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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-17 19:58 [#02033838]
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I've been reading various zoophile websites and forums out
of bordem (as you do.) If an animal is willing and happy to
do sexual acts with humans, do you think there is anything
wrong with living a life which involves regular animal-sex?

zoophile forum


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-17 20:33 [#02033841]
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quick post in here before the mods close the thread!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-17 20:35 [#02033842]
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i fuck sheep therefore i am


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-17 20:35 [#02033843]
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[irish]


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-17 21:42 [#02033858]
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quadrepeds have tight vaginas



 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-17 21:46 [#02033861]
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OMG, that forum is insane!!! Do you think these people are
serious???

Qoute;

"Hi. I recently have had a nieghbor move in about 2 blocks
up from my place, we live in the country and he has made the
property he bought into a horse farm.

I am doing what is commonly referred to as "fence hopping" -
going onto other's property to have sex with an animal.

Last night I dressed all in black and snuck into the field,
the horses are kind of jumpy but I slowly gained thier trust
while balancing stealth (kind of hard).

I gained immense trust from the stallion of the group (it
looks like he's the leader, I spent a few hours out there
studying) and he was playing with me and he was a sweet
heart.

I then goto a mare and gain her trust, rubbing her and being
nice. I then preceeded to rub her vagina and insert a
finger, gently massaging her and making sure I wouldn't get
kicked.

The mare lifted her tail, urinated, sniffed the air and
flexed her vagina -- all signs that she is horny, trouble
was I couldn't reach her vagina to f*** her she was too high
for me, and she moved around alot.

So any fence hoppers out there with some advice? I'm gonna
bring a step ladder tonight and hope to get lucky.

I hope you liked my story, please post tips/comments and
experiances you have had with fence hopping."


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-17 21:53 [#02033864]
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Step ladder!!! hahahahaha!..Rofl!@


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-01-17 22:52 [#02033868]
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so you know whats up when you see a dude out a night in the
countryside dressed in black carrying around a step ladder


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-17 22:56 [#02033869]
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the worlds some people's heads are in astound me.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-18 00:20 [#02033880]
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now, i WAS hungry just now, but i just shouldn't have
checked this thread i guess. Someone kill me now, please


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-18 01:13 [#02033890]
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if the animal wants it, and the human wants it

then who's to say stop?


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-18 02:05 [#02033892]
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holy shit! that is an intense forum! i mean.. FUCK!
sure, the animal may want it and suuuure the human may want
it. but that doesnt make it normal.. posts about whether or
not a guy is allowed to fuck his dog, and people reply with
tips and saying 'have fun you two' and its just like
URGHGH!!!
hah.


 

offline zero-cool on 2007-01-18 02:18 [#02033893]
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yes i posted!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-18 03:56 [#02033910]
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Reading forums like that is like stepping into a whole other
world you didn't know existed. There's forums for
everything, mind; there are even forums for people who are
supposedly warewolves, forums for people who like cutting
eachother and drinking the blood, forums for people who
apparently have sex with demons, etc. And they're all deadly
serious.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-01-18 04:21 [#02033919]
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The internet is serious business.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-01-18 04:23 [#02033920]
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Some of the art is furry good btw.


 

offline diabrotikos from Laputa (France) on 2007-01-18 04:43 [#02033926]
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TOPIC = "Wife (preg) And Dog"

Comment = "Thank you for the great pics, i also wished they
were vids. Maybe later huh?"

OMFG...Like Fah said "Someone kill me now, please"...


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-18 04:46 [#02033927]
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Good grief... Thats fucked up!!!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-01-18 04:53 [#02033929]
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i dont like the thought of people all over the world coming
together to discuss how best to have sex with animals


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-18 05:11 [#02033933]
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yeah. the topic of the forum was one thing, the way everyone
was so casual was another. at the end of one topic, the way
someone said 'you two have fun', referring to a guy and his
pet dog... its really off.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-18 05:32 [#02033943]
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What about sex with muppets?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-18 05:35 [#02033944]
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There was a topic in there about whether it was OK to have
sex with reptiles, birds, and amphibians, and they concluded
it wasn't because of the damage that could be caused to
those animals.

