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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 08:18 [#02030835]
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Post them here. Copy and paste format even. Dan, Danny,
Daniel, your views are always smart, but with a bite that
make me laugh too. You have such a way with words.
I've grown to admire and hate you more and more. It's an
odd, but good-feeling combination.

You can cure us.


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:23 [#02030838]
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how many "I <3 dog_beclch" threads are there now?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-01-12 08:26 [#02030844]
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I was just about to say that. Please folks, I loathe/love
Dan as much as the next man, but please keep these sort of
posts in the existing threads from now on. Thanks.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:26 [#02030845]
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You're such a fucking unfunny, ugly cunt.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:28 [#02030847]
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that avatar is from some cd I think my father has. What is
it?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 08:29 [#02030848]
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I just want to hear some memorable quotes and fireside
stories, that's all you guys. *sad face*


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-12 08:30 [#02030849]
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if i were dog_belch, i'd be horribly embarrassed and
repulsed


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-01-12 08:31 [#02030852]
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At all times, no matter what.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:31 [#02030853]
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if I were dog_belch I would get fuller of myself than I
already am and start writing "pieces" for newspapers to
print in a "column."


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 08:33 [#02030859]
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I wish he would. I wish he would.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:38 [#02030865]
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Fuck you, you're not even French, you cunt.



 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 08:40 [#02030867]
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My nose would suggest otherwise. :O


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-12 08:43 [#02030872]
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My last posts was doc-belch quotes.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 08:47 [#02030874]
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ummm..errr....my last post was what I WOULD have said if I
had been following up to him at the time.

I didn't recognise. See his stealth? Or perhaps that's your
stealth!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-01-12 09:16 [#02030890]
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dog_belch is a good lad but some of you people overrate him.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-12 09:32 [#02030914]
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fucking hell! one of 'em thread's enough!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 10:32 [#02030963]
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are you saying he isn't the second coming of christ after
all?


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2007-01-12 10:37 [#02030968]
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quote from dog belch -

"i am super fag and my music is super fag, listen to it and
you'll see"


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 10:41 [#02030970]
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<3


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-12 10:43 [#02030973]
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Yes, he can construct very eloquent sentences, and can be
scathingly funny.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-12 11:08 [#02030992]
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I'm a horrible, ugly, evasive, shifty, foulmouthed, spiteful
wanker with very few redeeming features and my life is a
joke.

But I did get "Jackass 2" in the post today so I'll be
watching that for the first time tonight, and several times
more over the weekend. AND someone actually bought my
"album" today, which was nice, someone I DON'T EVEN KNOW,
like a stranger, or even A Member of the Music Buying
Public. 1 CONFIRMED SALE. With the sate of the charts that's
got to put me at about #43. I bet it was someone that does
know me.

And I'm depressed and quai-suicidal so I promise not to post
anymore empty threats, boasts, criticisms, insults, slander
or piss talk. New Year, and all that. Plus it's very boring
for any of you.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-01-12 11:12 [#02030996]
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You have never been so wrong.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 11:14 [#02030998]
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as long as you don't stop making/spamming tunes.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-12 11:26 [#02031003]
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favortie dog_belch quote:

I'm a horrible, ugly, evasive, shifty, foulmouthed,
spiteful
wanker with very few redeeming features and my life is a
joke.

But I did get "Jackass 2" in the post today so I'll be
watching that for the first time tonight, and several times
more over the weekend. AND someone actually bought my
"album" today, which was nice, someone I DON'T EVEN KNOW,
like a stranger, or even A Member of the Music Buying
Public. 1 CONFIRMED SALE. With the sate of the charts
that's
got to put me at about #43. I bet it was someone that does
know me.

And I'm depressed and quai-suicidal so I promise not to
post
anymore empty threats, boasts, criticisms, insults, slander
or piss talk. New Year, and all that. Plus it's very boring
for any of you.



 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 11:31 [#02031006]
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BEST!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-12 11:40 [#02031009]
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I'd be happy if my release in Febuary sold 1 copy. That's
one person you've NEVER met before being sucked into your
sonic farting! You've, like, had a psychological effect on
another poor human being without even needing to put the
effort in to talk to them (putting a nice face on and
talking to strangers is something that requires a horrid
amount of effort.)


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-12 11:59 [#02031015]
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Really? Effort? It's always come easy to me. I LOVE being
social with strangers. :D In person that is.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-12 12:01 [#02031017]
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id buy it,quite like your stuff.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-01-12 12:03 [#02031019]
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Master and Everyone by Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. Your father
must be a cool person.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-01-12 12:24 [#02031030]
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For a minute I thought of posting a pic of an iPhone,
thinking it would suffice for another rant. In the end I
didn't bother.

Still think it's a great idea, though.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-12 12:56 [#02031048]
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he most definitely is!


 


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