to vintage
synthesizers to ban you from looking at pictures like this
for life.


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-23 22:48 [#02054630]
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What with the enormous chip on your shoulder and the
gearlust monkey on your back I'd imagine you have one hell
of a hunch.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-23 23:23 [#02054635]
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I have no chips, just facts.

However, I do have a big monkey on my back. And its about
the same shape and size as that VC3 in the picture.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-24 09:19 [#02054715]
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Is that the one that looks like a baby astronaut's potty
training chair from the 1950s?


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-24 09:42 [#02054717]
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I have Vertical Tones and Horizontal Noise.

It is great.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-24 10:37 [#02054726]
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what's that picture from?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-24 11:49 [#02054750]
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Shining, The?


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2007-02-24 11:56 [#02054756]
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I really hate to burst your bubble, but it's called a VCS3
not VC3 :p


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-24 12:59 [#02054799]
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I know. I hate the fact that this website doesn't have an
edit button. Its like catering to the trolls because its
only there to stop them.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-24 13:00 [#02054800]
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There were no baby astronauts in the fifties.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-24 14:09 [#02054821]
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You know nothing of the human life cycle.

Nothing.

Were you hatched?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-02-24 14:15 [#02054823]
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So you get out of the plane and two hours later you're in
the cab, smooth black German bruiser, sugar transmission,
and the driver's called Florian or Klaus or Ralf with a big
mustache and a chunky gold ankh round his neck and he
swooshes into fourth and away you glide tick-tock-tick-tock
through the elegant-decadent downtown overpass purring and
thudding past a stream of silverchrome doorways until a
little metal claw slips a pill through the hatch and the
rearviews are starting to twizzle as Florian or Ralf or
Klaus' mustache turns into crystal and the steel and burnt
glass swishes past tick-tock-tick-tock and suddenly there's
Marc Bolan like a giant grasshopper puffing his sweaty Greek
hips through Roland's flute at the side of the autobahn.
Klaus/Florian/Ralf glints and pops you a space
interrogation, his big glitterball bug eyes swiveling as you
pull up to the Arctic insect roller-rink, the shimmery
mutant discotheque where the bugs with big brains strut
about to the alpha centauri disco boom, dodging the robot
drummer boot boys, peeping at John Carpenter sucking face of
Wonka in the chocolate bubblespace saucer monitors.

Back in the cab and it's off to Linda's Jolt Club, face
crawling through your pants as Roger Delgados do bugdust
deals on the leather bowl tables blown by beetle-head bubble
babes, watching out for the GI with a buckknife and his
Oberheim spacehopper whoosh whoosh whoosh until you wake up
dusted on the blue sand chill dunes, head spinning like a
hoverfly with a boner. fingers twitching, then you're back
in the car squeezed between two buxom whistling bee chick
sweeties who rustle their moist feather-jewel eyes and shoot
you hard with a pump-pump-pump, crooning stellar soul moans
all the while and you all duck the silvery frisbeeflies
overhead and Florian or Ralf of Klaus twists his vagina and
turns into Roland right in front of your pinwheeling peepers
and your eyes titter and swoon as they're sucked oscillating
like Düsseldorf yo-yos into the giggling, dribbling,
surf-wet empe


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-02-24 14:16 [#02054824]
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ror machine


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-24 17:08 [#02054865]
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Your stretching with that one.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-24 17:29 [#02054872]
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Yes. Correct.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-24 21:54 [#02054910]
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Anyways I liked your fucking shit biscuit music you
recommended.

the end


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-24 22:31 [#02054918]
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OK. Well its settled then. You like shit biscuits.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-24 22:46 [#02054919]
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I'm noticing a pattern here. I say something and you repeat
it back to me in a slightly altered form. It's like having a
conversation with a furby. It's boring. Don't you have any
of your own ideas?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-02-25 07:14 [#02055001]
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Nothing quite as clever as asking me if I was hatched, I
will admit. But your the one who claims to like shit
biscuits.

I guess I better get back to taking naked pictures of your
mom.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-25 08:04 [#02055008]
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Ha ha! Do you want a kleenex, miss drippy?


 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2007-02-25 08:06 [#02055010]
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Hey, look, the guy with the hot dog avatar and the guy with
the monkey avatar are having an argument! If this e-fight
gets any more out of hand, we will have to call in the
Interweb Fuzz to sort out the situation.


 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2007-02-25 08:07 [#02055013]
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The Emperor Machine are very good, by the way.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-02-25 08:07 [#02055014]
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Pretty nice stuff!


 


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