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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:04 [#02035368]
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before you think about it too consciously, how is your
tongue positioned in your mouth right now? Flat against the
top roof of your mouth, or not touching the roof at all?
Where is the tip of it?


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:10 [#02035369]
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Flat against the top, the tip pressed against the top row of
teeth--and not just resting there; there is some force
behind it. There is also a small pool of saliva on top of
the tongue toward the back of the throat. I just swallowed
it. It felt... cooler than body temperature. Underneath the
tongue, where the gross looking part is, is a small bubble.

Hope this was helpful.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:19 [#02035370]
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Was it like pressed tight against the roof of your mouth,
possibly even making a sort of vacuum, or was there any
space in between for saliva towards the front (or was only
the front part pushed against the roof of your mouth, thus
leaving room for said saliva pool toward the back). Thank
you for participating.


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:32 [#02035371]
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It was, indeed, pressed tightly against the roof of the
mouth, but it was not making any sort of vacuum. There was
no space at all for saliva towards the front. The front part
of the tongue was pressed firmly against the teeth, and the
top of the tongue was pressed against the roof of the mouth
as far back as possible. I have tried, and I am unable to
press the back of my tongue against the top of my mouth.
Maybe this is because the top of my mouth ends sometime
before the back of my tongue begins, or it may be because of
some far more sinister and unknown reason. At any rate, I
believe it is because of this that the saliva pooled upon
the back of the tongue. I have attached a picture of the
gross part of my tongue, with the hopes that you may find it
interesting.


Attached picture

 

offline zero-cool on 2007-01-20 22:45 [#02035374]
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HOT


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:55 [#02035376]
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Are you a real human being? I have heard of these things but
this is the first time I've seen one. I almost took a
picture of me looking all fucked up with insanity crying in
the mirror like normal but chose visual anonymininonyty.
My tongue doesn't produce saliva or something. I shall try
your expert tongue techniques and see if I can decrease my
tongue fungus.

Yours truly,
Yourstruly


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-01-20 23:04 [#02035377]
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resting at front about where my upper teeth meet the roof of
my mouth, not touching anywhere else. my mouth is a little
bit dry from onr or twr substances. cabaret voltaire mix-up
is very good.

Sending image with 1 photon



 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:14 [#02035379]
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I am no more real than anything else is. The object you see
in the photo is what is known as a mouth. Now, the
lighter coloured things that round the parameter of the
gross--those are called teeth. As you can see, I have
several. There is another row of teeth that grow down from
the upper ceiling of the mouth. All of this is surrounded by
fur. The photo shows slightly less than the extent of my
head, which tapers off moderately above the top row of
teeth. In the top of the head are what look like several
wooden doors, but are, in fact, not doors at all, but
drawers. These are what is often referred to as 1st
drawer, 2nd drawer, etc. These drawers contain various
items. For example, 16th drawer is where the bugs live. At
the top of these drawers are two large horn-like
alabaster-coloured protrusions. I carefully balance myself
upon these and rock to and fro in order to move. The rest of
the head is covered in thick fur. If you can
paoiuerpowiaf;jnfd apoieopiu al;dlleiueoiuo anddndue
alpoeupeoieuoie ;ajlpoueee...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:26 [#02035381]
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Initially this information was shocking, scary and
disturbing but now I feel enlightened and more in tune with
this species I supposedly belong to. My drawer is stuck; all
well.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:32 [#02035382]
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If I made that I'd be all like, hey I stored an entire
picture on one photon using absurd quantum mechanic
principles nobody understands... now all we have to do is
FIND that one photon. It should be somewhere in your
catchers mit jim. I think it might have gone through sir; it
was so small and fast. Oh yeah, those damn things move at
the speed of light. Maybe we can slow it down if we aim it
towards some jello. but how will we find it since it is so
small. I don't know fuck science.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-20 23:37 [#02035383]
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front of the tongue flat against the alveolar ridge.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:47 [#02035385]
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penis mouth boy


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:48 [#02035386]
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Picard: Lt. Worf, what are you doing out there?

Lt. Worf: I'm recording something on this photon, sir.

Picard: What are you recording?

Lt. Worf: I'm recording "Worf", sir.

Picard: Why?

Lt. Worf: It's a cunning plan actually.

Picard: Of course it is.

Lt. Worf: You see, you know they say that somewhere there's
a photon torpedo with your name on it?

Picard: Yes?

Lt. Worf: Well, I thought if I owned the photon with my name
on it, I'd never get hit by it, 'cos I won't ever shoot
myself.

Picard: Oh, shame.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 00:00 [#02035388]
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Statler: You know, they are calling this post a runaway
hit.
Waldorf: Yeah, whenever you read it, you want to run away!
Together: Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha!


Attached picture

 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-01-21 00:41 [#02035391]
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guys, wait...


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 01:06 [#02035400]
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Tongues on english muffins topped with homer simpsons gouged
out eyes served with potatoes and ONE bell pepper slice.
That's allll fancy.. you even have a "table". I just use an
empty 18 count egg carton for my table. And I don't have any
containers for liquid; I just drink out of the cartons and
gallon jugs. I did break down and buy some metal utensils
though; it was a good investment.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-21 03:53 [#02035417]
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a bit retracted resting on the bottom


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:58 [#02035419]
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On the bottom? You seem to be in the minority here
you freaking weirdo.


 

offline nacmat on 2007-01-21 04:29 [#02035426]
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laying in the lower part of my mouth

the end is not even touching my teeth, but in its sides it
touches them


 

offline horselover from VALIS (Finland) on 2007-01-21 04:57 [#02035436]
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i had a spoon in my mouth and my tongue wasn't touching
anything!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-21 05:38 [#02035452]
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touching my front teef


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-01-21 05:43 [#02035455]
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on the bottom, touching my lower front teeth just a little
bit. jaws arent closed, slight space between upper and lower
teeth. mouth closed however.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 10:35 [#02035553]
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if only there was such things as smell-o-vision!


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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-21 11:14 [#02035565]
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disgusting


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:22 [#02035569]
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so unhealthy.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-21 11:26 [#02035570]
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Mine is EXACTLY like that as well. My dentist says that my
teeth are near perfect, so it's probably a good thing.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:27 [#02035571]
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Forget that gun. That gun goes
against the entire idea behind
piercing. All of my piercing,
sixteen places on my body, every
one of 'em done with a needle.
Five in each ear. One through the
nipple on my left breast. One
through my right nostril. One
through my left eyebrow. One
through my lip. One in my clit.
And I wear a stud in my tongue.

[...]

It's a sex thing. It helps
fellatio.



 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 13:20 [#02035613]
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It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio
cunilingus.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 14:12 [#02035641]
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The script says: FELLATIO.

Plain & simple.

offtopic: damn, I love Gwen Stefani.

Yolle-yo-leyyo-loooo!!!


 


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