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It is just me, or do Lynx products smell sweaty? It's almost as if they're trying to help you hang on to some masculine "muskyness" or something. Flip up the cap and have a niff, there's definitely a tang of BO in there. What's wrong with just smelling clean? Thank god for Right Guard unscented. |
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I stopped using deodorant when I was about 14. I despise the synthetic gag-causing stink that is deodorant. I prefer a person to smell like a person, not a particularly cheap and nasty air freshener. |
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Lynx is an evil company that adopts kids with down syndrome then secretely herds them into a hot cramped room where they're forced to ride all day on excercize bikes, so that they can collect their crotch sweat to make deodorant from. |
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Well. Downies have to have some use on this planet for the 30 or so years they're inflicted upon the rest of us. |
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I bet you love it when girls have perfume so heavy that when they walk by you feel your eyes sting and the oxygen is displaced. If I'm going to be doing something sedantry, I don't wear deoderent. If I'm going to be doing something where I'm likely to be sweating (or if it's just really hot), I'll usually try and use something oderless. |
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Ugh, perfume really bothers me. I don't mind a gentle, subtle scent; it can be extremely alluring. But when some bitch comes near me and her synthetic stinking forcefield strikes at twenty paces, I think public flogging should be re-introduced. Flay that overly-doused skin 'til it flakes, I say. |
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But why do they make a deoderant that smells like sweat? WTF, duuude, WTF??!?!?!! |
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swift_jams your spost to be on hiatus. |
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male sweat actually turns women on (scientific fact) |
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it isn't really worse than axe: most of their deodorants somehow go "rotten" after you've worn them for twenty minutes, and then they smell like urine. |
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the first two weeks of school our year level lockers were all crammed with heeaps of people in one area. and its summer with 30-40 degree weather. theres nothing worse than being very warm, in an area full of other very warm people, with the foul smell of BO with hints of deodorant in the warm unbreathable air... |
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Yeah, when there's just a small hint of the kind that gives you a small "oh, smells good" when you first meet her that day and then it kind of goes away, or it stays, but if it does, you have to concentrate to smell it again. |
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It's best to wear Right Guard unscented, then a little bit of quality aftershave. Diesel zero plus is nice. |
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They are the same thing. Axe is just marketed as Lynx in the UK. |
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instant 14 year old |
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lol yeah, but there are guys in their 30s were I work wearing it, classy huh? |
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Axe / Lynx have got some classy names, like Voodoo, Conviciton, .. Vice was a new one I saw. I do like the androgynous octogenarian whiff of Nivea so all my bathroom products, deodorant, after shave balm, shaving foam, are from them. I don't have the hand cream though and that's the ultimate source of Nivea. |
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The best deodorant I ever had was an Imperial Leather one but it was on the market for approximately 8 seconds. It's the equivalent to me of Phobia's fabled TNT. |
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Oh, right... Why? |
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The word "Axe" has sexual connotations in the UK, particularly in the East. |
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"I'm gonna axe you, baby" ? |
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'deoderant' |
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Yeah, yeah alright....."deodOrant", then. |
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Lynx must be diffferent in the UK cause its fine here.. I use Lynx Africa, its awesome. |
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Africa and Java are the really horrible musty sweaty gym shorts ones. I dont like the deodorants, they dont work. The shower gels are okay. I prefer a bar of soap, i get kind of pissed off by the way people have been lead to believe they need at least three different kinds of soap when in fact they are all just soap which should be very cheap |
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I always quite liked lynx atlantis, but yeah.. it has a definite "still at school" vibe about it. Right Guard is ok as it is practically odourless and keeps you nice and dry. Sure for men is pretty good too. For aftershave, I like versace blue (and its pretty cheap too) and ysl m7. |
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