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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-02-09 05:09 [#02047754]
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Upon my death, I'd like to be given the opportunity to be able to view all of time. Scanning back and forth through the development of earth and the cosmos, like a videotape, but without the restrictions of viewing it on a television screen. I would be an omnipresent being eating popcorn from my cloud while laughing at the fools carrying on down below, and if I get tired of watching the romans digging their graves I can move forward a few thousand years and watch another civilization to the same thing over again.
What do you want from death?
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 05:12 [#02047755]
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i'd like his scythe
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-09 05:22 [#02047759]
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Fairly quick, fairly painless, for a purpose.
After death I'd like to live in a society a bit like the Jehovah's reckon heaven will be like, but obviously with better music and fast cars and bikes.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-09 05:24 [#02047760]
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Yeah, fast cars is a MUST for any heaven!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 05:40 [#02047767]
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rest
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staz
on 2007-02-09 05:41 [#02047768]
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for everyone to shut the fuck up
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2007-02-09 05:42 [#02047770]
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re-insertion into the creator
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-09 05:58 [#02047775]
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And hopefully, without them knocking on your door every 10 minutes too.
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uzim
on 2007-02-09 06:09 [#02047778]
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i'd like everyone to have their own, private fantasy world in which you could basically invent, live, do whatever you want. you'd be a god or/and a goddess in your own world, except for one thing maybe: you couldn't create real living beings or do bad things to them. when you'd want to meet other beings, there would also be an infinite ghost universe in which you could meet anyone when they'd come out of their world. in this universe, there would be replicas of earth at various times, other planets, and all kinds of other places, every place someone ever imagined... of course it wouldn't be easy to recognize and meet people from your previous life, since you don't know what they'd look like now nor where they would be in this infinite world, but it's not like you'd be in a hurry anyway since you would have all the time you want. you could invite other dead people into your world as well. basically you'd have a great, almost absolute freedom. you could choose not to feel boredom or pain, you could escape anytime you want, you could have every record in the world and in other world as well, you could live in a wonderful romantic place just with your lover for as long as you want as long as he/she wants it as well... etc. and you could choose to end all this if you wanted. then i don't know what would come afterwards.
...of course, i don't seriously believe in this, i think that it's most likely that when you die you just die, it's over, you don't exist anymore. which isn't such a bad thing after all: if this is true, i can imagine whatever i want as a possible afterlife - i won't be there to be deceived when it doesn't come. i think it's much better than these horrible stories of damned souls, eternal heaven and eternal hell without any hope or whatever.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2007-02-09 06:30 [#02047784]
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bullshit
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2007-02-09 06:30 [#02047785]
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short, very painful and nada afterwards
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 06:32 [#02047786]
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I stress a lot.
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zero-cool
on 2007-02-09 06:43 [#02047791]
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to inject my vein with black ink
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-09 06:45 [#02047793]
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xlt v2
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2007-02-09 06:53 [#02047797]
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Would you if you weren't going to die?
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pigster
from melbs on 2007-02-09 07:02 [#02047800]
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everyone i've ever hated, a jerrycan and a match. i kid i kid. i'm not too fussed really, as long as there are two trees with a hammock tied in between.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 07:08 [#02047801]
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yep.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2007-02-09 09:16 [#02047855]
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Why?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-09 10:56 [#02047884]
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I want things to play out exactly like they do in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
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jkd
from Twitch City (Canada) on 2007-02-09 10:57 [#02047885]
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I would like for the curtain to be pulled back, and the truth to be revealed. I would like to understand why it is that anything at all exists. I would like to understand *everything*. I want in on the secret.
I also want to never come back.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 11:00 [#02047886]
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some Baileys
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cx
from Norway on 2007-02-09 11:26 [#02047902]
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i don't want to die
if anyone has any suggestions to stop me from dying ever id appreciate it.
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2007-02-09 11:59 [#02047933]
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best bits and a big reunion
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-02-09 12:02 [#02047936]
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I'd like to be reincarnated as someone that isn't an ugly bastard and a twat. Non-existence sounds good too, though.
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ebolawasher
from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-02-09 12:04 [#02047938]
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I just want to be the last, in my immediate family, to die.
I'm a man of valour and honour.
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Rostasky
from United States on 2007-02-09 12:05 [#02047939]
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Anna Nicole Smith : (
Nah, he can have her.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-09 12:08 [#02047942]
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ebolawasher: Well, you know how you can arrange that...
Exaph: A sort of celestial "This is your life", then?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 12:14 [#02047946]
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Because I find it hard to convince myself not to stress about the things I stress about, and the stress isn't related to not having enough time left of my life, but about doing what I'm doing, what I want to do, what I want to do, but can't do and what I feel I have to do, and doing it well.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-02-09 12:16 [#02047948]
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I know what to do, babe.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 12:24 [#02047950]
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Maybe I should take Monoids advice?
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-02-09 12:27 [#02047953]
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What, and kill yourself?
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oyvinto
on 2007-02-09 12:28 [#02047957]
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if you do i will download all your music
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 12:30 [#02047958]
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Rape someone.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 12:30 [#02047959]
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YEAH, I'M ON IT Y'KNWO!
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2007-02-09 13:31 [#02047972]
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I want interactive statistics. I want to know how many pounds of bugs I've eaten, then I want to relive them all in a stylish montage. I want to know how much time I spent sleeping. The times I came closest to dying. How many times I said certain words or thought certain thoughts. A complete record of every dream I've ever had. Things like that.
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chaosmachine
from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-02-09 13:36 [#02047974]
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we actually have all that on file, but i'm afraid you can't see the records without filing a FOIA request.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 13:43 [#02047979]
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life.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-02-09 14:54 [#02048006]
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release from xltronic
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 16:46 [#02048045]
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FREEDOM! well, that's what mel gibson seemed to want.
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thatne
from United States on 2007-02-09 19:28 [#02048140]
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i just want some free peace and quiet.
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rad smiles
on 2007-02-09 20:01 [#02048153]
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72 virgins
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-10 08:34 [#02048271]
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Xltronic v.3
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-02-10 09:41 [#02048294]
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An Afterlife
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sirmailbox
from chicago area (United States) on 2007-02-10 09:53 [#02048304]
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IDDQD IDDFK IDCLIP and IDCLEV ##
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2007-02-10 09:56 [#02048307]
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reincarnation, if possible.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-02-10 18:35 [#02048479]
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escape from the limitations that this material world binds us to. conversion into light energy spread across all matter. basically what we can't possibly fathom from our measely five senses. limitless knowledge and freedom from the restrictions of time.
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