There was an especially bizarre topic from some upset woman
who couldn't get her stallion aroused; he seemed more
interested in mares.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-18 05:56 [#02033951]
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well... you'll find your Kermit, I'm sure...

:)


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2007-01-18 07:29 [#02033970]
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A more humane way to have sex with animals.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-18 07:46 [#02033978]
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ha! the moment my brother gets a credit card, he's gonna be
seeing a big list of items such as KANGAROO DILDO, RACCOON
DILDO, RAPTOR DILDO, CANINE DILDO (LARGE) coming his way.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-18 08:58 [#02033999]
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Isn't Daniel Radcliff (AKA Harry Potter) being cast in a
play where he plays the role of a farm boy who ends up
having sexual relations with a horse there?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-01-18 09:53 [#02034031]
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fuck that shit! i can barely find grrlz that wanna have sex
with me and yet all these animals are getting action!?
pfft, what a waste. makes me think twice about the next
grrl i try to stab. just to check, i'm gonna mention
something to them about this to see if they're into it, that
way i don't get the aids if they are.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-18 10:00 [#02034033]
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I'm a biology ignoramous; wouldn't having dog semen in your
vagina be dangerous?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-01-18 10:22 [#02034043]
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when i was a kid i always thought you could make real life
teenage mutant ninja turtles if a human had sex with a
turtle.


Attached picture

 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-18 10:29 [#02034047]
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i feel sick


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-18 13:39 [#02034121]
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"fuck that shit! i can barely find grrlz that wanna have
sex
with me and yet all these animals are getting action!?"


Whoa, I didn't think about that. Now I'm jealous, yeah.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-18 13:41 [#02034122]
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Hum that forum is pretty annoying. You are limited to 5
downloads unless you upload your own vids. =/


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-18 13:42 [#02034123]
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Do you got links to paedophile forums too, btw? It's for a
friend.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-18 13:46 [#02034125]
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disturbing

Bloody hell!

Referring to having sex with a male dog: "I do it most days
my kids are in school, and some nights when there in bed and
hubby wants to watch."


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-18 13:52 [#02034130]
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Dear Combo,

We have determined that you have made multiple accounts on
the forum.

This isn't allowed so we have disabled downloads for your
account.


=(


 

offline HmND from your mom (Israel) on 2007-01-18 15:56 [#02034162]
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I love that site.


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-18 18:13 [#02034220]
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Well, I have always been told I have a way with animals.



 

offline PNES on 2007-01-18 18:19 [#02034221]
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*my way


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-01-18 22:57 [#02034282]
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Speaking of animal sex.

You can chat with horny manatees in about 40 minutes.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-22 18:53 [#02036469]
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Would any of you have sex with an animal? If not, why not?
If so, which animal? DOgs don't count, as they're rather
boring.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-22 19:07 [#02036477]
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i'd fuck a crab, just to see if its possible.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-22 19:57 [#02036507]
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believe me, its possible.


 

offline Flappypants on 2007-01-22 22:34 [#02036553]
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This is very depressing.


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-22 22:40 [#02036558]
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i'm a pedonecrozoophile if you know what i mean.



 

offline PNES on 2007-01-22 22:42 [#02036561]
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it means i fuck baby dead animals. :0)


 

offline Flappypants on 2007-01-22 22:50 [#02036565]
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Looks like that beak is ready for some action.


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-22 22:54 [#02036566]
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you crossed the line.

way to ruin a perfectly good thread.


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-22 23:00 [#02036568]
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(saves it to hard drive) :0)


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-01-22 23:20 [#02036570]
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question, is it dangerous to have crab cum in your anus?


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-01-22 23:37 [#02036573]
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frown town


 


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