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uncut |
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Post hi-res, plz. I need new background! |
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han jobs.... |
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Tyler Durden would say: "NICE, BIG COCK :)" |
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hang low, sweet chariot. |
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The Red Cross was having an emergency blood drive in our town and I wanted to do my part, so I donated some old dog blood from an old dog I don't need anymore. |
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don't let combo see that! |
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why? :D |
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I always scoffed at alternative healing. Then one day I had a horrible accident and I ran next door to my neighbor, a licensed aromatherapist. She made my broken arm smell really good. |
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It's too late. Funny how that sleeping penis is bigger than mine when I have a boner. |
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How can you tell that from a photograph? There is no external scale. |
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:D Relax Combo! 5" is just fine =] |
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i wonder if your s/n has any reference to your genatalia? perhaps you have both grrl/boy parts? that could explain the less than adequate penis size. not to sound too stereotypical, but you are from france... ;) |
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WHOA! that was a reply to combo, of course. 8-0 |
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French men have smaller than average penises? |
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personally, i wouldn't know. but they do seem to be a little bit more in touch with there feminine sides. if ya catch my drift. |
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That's because French women stink. |
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how did you know? :O my pussy's tight. my cock's just right. porn haiku in it's (w)hole glory. |
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and they're hairy to boot. |
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i didn't, but you just told us! :D |
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I was going to mention their hirsuteness, but didn't want to upset dear old Combo too much. |
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:P anyway. is it true, that most of guys in US were cut? (don't UPSET Combo!!!) |
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i'm sure he's well used to it by now. their hirsuteness and all. |
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Hirsuteness is such a poetic word, don't you agree? |
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yep, 'tis true indeed. |
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agreed. although, i still have to look that one up! |
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I think the word is best used in Algernon Smythe-Williams' poem of 1763, Ameliea, of which I shall quote the opening verse. Amelia Ah! True indeed was thy aloofness, caused by thine hirsuteness; I didst tremble in milked muteness, at Thee, Amelia. I think you'll agree it's a beautiful piece of writing. |
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IT'S A PENIS |
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you never cease to amaze! |
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did you meet them all? :D strange. |
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every single one. |
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If you redraft that sentence and punctuate each word with a full-stop & capitalise the first letter of each word, it becomes a hundred times more powerful: Every. Single. One. You might like to experiment with other punctuation marks. Semi-colons add a certain levity, whilst exclamation marks infuse it with a certain goofy humour. |
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Too. Many. Decisions. |
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Inspired work! |
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what can i say? i'm an apt pupil. |
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Too? Many? Decisions... |
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Awful. |
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:D good night :) and good luck. (with The Prostate, ekhm...). |
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ok, first cock, now pink. ;?] |
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One in the pink... |
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i don't get how we can't have a vag in our avy but we can have a dong. |
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You can't. And swears had better change it to something worksafe very soon or I'll have to take the only step I can to remove it myself, which is deleting his account. |
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LOL Let's have a penis-avatar week. Everybody should use a pic of his own, LIKE SWEARS HAS. omgsh |
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I changed it yonks ago. |
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"better change it to something worksafe very soon" OK, our modest moderator :) What else we CAN'T have in the avatar? what else is a no-no? why cock is a no-no? why pussy's a no-no? |
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I thought the work 'worksafe' would have made the answers to all of those obvious. Unless you're trying to be pedantic, antagonistic or just want to start another of those endless "freedom of expression" debates. Worksafe. Work safe. Safe for work. It's common sense really. It's really really obvious that an image of genitalia would be unacceptable in many places of work. Mine, for instance. I sit back and await attacking and prejudiced cries of "you must be so shit if you work in a place where that's offensive" etc. |
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of course - you are right. why in the name of heaven do you open this forum, or any other forum during work? :D |
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two in the pink, sir... or two in the blood, if you so please. |
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