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Cocaine on '100% of Irish euros'
 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-10 18:44 [#02030076]
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Champions!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:46 [#02030080]
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no surprise since u2 probably have 98% of all the notes..the
other 2% gets in touch with that other 98% and that's that.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-01-10 18:49 [#02030083]
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Tssk, spunking those EU grants on coke!

In all seriousness, that's pretty good going. Beating London
in those stakes is quite an achievement.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-10 18:53 [#02030090]
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thanks, thanks..

i'll deliver my formal acceptance speech for this honour
later on tomorrow.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 18:53 [#02030092]
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Instead of using a dealer, why not eat the equivalent cost
in euro banknotes?? Cut out the middleman.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:59 [#02030102]
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yeah but how many notes did they check


 

offline OK on 2007-01-10 19:00 [#02030106]
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this myth is older than money


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 19:00 [#02030107]
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all bono had on himself.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-10 19:09 [#02030121]
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we need jamie and adam to check it out


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-10 19:36 [#02030164]
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they checked all 100% of irelands current money!!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:39 [#02030171]
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all 10000 euros?! no way!

sorry.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-01-10 19:42 [#02030174]
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why is it that people prefer to snort with the higher value
notes? a lot of people act like its a practical issue but a
crisp fiver is as good as a crisp 20 in my book (i havent
written one)


 

offline OK on 2007-01-10 19:43 [#02030178]
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I think they already did.

well, the new york version at least.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:44 [#02030179]
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train tickets are better. they dont fall apart like euros
do.


 

offline OK on 2007-01-10 19:45 [#02030180]
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ha! how did I miss that... the conclusion is absurd


 

offline ebolawasher from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-01-11 02:11 [#02030281]
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Ironically, Irish coke is cut beyond recognition, and this
fickle fact is, perhaps, indicative of how much you need to
take to get high. Probably not, though. Most people who
regularly takes coke in this country are fools: I'm sure if
they took a few lines of Columbia's finest, they'd think it
an entirely new drug. A trip to the dentist, then, might
teach them a thing or two!


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-11 02:54 [#02030289]
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heh you're right.
by the looks of it, only 45 notes were tested.
which seems like shit all, but 45 out of 45 testing positive
for traces of cocaine is still a lubricious number.

perhaps.. JUST PERHAPS, the reason people use higher value
notes of money to snort cocaine, is so scummy addicts with
no money who can't afford any drugs won't be able to get
high from sniffing they're measly 1 dollar coins. that'd be
pretty tight though!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-01-11 03:17 [#02030292]
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I think using hire value notes is probably a vulgar status
symbol. The lawyers I know who do coke tend to use £20s and
£50s. I think for some (silly) reason people don't want to
use a £5 or £10 because people might think that's the only
note you have on you. I'd imagine the same goes for wide boy
crooks (not so disimilar, ho ho ho).


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-11 03:29 [#02030297]
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i still have some euros,might give em a lick.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-11 05:05 [#02030333]
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well. this cocaine test just goes to show just money gets
around.
i'm sure, if there was a test for crap and vom, or sorts of
disgusting filth, they'd all come back with a quadruple
positive, considering just how much money gets around
before.
you probably will be trippin if you lick some notes, but i
doubt it will be from just cocaine ; )


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-11 05:09 [#02030335]
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100% of the notes they checked.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-11 05:42 [#02030342]
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No wonder Irish people talk some much sh*te and are annoying
boring.


 

offline ebolawasher from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-01-11 06:14 [#02030349]
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pigster> agreed on the crap and vomit thing


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-11 08:49 [#02030412]
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How can they say this? The people doing the survey don't
have 100% of bank notes to check for coke 'n ting.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2007-01-11 09:25 [#02030429]
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yeh, irelanda plush economy has many folks snorting the
"sneachta" (gaelic for "snow"). About half the people i know
have been or are well into it and it turns out they're the
least likeable folks i know. One old buddy told me "Ya
missed the brothers wedding, his camper van was the powder
rooom al night long".. and he was proud of it!! Man it's
getting tiresome these days

Hey i used to like my recreational drugs but not ones that
turn you into a wanker and sobriety for me is the new drug
of choice and i've got better freinds now because of it to
be honest. There's also the contribution to crime both
locally and in coke-producing countries that bugs me too.
Hey, i'm getting concientious in my old age...big whoopdy.


 

offline johnl from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-01-11 09:52 [#02030445]
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"Cocaine use is thought to be growing in Ireland."
That's the best line in the article. Cocaine use is not
"growing". It is shooting up like so many junkies.
How I grow to hate the pretentious citizens of the jumped-up
banana republic of my birth...


 


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