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guarantee most of you wont get this right.
 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:26 [#02042424]
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your in your car and you see three people at a bus stop,
your best friend who you owe a favor to, the woman of your
dreams and an old woman who is about to die. who do you give
a ride?


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:28 [#02042427]
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this was used as a job interview question.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-31 19:29 [#02042431]
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Well, personally, I would give a ride to the best friend,
who wants an old lady stinking up your car with her eau
du corpse
?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-31 19:29 [#02042432]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



the woman who will die, because life is more important than
sex. In fact, you shouldn't have sex before marriage anyway,
you lovely thin boy-rat.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-31 19:32 [#02042434]
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is the woman of my dreams the sister of my best friend who i
owe a favor to? if so,then i will rescue their dying
mother/aunt/grandmother in order to makeup for my debt to my
best friend, and then get laid


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:33 [#02042435]
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marlowe, CS2x, you didnt get the job lol.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-31 19:33 [#02042437]
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How's being a bus driver working out for you?


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:33 [#02042438]
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the question can't be right done, because i would put the
three in my car.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:34 [#02042440]
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3 people cygnus.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-31 19:35 [#02042441]
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A pubic-hair-ridden child rat.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:35 [#02042442]
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so far no ones answered it the way the guy who got the job
did.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-31 19:37 [#02042445]
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I will: Have a tug of war with some other boys, use those
skinny child-boy-rat-leg muscles, go on, muscles, not like
the calves of a cow, the calves of a man, strong legs, good
legs, legs like a powerful tree trunk.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-31 19:38 [#02042447]
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you save the old woman cause she's the beautiful woman's
daughter who is also your friend's sister


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-31 19:38 [#02042448]
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Oh is it: you give a ride to the old lady, thereby doing
your friend the favour of being alone with the hot girl so
he can better make her acquaintance?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-31 19:39 [#02042449]
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or you dont give any of them a ride cause you need to be to
work on time


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:39 [#02042450]
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no shes not.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-31 19:39 [#02042451]
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You are truly wise, marlowe. Do you think, with such wisdom,
life will be a positive blast of fresh air?


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:39 [#02042452]
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your on your day off lol.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:41 [#02042453]
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the woman needs to be droven to the hospital she wouldnt die
if you gave her a ride to the hospital jagoff.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:41 [#02042454]
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i would trample the old grandma and my friend and fuck with
the lady


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2007-01-31 19:42 [#02042455]
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Is this like the magic school bus or something?


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:42 [#02042456]
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good answer but still not the one the interview was looking
for, but your all thinking out of the box.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-31 19:42 [#02042457]
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Life is what you make of it - I've learnt one thing:
negativity leads to a bleak emptiness and life of perpetual
worthlessness.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:43 [#02042458]
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ok...that was off topic marlowe.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:44 [#02042463]
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i wonder how long it will be before anyone even answers the
question right. maybe i should just tell you?


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-01-31 19:44 [#02042464]
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do they even want a fucking ride?
how do you know the old woman is about to die?

oh no, do you take them all with you on some great teen
adventure where you head to the hospital with a near-dead
woman in your car and it's all hilarious because of the
cock-ups and then you fall in love but the woman dies?



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-31 19:44 [#02042465]
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wait why cant you put them all in your car


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:45 [#02042466]
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Id give a ride to the old lady, then fuck her and make her
my best friend. Thus cancelling out the other two.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:45 [#02042467]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



i would steal the bus and use it to drive everybody to their
right places


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:47 [#02042468]
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the car can only fit 2 people. lol, i cant beleive the
answers iam geting!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:48 [#02042470]
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i know the answer


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-31 19:48 [#02042471]
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Just shut up about it.


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-01-31 19:49 [#02042472]
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me too


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:49 [#02042473]
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what do you think the answer is?


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:50 [#02042474]
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Give your friend the car, to take the old woman to the
hospital, let him have the car and then ride the bus with
the girl of your dreams


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:50 [#02042475]
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i just didnt want to spoil it


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:50 [#02042476]
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come on, think of the most logical answer. your all already
thinking out of the box, thats good.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:51 [#02042477]
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DiaZoHeXagoN!!!!!!! the winner!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:52 [#02042478]
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let your friend ride the hot girl to the hospital and you
stay and fuck/marry with the old woman

or something like that


 

offline OK on 2007-01-31 19:52 [#02042479]
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i give the car to my friend and walk with the girl of my
dreams.. next!


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:52 [#02042480]
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i doubt stefano knew what it was, he was acting like he
knew.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-31 19:52 [#02042481]
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come on dude the old lady is your friends mom and youre
doing him a favor by saving his life and the girl is all
WHAT A MAN and gives you head on the drive back to the bus
stop


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:53 [#02042482]
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AND GET HER INHERITANCE ROFL LMAO


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:54 [#02042483]
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nice roygbivcore, lol.


 

offline OK on 2007-01-31 19:54 [#02042484]
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of course my friend will give a ride to the old woman.


 

offline shady from chicago (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:55 [#02042486]
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i get the feeling that DiaZoHeXagoN heard this somewhere
also.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-31 19:55 [#02042487]
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Oh, OK -- it helps to be American to answer that question,
since "giving someone your ride" as in "giving someone your
car" is an Americanism. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking
to it.


 

offline OK on 2007-01-31 19:55 [#02042488]
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oh shit i didn't win...

old puzzle anyways


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-31 19:55 [#02042489]
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ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? ARE YOU DARING ME? SO I DARE YOU! LETS
DO A RIDDLE CONSTEST


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2007-01-31 19:56 [#02042490]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



really? damn I was just kidding, I dont think my friend
would want my poor old car.


 


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