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offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-02-07 12:08 [#02046543]
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So a lady at work, her neighbours had a dog, quite a large
Bull-mastiff, which was kept in the garden while they were
out at work during the day. But he kept climbing up on a
mound of mud piled up against a brick wall at the end of the
garden, jumping about five foot to the ground and running
around the road behind their house, barking at people. To
solve this problem, they put the dog on a nice long leash so
it could run around the small garden without escaping.
So these people drive home from work Monday night, finding a
police car and a crowd of onlookers standing behind their
house.
The poor sod had jumped over the wall and hung himself.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-07 12:13 [#02046546]
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:( :( :(


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2007-02-07 12:15 [#02046547]
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dogs arre stupid/


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-07 12:16 [#02046548]
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Why didn't the stupid sods move the pile of earth? And
anyway, I bet their neighbors are pleased there's not some
stupid fucking unattended dog barking all day, if I was that
neighbour I'd have taken the opportunity to hang the fucking
thing myself.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-07 12:46 [#02046557]
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I couldn't help doing a small LOL


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-02-07 12:50 [#02046561]
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so i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license
plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything
i could say that this cab was rare but i thought man forget
ir yo holmes to bel air


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2007-02-07 12:54 [#02046563]
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haha


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2007-02-07 12:55 [#02046566]
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come on that one is so 2006


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-07 13:01 [#02046572]
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something similar happens in the movie 187 with sam
jackson.



 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-02-07 13:06 [#02046574]
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What happens?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-07 13:48 [#02046630]
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why didnt they put a sign up telling the dog not to jump
over the fence?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-02-07 13:49 [#02046632]
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dogs aint know how to read sugar

*giggle*


 

offline nuc from outer space (United States) on 2007-02-07 14:33 [#02046664]
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that's sad


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-07 17:29 [#02046787]
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mild lol


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-08 04:08 [#02046956]
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+1.



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 04:19 [#02046960]
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couldnt really have forseen it i suppose. ah well.



 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-08 04:52 [#02046971]
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I see nothing funny in the dead of a poor animal for the
fault of his fucking imbecile caretakers. They're the ones
who should have died. Not an innocent animal.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 04:56 [#02046972]
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i think the problem is one of keeping pets (i.e. cats and
dogs) in tight urban areas. if it runs around then it will
piss people off. if theres enough room this wont happen and
then theres no need to tie it up. but its a pretty extreme
case, and probably nothing will come of it.


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-08 05:00 [#02046974]
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I have two dogs and a rabbit in a tight urban area.
Never had a problem.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 05:01 [#02046977]
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depends on the dog i suppose. if it runs around
pissing people off, then its much better off with an owner
in the country.


 


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